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Old 03-26-2010, 12:05 PM   #21
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Of course not. This is the answer:
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:19 PM   #22
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No! this is...
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Old 03-27-2010, 01:00 PM   #23
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I see your infantry and raise you 140 years
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Old 03-27-2010, 01:51 PM   #24
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I see your infantry and raise you 140 years
Eek, a smurf!
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Old 03-27-2010, 05:28 PM   #25
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The ECAGAP Battle Station will be up and running in a few days. Communism stops here and now, Earthling water creatures!
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Old 03-27-2010, 07:54 PM   #26
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FOOLS!!! Do you think Mother Russia fears such fantasies as alien invasion? Bring on your little blue friends! They will soon join the revolution with us.
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Old 03-27-2010, 11:44 PM   #27
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Oh sir Cuddelyums, what supplies shall you need for this world conquer?
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Old 03-28-2010, 04:09 AM   #28
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Fools yourself! I have already prepared my cutting edge technology, with tens of thousands of soilders armed with the latest arms and armors! The will land the second you invasion starts to squash you like a bug!
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Old 03-28-2010, 04:17 AM   #29
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Fools yourself! I have already prepared my cutting edge technology, with tens of thousands of soilders armed with the latest arms and armors! The will land the second you invasion starts to squash you like a bug!
What about computer-controlled artillery?

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*quickly spreads the Russian version of Avatar around the cinemas of the motherland*

If the reaction is anything like it was in America, you'd better be ready for some riots...
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Old 03-28-2010, 04:25 AM   #30
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We have saboteurs on the ground to destroy those installations!
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Old 03-28-2010, 04:26 AM   #31
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Who said anything about ground artillery? Dropping things on Earth from space is far easier...
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Old 03-28-2010, 04:27 AM   #32
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We have lasers and shielding to destroy anything you those at us!
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Old 03-28-2010, 04:32 AM   #33
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1) I suspect your lasers cannot aim at the speed they would need to to hit what I have to throw at you, and even if they could, not damage it significantly.
2) All shielding breaks down eventually. "Eventually" in this case being about 10 milliseconds after impact...
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Old 03-28-2010, 05:08 AM   #34
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None of that matters! Even if the station falls, the troops will destroy the power of ZEE RUSSIANS!
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Old 03-28-2010, 05:58 PM   #35
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Gentlemen, please. Am I wrong to assume that you are all joining forces against the sinister threat of Soviet Mother Russia? No need to fight amongst yourselves.

[channel interrupted by Soviets]. Yes, go ahead and fight amongst yourselves, foolish capiltalists! It will only weaken you further and hasten your destruction at the hands of Mother Russia. If you wish to surrender now, we promise to send most of you to Gulag.

[channel control restored]. This sounds bad, gentlemen. We might want to call in some Octopoid help to fight the nasty Russians. I'm sure the Octopoids would laugh at primitive commie technology, such as this:

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Old 03-28-2010, 06:11 PM   #36
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If i may ask, could you please ask the the Octopoids for some unrefined radium to power up ELECTRONCOWAGONAPUS? Ingesting of radium, plutonium and uranium together results in a power increase, making him become ATOMICCOWAGONAPUS. Much more powerful then his normal form.
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Old 03-29-2010, 11:13 AM   #37
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Since the Octopoids monitor this forum, searching for signs of intelligence among humans, they already have your request. But do you think it would be wise to create such a dangerous monster as an ATOMICCOWAGONAPUS? Maybe then even Gojira couldn't help us. Only Soviet artillery might have a chance.

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Old 03-29-2010, 11:39 AM   #38
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While I do agree ATOMICCOWAGONAPUS is extremely dangerous, the atomic energy inside him is dormant until it is triggered by an outside stimulant, like a large explosion or something similar. Then he will destroy the source of the stimulant, and go back to being dormant. As long as he is kept sedated and calm, no harm will come to us.
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Old 03-29-2010, 01:45 PM   #39
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It has been decided to launch two projectiles towards Earth, one aimed at Moscow, the other at *-COWAGONAPUS. You may be interested to know their approximate mass and impact velocity, which are 500kg and 1/2 of the speed of light, respectively. Have a nice day, or what remains of it.

Impact in approximately 2.5 minutes.
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Old 03-29-2010, 01:56 PM   #40
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As stated in the contract, Hypex Defence is not resposible for shield failure caused by objects traveling over a 23rd of the speed of light. Have a nice day.

Also, Moscow now appears to have become a rather deep crater.
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