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Old 05-06-2009, 05:44 AM   #11
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Advert 1:
People prank you?
You can't prank them?
Well what you need my Fred is exploding gum!
Yes exploding gum, just ask your friends to eat it and it'll blow their minds out (literally). Be the life of the party, Chewy-Kablooey fun!
Warning: this may kill the person or blow teeth out, keep away from people and us!

Advert 2:
Lost your teeth in a exploding gum accident?
Well have we got something for you.
Chattering teeth, just put them in your mouth and feel the magic, they chatter all the time. ORDER NOW!
Caution: This may result in tongue shortening

Now you don't mess with perfection.
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