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Old 05-06-2009, 05:46 PM   #17
fourwind
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Default Re: The ad thread!

Bored of your boring bored friends? And their bordem? WELL THEN...
Come on down to Awsum Possums Auditorium of FUN!
We got Rides, Games, Biscuits in HUGE quanties, And so much fun, your bordom will jump off a cliff!
(Results may vary. Bordeom may kill it self in many different ways)
Prices are SUPER LOW!
Kids just 1 half cent!
Adults 1 Straw penny!
Senior citizens, FREE!*
*With proof of seniorism, and not having heart attacks alot
Heres REAL KIDS talking about their REAL experiences here at AWSUM POSSUMS!

"I liked it here, till my friend ate too much ice cream and barfed in the ball pit"
Jen Age 9

"This place is AWSUM"
Generic kid Age ???

"The awsum possum scared my little brother. I told him he was just a guy in a suit, but then he Started playing games till he had 150 tickets.
And bought a foam sword.
he's not allowed there anymore. But it still was fun"
Fred Age 13

We even got year passes!
Witch include, but are not limited to:
A full year of AWSUM POSSUM FUN!
1000 Tickets for STUFF.
And extra 50 bonus tickets a month!
UNLIMITED PIZZA*
*Only on TGIF and SUPER SATURDAY days
AND... ACCESS TO THE ONE AND ONLY:
AWSUM POSSUM FAN CLUB!
Call
555-AWSUM for more info,
Or visit http://www.AwsumPossum.com
See you there!
Other info:
Awsum Possum club is for dumb people.
And advertising on here was a good idea.
Awsum Possum May or May not exist.
Please check the website to find out more.
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