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Old 02-11-2007, 02:48 PM   #1
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Tell me stuff you made!
I read chausers story, and wakkie watty's
but are there anymore
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Old 02-11-2007, 05:24 PM   #2
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I wrote this a while ago, actually. But here goes anyway.

NIGHT TIME NINJA

Ninjas are fearless,
Ninjas are brave,
Since their suit goes over their face
They don't need to shave.

Ninjas are mighty,
Their foes run to their mamas.
But NOT when a ninja
Is still wearing pajamas!
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Old 02-12-2007, 01:13 PM   #3
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Old 02-12-2007, 02:13 PM   #4
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roses are red.
violets are blue.
IM HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i saw a bird.
in a tree.
i walked closer.
it pooped on me.

i like pie.
when i eat it i need yums.
it provides many yums
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Birdy Birdy in the sky
What's he doing in my eye
looks like suger,
taste lik sap
*** it's birdy poop
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Old 02-13-2007, 02:04 PM   #6
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The cliff stands tall like a highrise against an empty sky
Still and straight it guards well over the ground nearby
Because coming from the ground below are
Tree men
Rock giants
Clouds of wind
He knows thease foes arn't friends
So he sommons HIS army of trees to fight
This betiful sight of nature
Come soaaring together
AND FIGHT!!
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Old 02-13-2007, 02:43 PM   #7
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Hamumu is dumb.
Its users are lunatics.
It has lots of laughs.

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Old 02-13-2007, 02:48 PM   #8
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Hamumu is dumb.
Its users are lunatics.
It has lots of laughs.

~A haiku.
LOL!!!
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:33 PM   #9
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I WAS WALKING IN THE MEADOWS OF ZEL
AND THERE I FOUND A WISHING WELL
I CLIMBED DOWN THE HOLE ALL DARK AND DAMP
AND CAME ACCROSS A MISTICLE LAMP
I RUBBED IT AND TO MY SUPPRISE
A GINI APPEARED BEFORE MY EYES
WHO GAVE ME SUCH A MAGICLE PRIZE
THREE GRANDE WISHES, AT MY SERVICE
YIKES! IM SO NERVOUSE!
OH LALA WHAT SHOULD I SAY?
TO HAVE EVERY SINGLE THING MY WAY?
MAYBE EVEN TO OWN EVERYTHING IN THE BAY?
WHAT IF I BELIVE THIS BLUE AND WHITE GINI
WHAT IS HES A TOTAL MEANIE?
WHAT IF HES JUST TELLING LIES?
ABOUT THOSE BIG DELLIOUSE PIES?
NAAA, IM JUST IMAGEING STUFF
MAYBE HE CAN MAKE ME BUFF?
I BET THIS GUYS NOT LYING AT ALL
ESPECIALLY SINCE HES 9 FEET TALL



I have a yonger sister
Named Ms. Mister
With 4 hands
6 eyes
5 thighs
AND NO HEAD
In my opinion, shes better off dead

I heard a tale
About big hairy monsters
I heard they were cool
I heard theyd eat you

I heard a tale
About bih hairy monsters
I heard they were fast
But luckily they only existed in the past



I love poems!
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I like that 1 line one at the end

No, I actually like the first one the most
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