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Ubernoob 06-02-2008 03:10 PM

Penguins and bowling balls
 
I thought it might be well to advise fellow Hammumians that bowling balls and penguins don't mix. Sure, I know it might be tempting, if you see a group of penguins standing on a ledge of ice above some water, to just fire off a bowling ball, but don't do it.

They have revenge squads.:shock:

AtkinsSJ 06-03-2008 06:22 AM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
Hmmm, but I always get penguins and bowling balls confused! Please, teach me how to tell the difference.

kacper8000 06-03-2008 09:22 AM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
Bowling balls are made of 1 ball and penguins are made of 2 (what we call body and head).

Ubernoob 06-03-2008 01:38 PM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
Penguins can walk by themselves and live in cold water. Bowling balls have three holes for finger grips and are closer to spherical. Penguins have become the mascot for an operating system. Bowling balls are the inspiration for the body shape of many North Americans.8)

Ryuinfinity 06-03-2008 03:12 PM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
And penguins have 2 animated movies about them, but bowling balls don't have any.

PlasmaCannonsRule 06-03-2008 04:52 PM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubernoob (Post 191379)
Bowling balls are the inspiration for the body shape of many North Americans.8)

http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f10/464080490
The picture says it all.

Ubernoob 06-03-2008 09:31 PM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
Forgive me, but what does that picture say? Is that a comment about operating systems, obese North Americans, or the penguin plot to rule the world?

Roland 06-04-2008 01:14 AM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
http://www.hurricane-katrina.org/images/march.gif

Ryuinfinity 06-04-2008 05:22 AM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
You're just being purposefully obscure! ATTACK!!! Artillery division, fire!

Ninja of Frozen Milk 06-04-2008 04:09 PM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
Don't you know? In all video games, pengiuns have the abilty to forcibly bounce things away! So if you hit them with a bowling ball, you will be hit in the head when it bounces back!

Ubernoob 06-05-2008 03:53 PM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
This explains much! I thought the penguins always just had snipers which were stalking me, waiting to counterattack with bowling balls of their own! Now I see. It must be because of their special stomachs, with reflexive properties honed over eons of swimming through turbulent water.;)

PlasmaCannonsRule 06-05-2008 06:49 PM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
I just figure this would be a good place to post a certain Heroscape in-joke.... watch out, those weren't penguin snipers stalking you, Ubernoob, they were...

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgaller...e-6-banner.gif

Ubernoob 06-06-2008 08:08 AM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
The Great Penguin Conspiracy keeps getting more and more disturbing all the time. Now if you were to reveal that those penguins' machine guns fired banana peels, I would be truly alarmed!:shock:

souperzombie 06-06-2008 08:11 AM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubernoob (Post 191919)
The Great Penguin Conspiracy keeps getting more and more disturbing all the time. Now if you were to reveal that those penguins' machine guns fired banana peels, I would be truly alarmed!:shock:

Guns fire bullets.

varkarrus 06-06-2008 10:15 AM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
But these are Nubs! They fire Tellubs!

Ryuinfinity 06-06-2008 04:51 PM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
And in jokes. If you shoot one during the day, it is instant death to Cheeselord! Throw a brick at them!

Ubernoob 06-17-2008 06:15 PM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
Ryu, I'm testing my new signature.

Ubernoob 06-17-2008 06:28 PM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
I caught an image of myself walking in a mirror today. I was waddling side to side a little bit, and wearing a white shirt with an open vest that made me look strangely like a penguin! :shock: Evidently I have been somehow unwittingly eating the multi-coloured pills. Perhaps someone or some bird snuck them into my food.

Now I have to go through the painful and lengthy process of autode-penguinification.

Say that last word ten times fast, if you dare.

Wesley 06-18-2008 07:41 AM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubernoob (Post 194336)
I caught an image of myself walking in a mirror today. I was waddling side to side a little bit, and wearing a white shirt with an open vest that made me look strangely like a penguin! :shock: Evidently I have been somehow unwittingly eating the multi-coloured pills. Perhaps someone or some bird snuck them into my food.

Now I have to go through the painful and lengthy process of autode-penguinification.

Say that last word ten times fast, if you dare.

*Brain explodes*

Ubernoob 06-18-2008 08:24 AM

Re: Penguins and bowling balls
 
Dang! What is the first aid procedure for a brain explosion? Letís see, my first aid kit has bubble gum, duct tape, superglue, and puzzle-descrambler. Ah, thatís it!

[Descramble][reassemble][superglue][apply duct tape around the skull just to be sure.]

When your brain heals back, be careful removing the duct tape. It might be prudent to have a child present.:mrgreen:


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