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Old 04-01-2008, 05:31 PM   #1
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Do they actually scare you? They only scare me if they have pictures. Otherwise, I'm not scared at all.

Feel free to type scary stories here, too.

And no, there isn't a poll.
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Old 04-01-2008, 05:34 PM   #2
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They scare me easily!

Yet I'm obsessed with finding out about scary stories and horror movies and stuff, strangely...
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Old 04-01-2008, 05:44 PM   #3
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They scare me easily!

Yet I'm obsessed with finding out about scary stories and horror movies and stuff, strangely...
Same with me. I even want to buy Resident Evil, despite my absolute horror of zombies, and lack of talent in shooting games.
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Old 04-02-2008, 05:36 AM   #4
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Here's a scary story! One of the only ones I could find that didn't involve blood, too.

A hunter named Dustin was out in the woods. It was getting late, so he decided to find a place to stay for the night. He hadn't walked very far, when he found a large cabin. The door was unlocked. He went in, thinking that he would meet the owner in the morning.

He went upstairs and climbed in a bed. He didn't go to sleep right away, though, because there were all these portraits on the walls. Each one of them had an expression of rage, and it looked like they were looking right at him. Eventually, though, he fell into an uneasy sleep.

He woke up the next morning. He got up to investigate the portraits further, when he found out that they weren't portraits, but windows.

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Old 04-02-2008, 05:44 AM   #5
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When you said that those weren't portraits but windows, I felt Fear rush through me! That WAS really scary! Whoever thought of this story really knows how to scare people.
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:34 AM   #6
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Here's 2.

First off

A hunter was walking through the forest, when he saw a skeleton. The skeleton looked at him, and the hunter ran. The skeleton ran towards him and quickly caught up. He tapped him on the shoulder and asks "I'm sorry, is something wrong"

Second

2 kids were playing tag around the campfire. One kid was getting tired and didn't want to play anymore. The other kid said "Tag me, and we can go in to bed"

They started running around the campfire, and the first kid fell in and burnt to death! The parents woke up, and started going home because they weren't going to continue camping with their kid dead. On the car ride back, the kid heard "We haven't finished our game yet" coming from the woods...

At home, he went to bed, and he heard sounds downstairs. He heard footsteps. The door opened, and a charred skeleton walked in. "We haven't finished our game yet..."

He walked up to home, poked him, and said "Tag, you're it!"
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:41 AM   #7
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*Wonders what happened after Dustin realized that* Here's a scary story I found somehwere. I edited it a bit, but not much. The quote was also not there, I just thought it worked well in this situation.

One night, two parents decided to go out for dinner. The babysitter had just put them to sleep, when they were complaining about a statue of a clown in their room. The babysitter called the parents, and asked if she could move the clown statue somewhere else. "Get out of the house." was all they could say before the phone lines were cut.

"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney Sr.
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:31 AM   #8
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Scary stories dont scare me.
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:52 PM   #9
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One day, the Sun turned into a red giant, and swallowed up the earth.

The end.
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:03 PM   #10
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One day, the Sun turned into a red giant, and swallowed up the earth.

The end.
It'd be scarier if the sun turned into a jolly green giant :P
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:06 PM   #11
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One night, the Moon started to be Evil and thrust inself at the Earth, when 4 giants came and saved it, the end.
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:36 PM   #12
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one night, the Moon started to be Evil and thrust inself at the Earth, when 4 giants came and saved it, the end
Legend of Zelda, Majoras Mask.
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:47 PM   #13
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Correctamundo
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:47 AM   #14
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I lied about not being scared by scary stories. I get (Kind of) scared when I think about them at night, trying to get to sleep, such as Elmikkino's story.
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Old 04-04-2008, 06:19 PM   #15
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They are scary. WHY DO THEY DO THAT! AND WHAT ABOUT SCREAMERS!
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Old 04-04-2008, 06:22 PM   #16
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When you said that those weren't portraits but windows, I felt Fear rush through me! That WAS really scary! Whoever thought of this story really knows how to scare people.
That's odd. I am normally scared by scary stories, but that one didn't scare me at all.
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:01 PM   #17
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Think about it this way: People were outside, staring at you, in the middle of nowhere. now does THAT scare you?
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:12 PM   #18
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Thanks Wesley, now I can't sleep.
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Old 04-05-2008, 03:39 AM   #19
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Ill try make one.

It was a normal day for Bob. By 'normal' I mean 'Playing lots of vidiogames'.
He was playing Soul Calibur 2, and his favorate character was Astroth, a big, mean, evil guy with a huge axe.
Bob got hungry, so he went downstairs to get some food. When he got back up, it was on Astroth's profile. He did not leave it on that. At first he thought it was his little sister messing about.
He tried to exit the screen, but for some reason he couldn't. He tried turning the TV off at the wall, but still it didnt work.
Then suddenly Astroth yelled 'READY TO DIE?!' And 1 second after that there was a powercut.

At Midnight, there was still a powercut. Bob was layed awake in his bead, wondering about what happened with the TV.
He then heard footsteps coming up the stairs. Once again, he thought it was his sister. Then he realised that the footsteps were to heavy to be his sisters.
His door creaked open. By now Bob was terrified. A large figure carrying an axe lunged at him and yelled 'READY TO DIE?!'.




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Here's a hint: If I ever hear GLaDOS speak again, I'll probably be scarred for life.

The thing which scares me the most is coincidence. Here's a real example: I live on the 15th floor of a high-rise building. In school, my register number was 25. I befriended this girl, who had a friend living very close to me when I was a child. This girl I befriended also had the square root of 25 (5) as her register number. Now that you look at it, isn't the number 15 the median between 5 and 25?
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