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Old 06-09-2007, 12:32 PM   #1
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A song I am writing on the fly, in the hope of the Internet no longer hating me:

"Oh Internet, oh Internet,
What really did I do?
I did not mean to hurt you,
By not showing love to you.

We used to play,
And have a laugh.
Though not when I
Was in the bath.
Because my poor computer would explode.

I never meant
To put you down,
Or leave you while
I go to town.
But Internet, what really could I do?

Oh Internet, you know I love you-oo-oo!
Oh Internet, I'm really missing you-oo-oo.
What did I do, to make you mad?
I'll try so hard, to make you glad.

Oh, Internet. How I miss you."

There. That was awful.
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Old 06-09-2007, 12:53 PM   #2
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yes internet...what did Atkins do to you except try to have fun with you!?
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Old 06-09-2007, 01:11 PM   #3
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The internet doesn't do anything bad to me, despite the fact that I'm on it for quite a long time every day.
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Old 06-09-2007, 02:05 PM   #4
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If I'm on the Internet too long, the windows sort-of "melt" on the screen, and won't come off. Then, the computer freezes, or I get the Blue Screen of Death. And since I'm on the Internet a lot, this is fairly common now.
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Old 06-09-2007, 02:24 PM   #5
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The Net of Inter likes me... I think. I can't say the same thing about my cat, however.
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Old 06-10-2007, 05:47 AM   #6
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That song is amazing! You should learn some chords on your guitar and play along to it.

All the internet does to me is occasionally crash, and bring up pop-ups, and crash more.
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Old 06-10-2007, 06:31 AM   #7
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Strangely, it seems fine today. But then it was only into yesterday afternoon that it started acting funny. Meh, hopefully it'll be fine now.
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Old 06-12-2007, 11:38 AM   #8
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I laughed out loud at some bits.
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