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Old 05-22-2005, 09:13 AM   #41
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There was year-old spam on leads.
These spam were growling horrifically,
Ninjamul quickly moved on into.....
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Old 05-23-2005, 02:42 AM   #42
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the belly of a kitten, but he was about to be digested!
(yipee, silly stories )
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Old 05-23-2005, 08:03 PM   #43
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But little did Ninjamul know this was no ordinary kitten....
This was Oliver and moments before, the kitten knew his master was in danger so he, increased his size as much as the system could handle,
leaving a few megabytes for the page file (of course!), and quickly swallowed his master for protection.

Ninjamul, in a few moments listened to the gentle, protective purring, and knew where he was...he slowly climbed out and noticed not only did Oliver's quick thinking save his master, but scared the spam away into the next hard drive...

With his new cyber-ninja powers, Jamul raised his powerful one-finger and pointed at the hard drive the spam took refuge in and....

-Ducky (I love a good computer story )
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Old 05-24-2005, 08:31 AM   #44
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*zzzzzt* blasted it into a cloud of meaningless static, with a single blast of his lightning bolt powers. Having solved that problem, Ninjamul hitched up his superhero socks, spit-polished his superfinger, and headed off to solve the real problem - SQL and the rest of the missing posts!

Just as he rounded the corner, he....
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Was really hungry, so decided to jack out of the internet and have a little snack. After he ate, he went back into the internet and...
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:08 AM   #46
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crashed straight into a firewall! "OW!!" he screamed, as he leapt back from the burning roadblock. SQL had placed it there to stop NinjaJamul from leaving his PC, but he had only blocked the PC; the laptop still had internet access! He entered it and...
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:35 PM   #47
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met none other than....

regeneratorizer!!!!?!!!!!!!

then for some odd reason regen went through the whole the wizard of oz scarecrow sequence.

regen-"if i only had a brain id be quick id be nimble id be able to capitalize and add apostrophies!"

ninjamul-"im going to see the SQL maybe he has a brain that i can rip out of his....i mean, that he will gladly give to you..."

regen-"SQL? spider queen lord? awesome! il come!"

ninjamul-"do you know the quickest way to get to him?"

regen-"sure i do! follow me!"

so they went to a small rectangular place with yerfdog on one side and a blinking wall. regen deleted all the words before the blinking wall and entered the sacred magical path finding words we all know,

www.google.com

they found the shortcut to SQL's place fast. when they got there though they saw a strange man blocking their path. said he

"ye varily, if thou wishes to see SQL then you will have to pass 3 trials."

he then moved out the way. they proceded to find a maze! and blackmyth)who was drooling at the mouth, sprawled on the floor!

regen and ninjamul.......
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Old 06-08-2005, 03:07 PM   #48
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if i only had a brain id be quick id be nimble id be able to capitalize and add apostrophies!
Best... quote... ever. The first step in solving the problem is admitting that you have one.

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