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Old 05-06-2009, 02:37 PM   #1
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if you want,I'll tell you how,in scientific possibility terms,how godzilla and friends came in to being.
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Go on, then.
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Old 05-07-2009, 04:24 AM   #3
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first of all,it has nothing to do with bomb tests. Thats a lie they tell you so they don't have to tell you the very long true story. Now,you all know that radioactive elements decay over time,there for millions of years ago,there were more. Some of this infested lakes and ponds,killing even microscopic life. Animals coming by to drink would die,poisonded by these radioactive elements. some times the bodys were swept in. Even after it died,the body would still twitch,hit with random electric charges. The bacterea die in these ponds,so no decay. The body actualy fossilizes with the radioactive elements! slowly but surely,dead cells begin to activate,reproducing other living cells. The thing hat rises out of the water resembles the creature that died,but its cellular structure would more acuritely be a waiking nuclear reactore! I could also tell you why aliens try to take over earth in the movies.
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Dead cells can't reproduce anything, on account of being dead and broken down.
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Old 05-07-2009, 05:16 AM   #5
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Dead cells can't reproduce anything, on account of being dead and broken down.
the random radioactive elements re-animates them. As for broken down,the bacteria that cause decay die in this water
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You don't need bacteria: The cell membrance decays on it's own, and without that, you can't have a cell. Also:

Radioactivity does not work that way!
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The cell membrance decays on its own
if that was true,mummification wouldn't be possible,stuff decays because bacterea eats it! lets stop arguing and get on to why aliens try to take over the world in godzilla films!
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Old 05-07-2009, 05:59 AM   #8
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if that was true,mummification wouldn't be possible,stuff decays because bacterea eats it! lets stop arguing and get on to why aliens try to take over the world in godzilla films!
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if that was true,mummification wouldn't be possible,stuff decays because bacterea eats it!
Mummies do decay; Just very slowly.
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if that was true,mummification wouldn't be possible,stuff decays because bacterea eats it! lets stop arguing and get on to why aliens try to take over the world in godzilla films!
In mummification, they use a technique to prevent the cells membranes from falling apart, but the inside of the cell would probably still decompose. Also, a dead cell never becomes living.
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the random radioactive elements re-animates them. As for broken down,the bacteria that cause decay die in this water
Do you mean radioactivity just happens to hit enough cells in just the right way so they become living again? That's like taking a broken clock and shooting a machone gun at it, then expecting it to start working again. Also, in order for a cell to work, it needs blood. the blood would have already died, and been unable to transport oxygen. And fossilization? That means chemicals in the body get replaced by other minerals, slowly turning it into rock.
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Also, in order for a cell to work, it needs blood.
Don't know for sure but :cough:singlecelledorganisms:cough:.
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Also, in order for a cell to work, it needs blood. the blood would have already died, and been unable to transport oxygen.
Well, considering there are blood cells IN blood. Also, blood isn't 'alive'; it's PART of animals, but not alive itself...

As for why all this stuff works, plunonium (or something like that... no, it's not a real element, it's just a term/concept (sorta concept, I mean) for plot... I can't really explain it, although a certain website has it that lists tropes...)

Basically, if the plot wills it, it will happen. Also, Remember MST3000 Mantra....
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The blood thing: Think of the blood like a car. In a single-celled organism, all the sugars and vitamins and things don't have far to travel, so they can 'walk' the short distance. In larger animals, it's too far to walk, so they take the car.

Actually, that's probably an awful metaphor. Meh.
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The blood transports oxygen to cells throughout the body since very few cells are actually in contact with the open air. Also- Your Psuedoscience has enough holes to be considered swiss cheese...
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you've really thought bout this havn't you...? lmao =P
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I still want to know why all those pesky aliens are trying to take over our world. By the way, does your theory explain why Cuddleyum, my octopus, grew so large?
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I still want to know why all those pesky aliens are trying to take over our world
they want walking nuclear reactors(which the giant monsters resemble on a cellular level )so that trhey have a end to all there energy shortages
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That is on the same level as the Matrix as an awesome-sounding-yet-impractical plan.
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The blood thing: Think of the blood like a car. In a single-celled organism, all the sugars and vitamins and things don't have far to travel, so they can 'walk' the short distance. In larger animals, it's too far to walk, so they take the car.

Actually, that's probably an awful metaphor. Meh.
Maybe replace it with bikes or the subway system?

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