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Kariterad 11-12-2008 11:23 AM

Corrupt-a-wish
 
Wish for something that you really want, and someone else has to corrupt it. Example: I wish for 1,000,000 dollars.

Granted, but you can only use that money to buy dirt, or something like that.

I wish I had the ability to jump in SWC and fight with Bouapha.

varkarrus 11-12-2008 11:33 AM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, but you lose

I wish CDL would never return.

Pumpkineater 11-12-2008 11:34 AM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, he returns as 31337
I wish I were god

varkarrus 11-12-2008 11:35 AM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, but nobody beleives in you.

I wish Pumpkineater was God.

Pumpkineater 11-12-2008 11:37 AM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, he asplodes earth
I wish CDL returned

Connor S. 11-12-2008 11:46 AM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, Jamul bans everyone, because he doesnt know who CDL is, and cant take any chances.

I wish this thread wont asplode... :whistle:

Pumpkineater 11-12-2008 11:51 AM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, its locked
I wish Kacper got a free copy of the winter pack

varkarrus 11-12-2008 11:52 AM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted. It doesn't. Muahahaha.

I wish Some Kid took over the world.

Kariterad 11-12-2008 11:56 AM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, but if the kid dies, we all die.

I wish for apple pie.

bobinator1992 11-12-2008 12:10 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Yep. I see these things all the time. Don't have much else to do at the moment, so...

The apples have worms in them.

My wish: I wish my wish can't get corrupted.

And before one of you says it, I bet you'll say something like "Granted, but you can never wish for anything else."

regeneratorizer 11-12-2008 12:11 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, but in a completely unrelated incident, the world explodes soon after.

I wish somebody would saw off California

TyTBone 11-12-2008 12:29 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by regeneratorizer (Post 217131)
I wish somebody would saw off California

Granted, but Obama reattaches it using Duct Tape.

I wish Stevie Wonder would talk to R. Kelly and Skee-Lo about the way they are misrepresenting the African-American community.

King Krazy 11-12-2008 02:26 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, but I send my army of Mr. Crazypantses to all of you! Muhaaahahhhaaa!!1!!11111!!!!!!!!!11!

I wish this thread would asplode

PlasmaCannonsRule 11-12-2008 03:30 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted. It asplodes on you.

I wish this thread and I would never die!

Kerma 11-12-2008 04:14 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
It never dies and becomes the only active thread in hamumu so nobody comes to the hamumu forum cause nobody ever posts there decreasing popularity in hamumu overall so nobody ever comes and hamumu is forgotten forever. Then later somebody finds the abandonded site and the whole cycle repeats itself until time stops.

I wish Hamumu was more popular than google.

Kariterad 11-12-2008 04:25 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, but because so many people came in here, is crashes.
I wish I could RAGE!!!!

fourwind 11-12-2008 05:03 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Granted, But when you rage you break out in...bleeding acne. O.o

I wish i was faith from mirrors edge

Kerma 11-12-2008 05:54 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
Then you are not real

I wish Everyone in my family and friends and Jamul and me were immortal.

moltanem2000 11-12-2008 06:06 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
granted, but as time goes by and the sun becomes a supernova, your home is destroyed and you and your family is left to float in endless space for ever, and ever,and ever,and ever,and ever,and ever,and ever,and ever,and ever,and ever,and ever,and ever,

i wish my toes where coloured vibrantly from deep shades of green to luxurious purples

bobinator1992 11-12-2008 08:06 PM

Re: Corrupt-a-wish
 
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...al_2_Intro.jpg

"So, moltanem2000, you want your toes to be every color of the rainbow.

Your wish is granted.

Too bad it's your TOENAILS!

I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!"

My wish: I wish I could uh... fire lasers out of my eyes.

EDIT: I really wish I could have found a picture of Calypso from Twisted Metal 3. Protip. Don't play Twisted Metal 3.


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