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AtkinsSJ 06-09-2007 12:32 PM

'The Internet'
 
A song I am writing on the fly, in the hope of the Internet no longer hating me:

"Oh Internet, oh Internet,
What really did I do?
I did not mean to hurt you,
By not showing love to you.

We used to play,
And have a laugh.
Though not when I
Was in the bath.
Because my poor computer would explode.

I never meant
To put you down,
Or leave you while
I go to town.
But Internet, what really could I do?

Oh Internet, you know I love you-oo-oo!
Oh Internet, I'm really missing you-oo-oo.
What did I do, to make you mad?
I'll try so hard, to make you glad.

Oh, Internet. How I miss you."

There. That was awful.

ducklegion 06-09-2007 12:53 PM

Re: 'The Internet'
 
yes internet...what did Atkins do to you except try to have fun with you!?

PlasmaCannonsRule 06-09-2007 01:11 PM

Re: 'The Internet'
 
The internet doesn't do anything bad to me, despite the fact that I'm on it for quite a long time every day.

Wesley 06-09-2007 02:05 PM

Re: 'The Internet'
 
If I'm on the Internet too long, the windows sort-of "melt" on the screen, and won't come off. Then, the computer freezes, or I get the Blue Screen of Death. And since I'm on the Internet a lot, this is fairly common now.

Roland 06-09-2007 02:24 PM

Re: 'The Internet'
 
The Net of Inter likes me... I think. I can't say the same thing about my cat, however.

WackieWatty 06-10-2007 05:47 AM

Re: 'The Internet'
 
That song is amazing! You should learn some chords on your guitar and play along to it.

All the internet does to me is occasionally crash, and bring up pop-ups, and crash more.

AtkinsSJ 06-10-2007 06:31 AM

Re: 'The Internet'
 
Strangely, it seems fine today. But then it was only into yesterday afternoon that it started acting funny. Meh, hopefully it'll be fine now.

Mr.Onion 06-12-2007 11:38 AM

Re: 'The Internet'
 
I laughed out loud at some bits. :lol:


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