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Old 06-10-2008, 02:39 PM   #19
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Default Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Okay. Get this. There's an atom, and he wants to buy a house. However, he ends up getting his last choice for a house in a crummy neighbourhood. Each day, he wakes up to find that kids were doing bad stuff on his lawn.

He talks to his lawyer, and he proposes a suggestion. The lawyer suggests buying a sign! "What should it say" said the atom. The lawyer quickly followed up by saying "It should say: 'Keep off: Property of matter'"
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