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supersilver 05-15-2009 11:41 AM

My Ghost/Spirit Threory. PLEASE READ.
 
Ok, here is my theory, some people may say "oh, yeah, that makes sense now!" and some may say "Yeah right." Try not to laugh at the first part. Anyway, here goes.

Part 1 of 3: Ghost/Spirit creation.

During your lifetime, a gas developsaround your body. it is within your skin, and when you are born, you have enough of this gas to cover your head's skin. When you are 16/17, when you stop growing, the gas is still being developed. So it starts working its way down your body. by the age of 60/80, it has grown down to the waist of your body. when you die and start to rot, this gas is released. The gas will stay in whe shape of your body, but can change shape at will. people who live to about 60/80's gas will not have legs, just wavy line where their legs should be. but people who live a very, very long life will have their whole body to use. the gas can move around at will, and is not visible unless it wants to be, by getting his particles closer together. What to call this gas? call it your soul, your spirit or your ghost.

Part 2 of 3: "BOO!"

Beleive it or not, ghosts get bored. They only thing they can really do to amuse themselves is, let's face it, scare humans of the living. Ghosts sometimes claim castles and such as their own territory, and will scare anyone off who lives in it. It's not always castles, though. Ghosts may simply haunt regular houses. you know when you see something at the corner of your eye, then you turn around, and there's nothing there? Let me explain it. It is simply a ghost or spirit preparing something to scare you. and by turning around to look, you are spoiling their plan. so they simply put things back to normal and expand their particles so you can't see them. Foiled again! They might try again later, though.

Part 3 of 3: A few tips

1. Yes, it is true, a vacuum cleaner can get rid of ghosts.
2. DONT USE A VACCUM CLEANER TO GET RID OF GHOSTS. EVEN IF THEY ARE THRETENING TO KILL YOU. It is much worse for them to be sucked in than for you to die, as they will be in that vacuum cleaner for infinity unless you let them out, and i'm not sure if they can talk, so they wont be able to tell you how much pain they're going through.
3. Vacuum cleaner are for use ON THE GROUND.
4. If you are absolutely sure that there is a ghost about, DO NOT LET IT KNOW THAT YOU KNOW IT IS THERE. It will be so upset, if it had tears it would be crying. dont ask why.
5. Be nice to ghosts. Nuff said.

Connor S. 05-15-2009 12:44 PM

Re: My Ghost/Spirit Threory. PLEASE READ.
 
Uhuh. I look forward to utilizing this new found knowledge in the future.

Source?

Mr.Onion 05-15-2009 01:09 PM

Re: My Ghost/Spirit Threory. PLEASE READ.
 
It is impossible for something made of pure gas to be sentient, as it has no means of holding itself together.

Reecer6 05-15-2009 02:01 PM

Re: My Ghost/Spirit Threory. PLEASE READ.
 
Here's some questions. What makes up your spirit molecules? How are they made inside your skin? Why don't you ever notice it?

supersilver 05-15-2009 02:20 PM

Re: My Ghost/Spirit Threory. PLEASE READ.
 
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Originally Posted by Mr.Onion (Post 250843)
It is impossible for something made of pure gas to be sentient, as it has no means of holding itself together.

what does sentinent mean?

Connor S. 05-15-2009 02:22 PM

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Humans are sentient- We control our actions and can think for ourselves. Water is certainly not sentient. A cluster of gas made of a single particle is NOT sentient.

supersilver 05-15-2009 02:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Reecer6 (Post 250849)
Here's some questions. What makes up your spirit molecules? How are they made inside your skin? Why don't you ever notice it?

1. like your heart makes blood from food, it comes naturally. :D
2. in between layers, as the skin is growing.
3. too small to be seen.
Any more questions?

supersilver 05-15-2009 02:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Connor S. (Post 250852)
Humans are sentient- We control our actions and can think for ourselves. Water is certainly not sentient. A cluster of gas made of a single particle is NOT sentient.

nono, it is not one particle, it just has a nucleus. let me explain. the particle is a combination of soul and some kinda floaty thing. whoah, connor, you're good at coming up with flaws in theories. :D but i still beleive that's what happens, and you cant get soneone away from their beleifs. it's sorta like a religion... oh, i dunno.

