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Old 06-09-2008, 03:17 PM   #1
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Default Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I just learned of a very serious and dangerous chemical compound... called Dihydrogen Monoxide!!! aka water

Its the MAJOR Component of Acid rain, and contributes to the "greenhouse Gas" effect! Plus it can cause severe burns, and contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape! It also accelerates the corrosion and rusting of many metals! Plus it may cause electrical failures and decreased effectivness in automobile brakes!

Its also become much more common! Its extremely scary just how widespread it is- it can be foudn in almost EVERY stream, lake, and reservior today, And its even been found n Antarctic Ice!!!


Despite how dangerous it is, it is still often used in the following products:
  • Industrial Solvents and Coolants
  • In Nuclear Power Plants
  • Styrofoam
  • Fire Retardant
  • In Pesticides. Even after washing thouroghly, the effected crop remains contaminated by this chemical!
  • As an additive in certain Junk food ans other food products
Millions die from it every year due to accedental inhalation of it!

Companies even continue to dump waste Dihydrogen Monoxide into oceans, and its impact on wildlife is ENERMOUS! yet the government refuses to ban this dangerous chemical!

In addition, excessive exposure to its solid form causes tissue damage, and to those that have become dependant to it, withdrawal means CERTAIN DEATH.

Help Me end this madness! Post here with ideas for how to remove it from our society!

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Old 06-09-2008, 03:22 PM   #2
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Default Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide!

You seem to have fallen for a hoax. Dihydrogen Monoxide=Two hydrogen 1 oxygen, or H2O. Water. Read it carefully again, and you will realize they are describing water.
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:22 PM   #3
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shhhhhhhh, your not supposed to tell them! Its everyone ELSE who is supposed to fall for a hoax!
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:23 PM   #4
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Default Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Dihydrogen Monoxide? Huh thats... Hmm... H2O. Wait... What?

Ohh, I see. It is a component of acid rain, and inhaling it is drowning. Solid form is ice and it causes frostbite. and nuclear plants use it as a neutron controller.

(For you pinheads who have no idea what I'm talking about, its WATER)
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:24 PM   #5
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I especially like the fire retardant one...
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:26 PM   #6
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You got double Ninja'd.
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:31 PM   #7
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It took a while to type
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:34 PM   #8
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Default Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Hehehe. And now is about the time when we should have been seeing people theorize on how to remove water from our society.
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:39 PM   #9
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I think Penn and Teller did this. They went around asking people to sign a petition to, in a nutshell, ban water. (Of course, they made it sound horrible.)
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:38 PM   #10
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I think everybody's already seen that before - There's been at least one topic about it on this forum already.
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Old 06-10-2008, 06:59 AM   #11
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The hippie message= Good.
The hippie way of doing it= Bad.

Also, Hippies do play a very minor role in SS5- PCR.
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Old 06-10-2008, 01:20 PM   #12
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Hippies: sheep following an idea, going over to latch onto other ideas because they can't think for themselves.

There are those that stay in this group, then some that go to other groups.
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Old 06-10-2008, 02:39 PM   #13
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Default Re: Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Okay. Get this. There's an atom, and he wants to buy a house. However, he ends up getting his last choice for a house in a crummy neighbourhood. Each day, he wakes up to find that kids were doing bad stuff on his lawn.

He talks to his lawyer, and he proposes a suggestion. The lawyer suggests buying a sign! "What should it say" said the atom. The lawyer quickly followed up by saying "It should say: 'Keep off: Property of matter'"
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