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fourwind 04-15-2009 06:14 PM

According to this data....
Dune was never actually a movie. It was only a 6 hour long backwards hypothesis of an insane thought. Contrary to this was the fallout series. They had absolutely nothing to do with dune, witch brings me back to cupcakes. The frosting is in many colors, but its always the same food, a cupcake. Maby if you reversed the space time continuum to continue the backwardness of this large geographically placed rts game. maby then would the greatness of this thread come into perspective. AND YOUR DATA DOES NOT PROVE OTHERWISE. Unless you had a 3000 dollar debt in BOTTLE CAPS you would never make enough money to get the paper to produce such a feat, COMPLETELY defeating the whole purpose of this Thread.
Any questions?

Max 04-16-2009 06:29 AM

Re: According to this data....
I lost you after according to this data:p

Ubernoob 04-16-2009 07:28 AM

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Rain might hurt the rhubarb growing in the valley beneath the four grey, snow-covered mountains where the wild goats live which provide wool for the goatherd/hunters living in small temporary village communities in the mountains which uproot themselves as necessary to follow the goat herds which migrate according to what vegetation is available, it being much more scarce than the rich foliage in the valley like the rhubarb.

Max 04-16-2009 07:32 AM

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According to my data the universe is made up of five dimensions and it is divided into sectors and the starting point of the universe is the First dimension and then the second and then the third and accordingly we live in the fourth dimension but by crossing out of our galaxy and moving exactly 53.5 billion light years we'll enter the fifth dimension but unfortunately for us my data indicates that no fourth dimension object can survive in the other dimensions and so it ill disintegrate during the cross-over from this dimension to that one

Ubernoob 04-16-2009 07:46 AM

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I bet it's also really hard to find the portal to the fifth dimension 53+ light years out. A lot of getting lost can happen over such a long distance. And besides, the space will have shifted so much by then that anything visible that far away will be gone by the time we could get there. Note that it is several times the current age of the universe.

Max 04-16-2009 09:24 AM

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Actually there is no portal to the fifth dimension, it is only seperated by our dimension by distance and that distance is so enormous that I used 53.5 billion light years to represent it although it is much larger than that!
And the fact of space shifting is irrelevant, since there is no portal and besides we cannot even make it to the fifth dimension.
Actually all this study isn't a joke, I usually lie on my back in the grass in my backyard and think all about of these kinds of things, my sister thinks I'm mad but oh well

fourwind 04-16-2009 02:10 PM

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A rule states that if you try to apply any data to the thought of religion, you get a backwards and upside down bomb. The bomb, is made up of pure energy, with you only having 3 lunars to disarm it. It is impossible to disarm, unless you reapplied that data, to the bombs coordinates. UNFORTUNATELY that is an impossible action. Unless you had the right level of science to do this. Id say a 98 percentile would suffice. UNFORTUNATELY YOU DO NOT HAVE THIS LEVEL OF SCIENCE, completely eradicating all signs of help. This would eventually implode the energy bomb, creating a worm hole that would suck up everything epic. Meaning, the internet would not exist anymore. Then the worlds mainframe would fail, and we would go into an apocalypse, and destroy the entire 3rd dimension as we know it. Then we would be DROPPED into the 2nd dimension. The only way to escape would be if you drew a 3d box. The entire world would implode. But because there is no third dimension, we would go to the 4th dimension, Resulting in a GIANT CRACK in the space time continuum letting in all that is evil, besides humans. The world would fall backwards, and the existence of anything would cease.
Go play video games instead.
Also, 53 billion lightyears is about
3.1135388869e+25 miles, witch is TECHNICALLY an impossible distance.

happystickman 04-16-2009 02:14 PM

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BUT, your forgetting the Ramen Clause, which says that all the drawings in the world must be signed by napoleon. This counteracts the pickle theory, which is what youe previous statement relied on. With out that, the digestive track of sea kittens will be turned into a landslide of outmeal, and soon puked up. however, if we add a sheep to this equation, it all changes.

Ubernoob 04-16-2009 08:45 PM

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According to the gentleman with the pickle, walking on the moon's green cheese while oscillating wildly between numberless tracts of magenta spaghetti allows the inversion factor to implode the naminator doohickey pasta maker rhinestone. But I think he's mistaken, or possibly rambling.

Max 04-17-2009 01:17 AM

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The theory of moon sphagetti os irrelevant. The crossing over from one dimension yo another would crack the space time continium or disintegrate the object crossing over therefore the distance to travel is impossible, thus resulting in a meshwork of dimensions and ultimately the cracking of the space time continium which will allow us to build a time machine and go back in time, thus stopping us from breaking the space time continium in the first place but then no time machine would exist and we would be trapped in the event horizon but that would lead us to learning stuff and saving the world countless times from total and utter annihalation but that's just a theory ofcourse. My hypothesis could be true if I developed a special kind of spacecraft that runs on time and thus with every second it will travel thousands of miles and reaching into the fifth dimenson, cracking the space time continium and then ultimately ruling the universe

happystickman 04-17-2009 05:33 AM

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However, with the Song of Wild Hotdogs in affect, all the worlds blushing goth girls wil be turned into strawberrry preserves, thus creating a rip in the Cat/Toast continum, plumiting the world into total darkness.

Max 04-17-2009 05:37 AM

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So according to you the world will be sucked up by a blackhole and then obliterated! But that is highly unlikely due to the presence of the clacks clocks continium which cannot shatter evn when a rock is thrown at it and thus I will make my way towards the fifth dimension and making a time machine and thus saving the world from eternal darkness and the era of smilie spam will begin causing sphagetti to fly everywhere and Bouapha will lose and the world will yet again plummet into darkness but unfortunately that time my spaceship will be out of gas and our only hope of surviving will be the Hamumu Forum!

regeneratorizer 04-17-2009 07:33 AM

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According to my data, everything you know is wrong.

Max 04-17-2009 08:41 AM

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But according to my data, I don't really know anything and thus your argument is declard invalid

Ubernoob 04-17-2009 10:53 AM

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Invalidity is invalid if it is simulataneously Wednesday.

drgamer 04-17-2009 11:48 AM

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This just in. Pigs can now fly. Pigs can now fly.

happystickman 04-17-2009 01:39 PM

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But, the reality of the situation clearly states that black is now the new white.

Max 04-17-2009 09:01 PM

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But the white can be spoilt by black and thus black holes conquer but when a certain vegetable throws anti-matter into them they disintegrate and pigs are falling from the sky because someone burned their wings

Ubernoob 04-18-2009 08:21 PM

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Loyalty is a field of pretty flowers that drive you mad.

Max 04-19-2009 03:30 AM

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They drive us to mad?
I had no idea pretty flowers could drive and they got themselves a car!

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