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Frogdude 08-13-2005 09:17 AM

You know you're spending too much time on Hamumu forums...
 
when you have a dream in which, among other things, you meet Jamul himself... :?

regeneratorizer 08-13-2005 09:22 AM

when you are in touch with your inner yerfdog.

btw frogdude, lookout TEH EXPLOSION!

AtkinsSJ 08-14-2005 08:14 AM

When you teach your dog to say 'Yerf!'

SpiderPumpkin 08-14-2005 08:24 AM

When you have your last name changed to "Blabber" and join the army.

Man, this "joke" sucks. :-P

BTW, I once dreamed that I created a thread at the forums and I was carefully typing the post and spell checking it in my dream :-P

Coolguy 08-14-2005 09:11 AM

Top Ten Things About You That Show You Spend Too Much Time At Hamumu:

10- Whenever you get a balloon, you make it into a Yerfdog.
9- You want a hammer for Christmas
8- On Halloween, you dress up as Bouapha.
7- You want to have Bouapha's job when you grow up.
6- You tried to find Icy Mountain in your atlas.
5- You sacrifice dumb games to your Yerfdog god.
4- Your history report was titled "The Hamumu Empire: A Documented History From the Invasion of the Spamians to the Invention of Ninja Academy"
3- You shaved your head to look like Bouapha
2- You demand everybody to call you Jamulio
1- You named your kids Mike and Sol.
0- You use number 0 in your Top Ten Things About You That Show You Spend Too Much Time At Hamumu list.

PurpleKoopa 08-14-2005 09:51 AM

You start destroying everything in your vegetable garden.

Instead of programming, you put "Making Dumb Games" in your resumé.

AtkinsSJ 08-15-2005 03:04 AM

You only eat pizza and chinese.
You keep away from mailboxes and fire hydrants.
You keep throwing hammers at your accountant.

WackieWatty 08-15-2005 03:18 AM

When you start throwing hammers at all the:
Penguins;
Spiders;
Seals;
Bats;
And Evil Bunnies on your field trip to the zoo!

pizza 08-15-2005 03:57 AM

-You buy only blue pants and green shirts
-Your amount of posts is over 1000 :roll:

Mr.Zee 08-15-2005 08:50 AM

You know you've been spending too much time on the Hamumu forums when you have an urge to collect candles and brains.

kidmystik101 08-16-2005 04:38 AM

you know when your spending too much time on the hamumu forums when you start calling osama bin ladin dr.lunatic

Sokko 08-16-2005 06:33 AM

...when you pry open every locker in your school in the hopes of "getting a Gallery Goal"

...when you attempt to cure minor injuries by eating a carton of chinese food

...when you believe that all the world's hunger problems can somehow be solved by building a huge gold statue

...when you look for the turbo button in your car

...when you get very nervous around the mummies in ancient Egyptian museum exhibits

death 08-16-2005 07:54 AM

:lol: i can just imagine doing that

drgamer 08-16-2005 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sokko
...when you pry open every locker in your school in the hopes of "getting a Gallery Goal"

...when you attempt to cure minor injuries by eating a carton of chinese food

...when you believe that all the world's hunger problems can somehow be solved by building a huge gold statue

...when you look for the turbo button in your car

...when you get very nervous around the mummies in ancient Egyptian museum exhibits

What about getting very large gold coins? Or being able to go to different worls? Or being able to view the world differently? Or being able to be 'Happy Stick Man'?

Or thinking that certain chinease foods can give you thermonuclear heartburn, enrage you, or other strange things...

death 08-16-2005 01:36 PM

or think your a mushroom or think your a robot

AtkinsSJ 08-17-2005 08:19 AM

... when you wonder where you change your name and appearance.
... when you wonder how there are more 'tiles' in the world than are allowed.
... when you're scared to step in puddles, in case you drown.

SpiderPumpkin 08-17-2005 12:43 PM

- You develope a phobic fear of entering vegetable shops
- You dream of SPISPOPD 3-8
- You then pray for SPISPOPD 3-8
- Whenever you have to sign something, you use your forum name
- you think of the post apocalypse as an important historical event

and finally
- Your posts get deleted because your post count stretches the tables too much

AtkinsSJ 08-18-2005 03:15 AM

... when you can't get to sleep at night because you're thinking what to post the next day.

death 08-18-2005 01:16 PM

yeah that would be an roflol

kidmystik101 08-18-2005 07:55 PM

when you think the army should be issued with red hammers and BIG axes


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