Reecer6 05-15-2009 02:29 PM

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On the 1 question, I meant what's it's formula. You know, like Water's H2O? and Question 3, why don't you feel it in your skin?

supersilver 05-15-2009 02:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Connor S. (Post 250842)
Uhuh. I look forward to utilizing this new found knowledge in the future.

Source?

source? ah yes, if someone asks me a chemestrical question (is that even a word?) I will figure it out within time. i figured this out last week. not sure about the whole "heaven" theory though. but being a spirit sure sounds like heaven to me!

Reecer6 05-15-2009 02:33 PM

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No. Being 20 or so forever should be heaven.
At least, I think.

supersilver 05-15-2009 02:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Reecer6 (Post 250856)
On the 1 question, I meant what's it's formula. You know, like Water's H2O? and Question 3, why don't you feel it in your skin?

1, I dunno, as i say, it's just a theory that I strongly beleive in.
2, you mean you dont? jeez, I seem to be the only one who has a soul here! JK. the particles stay away from each other, until the body expires and rots. so they arent big enough to be noticable. oh, i do love these questions!

Connor S. 05-15-2009 02:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by supersilver (Post 250859)
1, I dunno, as i say, it's just a theory that I strongly beleive in.
2, you mean you dont? jeez, I seem to be the only one who has a soul here! JK. the particles stay away from each other, until the body expires and rots. so they arent big enough to be noticable. oh, i do love these questions!

By source, I meant where did you hear this?

supersilver 05-15-2009 02:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Connor S. (Post 250861)
By source, I meant where did you hear this?

I didnt. It's just MY theory. see there at the title? it says MY.

Connor S. 05-15-2009 02:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by supersilver (Post 250863)
I didnt. It's just MY theory. see there at the title? it says MY.

Ah. I misunderstood. Alright then, no further questions...

WackieWatty 05-15-2009 02:52 PM

Re: My Ghost/Spirit Threory. PLEASE READ.
 
To believe something like this is the be irrational.
I believe that to be irrational is foolish.

In other words, it's not a very good idea to come up with a theory without testing it, or at least having some evidence.

Connor S. 05-15-2009 02:53 PM

Re: My Ghost/Spirit Threory. PLEASE READ.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WackieWatty (Post 250865)
To believe something like this is the be irrational.
I believe that to be irrational is foolish.

In other words, it's not a very good idea to come up with a theory without testing it, or at least having some evidence.

I believe he is misusing the word theory here. That doesnt mean Im going to continue commenting though. People have a right to their beliefs after all.

supersilver 05-15-2009 03:10 PM

Re: My Ghost/Spirit Threory. PLEASE READ.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Connor S. (Post 250866)
I believe he is misusing the word theory here. That doesnt mean Im going to continue commenting though. People have a right to their beliefs after all.

whoah, connor, that's the first time youve taken my side in ages!

As for evidence. The corner of your eye thing. read it over. there's your precious evidence.

supersilver 05-15-2009 03:12 PM

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whoever tagged this thread: racist. seriously.

Coolguy 05-15-2009 03:43 PM

My Alternate Theory
 
Ghosts are obviously made out of psychotronic nanobots, which were created by the dinosaurs from Pluto who moved there 12,103 years ago with the aid of their prophets, Elvis Presley and Bigfoot, and have spent recent years ruining Earth bureaucracy by replacing signatures with the name Washington Irving... or, when that got monotonous, Irving Washington. This scourge upon our world was caused by those evil science-men declaring that Pluto isn't a planet.

Anyone who says otherwise is an ignorant communist-witch-terrorist-heretic-midget-orphan-foreigner-subversive, working for the evil science-men who want evil things like evidence and rationalism.

And as for the corner-of-your-eye thing, that doesn't prove ghosts at all! How is that evidence? Everybody knows those are the midgets sneaking up on you.


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