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Old 05-04-2009, 03:45 PM   #3
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Do you LOVE fire?
Do you have an urge to burn things?
DO YOU WANT TO BURN THE WORLD?
Well then you need our,
PYROMANCER SET!

The pyromancer set is for all you pyromaniacs out there who secretley want to be a wizard! Its comes with everything you see here:

5 Different colors of lighters!

An awesome wizard Suit!
And Finnally

YOUR VERY OWN FLAME WAND!
Normally, these things would cost
599 US DOLLARS
But on this special Forum offer, it only costs

55 HAMUMU COINS!
Yay for non existent currency!

We accept Cash, Paycheck, First Born, Rare Antiques, And Chicken wings.
We also accept these Credit cards:
MisterCard
LawlCard
REELcard
DonkeyCard
ChakoCard
And
WizardKash.

Please send your payment and address in a self stamped Titanium Crate to:
PO BOX Old York, 529 Awsum Avenue.
Or call 555-FLAME

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