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Old 05-15-2009, 11:41 AM   #1
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Exclamation My Ghost/Spirit Threory. PLEASE READ.

Ok, here is my theory, some people may say "oh, yeah, that makes sense now!" and some may say "Yeah right." Try not to laugh at the first part. Anyway, here goes.

Part 1 of 3: Ghost/Spirit creation.

During your lifetime, a gas developsaround your body. it is within your skin, and when you are born, you have enough of this gas to cover your head's skin. When you are 16/17, when you stop growing, the gas is still being developed. So it starts working its way down your body. by the age of 60/80, it has grown down to the waist of your body. when you die and start to rot, this gas is released. The gas will stay in whe shape of your body, but can change shape at will. people who live to about 60/80's gas will not have legs, just wavy line where their legs should be. but people who live a very, very long life will have their whole body to use. the gas can move around at will, and is not visible unless it wants to be, by getting his particles closer together. What to call this gas? call it your soul, your spirit or your ghost.

Part 2 of 3: "BOO!"

Beleive it or not, ghosts get bored. They only thing they can really do to amuse themselves is, let's face it, scare humans of the living. Ghosts sometimes claim castles and such as their own territory, and will scare anyone off who lives in it. It's not always castles, though. Ghosts may simply haunt regular houses. you know when you see something at the corner of your eye, then you turn around, and there's nothing there? Let me explain it. It is simply a ghost or spirit preparing something to scare you. and by turning around to look, you are spoiling their plan. so they simply put things back to normal and expand their particles so you can't see them. Foiled again! They might try again later, though.

Part 3 of 3: A few tips

1. Yes, it is true, a vacuum cleaner can get rid of ghosts.
2. DONT USE A VACCUM CLEANER TO GET RID OF GHOSTS. EVEN IF THEY ARE THRETENING TO KILL YOU. It is much worse for them to be sucked in than for you to die, as they will be in that vacuum cleaner for infinity unless you let them out, and i'm not sure if they can talk, so they wont be able to tell you how much pain they're going through.
3. Vacuum cleaner are for use ON THE GROUND.
4. If you are absolutely sure that there is a ghost about, DO NOT LET IT KNOW THAT YOU KNOW IT IS THERE. It will be so upset, if it had tears it would be crying. dont ask why.
5. Be nice to ghosts. Nuff said.
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Old 05-15-2009, 12:44 PM   #2
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Uhuh. I look forward to utilizing this new found knowledge in the future.

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Old 05-15-2009, 01:09 PM   #3
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It is impossible for something made of pure gas to be sentient, as it has no means of holding itself together.
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:01 PM   #4
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Here's some questions. What makes up your spirit molecules? How are they made inside your skin? Why don't you ever notice it?
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:23 PM   #5
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Here's some questions. What makes up your spirit molecules? How are they made inside your skin? Why don't you ever notice it?
1. like your heart makes blood from food, it comes naturally.
2. in between layers, as the skin is growing.
3. too small to be seen.
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:29 PM   #6
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On the 1 question, I meant what's it's formula. You know, like Water's H2O? and Question 3, why don't you feel it in your skin?
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:20 PM   #7
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It is impossible for something made of pure gas to be sentient, as it has no means of holding itself together.
what does sentinent mean?
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:22 PM   #8
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Humans are sentient- We control our actions and can think for ourselves. Water is certainly not sentient. A cluster of gas made of a single particle is NOT sentient.
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:28 PM   #9
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Humans are sentient- We control our actions and can think for ourselves. Water is certainly not sentient. A cluster of gas made of a single particle is NOT sentient.
nono, it is not one particle, it just has a nucleus. let me explain. the particle is a combination of soul and some kinda floaty thing. whoah, connor, you're good at coming up with flaws in theories. but i still beleive that's what happens, and you cant get soneone away from their beleifs. it's sorta like a religion... oh, i dunno.
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:43 PM   #10
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Ghosts are obviously made out of psychotronic nanobots, which were created by the dinosaurs from Pluto who moved there 12,103 years ago with the aid of their prophets, Elvis Presley and Bigfoot, and have spent recent years ruining Earth bureaucracy by replacing signatures with the name Washington Irving... or, when that got monotonous, Irving Washington. This scourge upon our world was caused by those evil science-men declaring that Pluto isn't a planet.

