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Old 06-18-2008, 04:08 PM   #1
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Default How not to play Mafia

1. Vote the moderator on your first post
2. Roleclaim a triple-daykiller
3. Claim that the vote was rigged when you get lynched
4. Vote a random person. When asked why, say "I can't see the space behind him"
5. Roleclaim a Mafia
6. Endorse organized crime while insisting you are a townie.
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:11 PM   #2
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7. role claim as cop when their's already an other even if you're townie anyways.
8. Asked to be lynched while being a Jester
9. Try to be modkilled
10. Randomly spam
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:50 PM   #3
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11. Be Sillyman
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Old 06-19-2008, 12:10 AM   #4
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*opens his book of rules*

Ugh, no wonder I don't play!

This tells me to do ALL of those!
(Except #11)
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:05 AM   #5
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I'm quite confused as to why Ion considers #5 a bad choice. I do it all the time, and nobody lynches me, even if I was telling the truth.
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:13 AM   #6
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12. Be Mr.O and be Mafia, in a game with Jamul.
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:30 AM   #7
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5a. Not be regeneratorizer and roleclaim as the people you are supposed to lynch.
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:27 PM   #8
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13: Never post
14: Pm people to make a secret "Non-host approved" Mason group, including the host.
15: Only post I AM MAPHIA! 5 times in a row, then do nothing for the rest of the game.
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:50 AM   #9
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16. Exercise your first amendment rights by pulling a Jack Thompson and putting inappropriate or irrelevant material into the Mafia game.
17. McRoll anybody who objects to your actions or posts
18. Insist that you are a reincarnation of Gandhi and claim to be a pacifist Mafia.
19. Whenever referring to the host, reference blemish removal products while saying "Hint hint".
20. Laugh at everyone with a speech impediment.
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:03 AM   #10
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21.Attempt to lynch the host.
22. Daykill: CheeseLord
23. Make a cop investigation on a proven townie
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:19 AM   #11
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24. Start a cop investigation on the host
25. As the host, make a bulletproof lightning-rod jester.
26. Post every single though you have on the topic relevant or not, incrimination or not, appropriate or not, English or not.
27. Shout "DING!" after every night
28. Use innuendos and double-entendras to suggest that the host is a Mafia.
29. Heavily imply you are Mafia whenever you are under suspicion and when they lynch you say "Oh, nuts. It happened again."
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Old 06-22-2008, 01:51 PM   #12
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30. Vote Coolguy.
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Old 06-22-2008, 02:31 PM   #13
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Quote:
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5a. Not be regeneratorizer and roleclaim as the people you are supposed to lynch.
Guilty as charged.
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Old 06-22-2008, 02:58 PM   #14
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26b. Just throw out (somewhat 'crazy') theories as you come up with them. It'll make you sound like a mafia, apparently.
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:19 PM   #15
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31. Do anything I do without being me.
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:31 PM   #16
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32: Vote: kacper
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Make everyone an angel and 1 mafia/angel.
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