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Old 05-04-2009, 03:30 PM   #1
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Default The ad thread!

Alright. This thread UTTERLY breaks on of the rules on hamumu.
But the thing is, the ads are all for fake things
So that's a loop hole i guess.
Post your fake advertisements here!
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:44 PM   #2
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I...

...lose!
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:45 PM   #3
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Do you LOVE fire?
Do you have an urge to burn things?
DO YOU WANT TO BURN THE WORLD?
Well then you need our,
PYROMANCER SET!

The pyromancer set is for all you pyromaniacs out there who secretley want to be a wizard! Its comes with everything you see here:

5 Different colors of lighters!

An awesome wizard Suit!
And Finnally

YOUR VERY OWN FLAME WAND!
Normally, these things would cost
599 US DOLLARS
But on this special Forum offer, it only costs

55 HAMUMU COINS!
Yay for non existent currency!

We accept Cash, Paycheck, First Born, Rare Antiques, And Chicken wings.
We also accept these Credit cards:
MisterCard
LawlCard
REELcard
DonkeyCard
ChakoCard
And
WizardKash.

Please send your payment and address in a self stamped Titanium Crate to:
PO BOX Old York, 529 Awsum Avenue.
Or call 555-FLAME

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Old 05-04-2009, 05:05 PM   #4
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Hello, 555-Flame? Yes, I have my WizardKash credit card here. Oh? You want the confirmation number? Alright, it's 9445322. Yes, all 55 coins please. Excellent. When will it arrive? Ah, thank you.

Hehehehehe... I TOLD them they would pay, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO they kept on bugging me anyways... Now I'll show them...


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 05-05-2009, 06:57 AM   #5
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come now and buy this!

this can do everything,like nothing!

limited time offer:when normaly 0.01 alien curency,you get it for only 99999999999999999999999 hamumu coins!


we accept: pizza,doenuts,destructive weapons,doomsday devise. last two not because we want to take over world.


credit cards:
mr.dumb
dumb dumb
anything else with dumb


order this now and we'll includ THAT! we'll also include the other thing! And a pass to get us to stop naging you! and world peace! and world war III!

Buy before we destroy them all,which will happen..........now!
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:18 AM   #6
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Do you like ice?
Do you like cold weather?
Well have we got a thing for you!

It's an automatic freeze ray
It freezes everything in its path!
Fool your friends (or freeze them as I should say)
Be the life of the party
Freeze their assets( literally)
Order now........its only $100000000000000000000000000000

Warning: The company is not responsible for any kind of freezing incident, emotional trauma, head injuries and other....stuff.
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:59 AM   #7
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Do you LOVE fire?
Do you have an urge to burn things?
DO YOU WANT TO BURN THE WORLD?
Well then you need our,
PYROMANCER SET!

The pyromancer set is for all you pyromaniacs out there who secretley want to be a wizard! Its comes with everything you see here:

5 Different colors of lighters!
Endorsing arson and suggesting that people become pyromaniacs probably isn't the best idea in the world...
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Old 05-05-2009, 11:43 PM   #8
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Endorsing arson and suggesting that people become pyromaniacs probably isn't the best idea in the world...
That's what advertising is all about
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:40 AM   #9
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Come one, come all! Get your free block of air when you purchase, canned grenades! They look like cans, except, when you pun the open tab, it EXPLODES! Play a prank on your friend, grandma, or terminally ill sister. Or annoy your foes, its up to you! Canned grenade! It's a grenade, in a can!
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Old 05-06-2009, 05:14 AM   #10
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I've never been god at puns, so how am I supposed to pun the tab off?

This product seems faulty.
*Throws Canned grenade at Megadog*
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That's what advertising is all about
Actually, last item I checked advertising was not about trying to get people to break the law and put themselves, and other, at risk...
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:22 AM   #12
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Oops, this is what I wanted to say: That's what advertising in this thread is all about!.
There are you happy now? And this thread is just a joke so.......
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Actually, last item I checked advertising was not about trying to get people to break the law and put themselves, and other, at risk...

Tell that to the cigarette companies
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