Anyone who says otherwise is an ignorant communist-witch-terrorist-heretic-midget-orphan-foreigner-subversive, working for the evil science-men who want evil things like evidence and rationalism.

And as for the corner-of-your-eye thing, that doesn't prove ghosts at all! How is that evidence? Everybody knows those are the midgets sneaking up on you.
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Old 05-15-2009, 05:11 PM   #12
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Ghosts are obviously made out of psychotronic nanobots, which were created by the dinosaurs from Pluto who moved there 12,103 years ago with the aid of their prophets, Elvis Presley and Bigfoot, and have spent recent years ruining Earth bureaucracy by replacing signatures with the name Washington Irving... or, when that got monotonous, Irving Washington. This scourge upon our world was caused by those evil science-men declaring that Pluto isn't a planet.

Anyone who says otherwise is an ignorant communist-witch-terrorist-heretic-midget-orphan-foreigner-subversive, working for the evil science-men who want evil things like evidence and rationalism.

And as for the corner-of-your-eye thing, that doesn't prove ghosts at all! How is that evidence? Everybody knows those are the midgets sneaking up on you.
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Anyone who says otherwise is an ignorant communist-witch-terrorist-heretic-midget-orphan-foreigner-subversive, working for the evil science-men who want evil things like evidence and rationalism.
Don't forget the society of Funky Monkeys. They keep in contact with the evil science-men via a code which I expect to crack next week. It involves every 7th syllable spoken by NBC's Brian Williams, plus a few other speculations, but it's pretty air tight.

Oh, and throw "Marxist" in there, too.
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seriously! Quit spamming!
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Ghosts are obviously made out of psychotronic nanobots, which were created by the dinosaurs from Pluto who moved there 12,103 years ago with the aid of their prophets, Elvis Presley and Bigfoot, and have spent recent years ruining Earth bureaucracy by replacing signatures with the name Washington Irving... or, when that got monotonous, Irving Washington. This scourge upon our world was caused by those evil science-men declaring that Pluto isn't a planet.

Anyone who says otherwise is an ignorant communist-witch-terrorist-heretic-midget-orphan-foreigner-subversive, working for the evil science-men who want evil things like evidence and rationalism.

And as for the corner-of-your-eye thing, that doesn't prove ghosts at all! How is that evidence? Everybody knows those are the midgets sneaking up on you.
ROFL! thanks for that
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Uhuh. I look forward to utilizing this new found knowledge in the future.

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source? ah yes, if someone asks me a chemestrical question (is that even a word?) I will figure it out within time. i figured this out last week. not sure about the whole "heaven" theory though. but being a spirit sure sounds like heaven to me!
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No. Being 20 or so forever should be heaven.
At least, I think.
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Part 1 of 3: Ghost/Spirit creation.
During your lifetime, a gas developsaround your body. it is within your skin, and when you are born, you have enough of this gas to cover your head's skin. When you are 16/17, when you stop growing, the gas is still being developed. So it starts working its way down your body. by the age of 60/80, it has grown down to the waist of your body. when you die and start to rot, this gas is released. The gas will stay in whe shape of your body, but can change shape at will. people who live to about 60/80's gas will not have legs, just wavy line where their legs should be. but people who live a very, very long life will have their whole body to use. the gas can move around at will, and is not visible unless it wants to be, by getting his particles closer together. What to call this gas? call it your soul, your spirit or your ghost.
This can't be true, as I've seen a ghost of a little girl walking down our hall. As in, she had legs to walk on.
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Oh yeah, I forgot that there's also ghost babies with full bodies. I guess that part's wrong.
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Oh yeah, I forgot that there's also ghost babies with full bodies. I guess that part's wrong.
yet again, taking on the form.
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