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Old 07-17-2006, 09:55 AM   #21
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the eggplant exploded, revealing Mr. Sporkerism inside! All the spam paraders were blown away from the vile, purple liquid!
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Old 07-26-2006, 04:38 PM   #22
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"Super Guy, we'll need to do surgery," said Dr. Sporkerism.

"Hey, what happened to Mr. Sporkerism?" said Super Guy.

"Uhh...well..." Dr. Sporkerism muttered. Super Guy was sure that it was not Dr. or Mr. Sporkerism, but it was...
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Old 07-26-2006, 04:40 PM   #23
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misterdoctor Sporkerism! split personalaty Attack! then.....
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Old 07-26-2006, 04:57 PM   #24
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A mouse laughed at the word feet, and someone ate some cheese and rhubarb sphaggeti soup cracker sandwich. That combonation created missesmisterdocter sporkerism! And then the horrible creation said "W001! I @m T3h 4@XX0R! 5p@m! Then a tuna said "TRANSLATION: WOOT! I AM THE HACKER! SPAM!
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missesmisterdoctor Sporkerism wasnt going to stand for that 1337 $P3@K so he proptly changed his name to sirmissesmisterdoctor Sporkerism junior!"threre" he said"thatll teach em".....
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Old 07-26-2006, 06:21 PM   #26
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how to count!"Then ran wildly into a trailer park...
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Old 07-26-2006, 06:26 PM   #27
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... where he discovered the Lair of the Spammers! He backed out quickly, lest he be buried in the spam. Fortunately, Hammered had stickied the entire story to prevent it from sinking down deeply into the spam pile. Just then, a non-spammer escaped from the trailer park where the spammers had been holding him prisoner, forcing him to spam against his will, it was ...
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Old 07-26-2006, 07:54 PM   #28
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Regeneratorizer, Ex-prince of spam! *Huzzah! Huzzah!*
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:25 PM   #29
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Suddenly a giant storm began.Regeneratorizer ran to wendy's and ordered...
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:53 PM   #30
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...whatever piece of plot narration said in the earlier post was quickly turned into a completely different plot element with the speed of a monkey with ADD randomly pounding on a keyboard!

Cheese appeared! Then spam appeared, exploding the cheese! Fortunately, Captain Rhubarb was able to save the day! A cat jumped through the window and began playing a purple piano! Then the grass grew extremely fast which triggered a cosmic anomaly which added a laugh track to the pointless story game. Unfortunately, the laugh track is deafeningly loud and playing at double speed!

Various unconnected statements were made, making so many plot twists that the pointless story screamed in agony! All of the statements became even more exciting because they had exclamation points! Nebro-Gubular SpisBoy appeared and began narrating the pointless story game in a garbled, ironic fashion! He was self-referencing to the point of being painfully annoying!

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Old 07-26-2006, 08:58 PM   #31
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...Purple Koopa, who bonked NGSB over the head with a mallet. "You're welcome," said the Koopa. Then Loser showed up, who decided to...
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Old 07-26-2006, 09:14 PM   #32
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slap PurpleKoopa2000 silly until Loser stole his wallet and ran into the store called...
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:09 PM   #33
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Old 07-27-2006, 02:17 AM   #34
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... he bought all the spam in the store and went to join the spammers. Halfway there, he realized that if he joined the spammers, he would always be a Loser, so, instead, he donated the spam to an orphanage, so that the starving children could be fed, except for one sole can, which he tossed neatly at Dishonoria Catsup, rendering her/him/it unconscious. The spammers, upon seeing their beloved leader incapacitated on the ground, ...
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Old 07-27-2006, 02:37 AM   #35
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...went to the one and only Candy...
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Old 07-27-2006, 07:51 AM   #36
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...Weapons Store. The spammers bought cherry bombs, Pop Rocks Grenades, and other sweet explosives. Then the spammers left the store and attacked Loser! However, he was saved by...
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Old 07-27-2006, 08:17 AM   #37
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a sticky peice of glue! which stuck both the spammers and the story game to specific points of....
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Old 07-27-2006, 08:46 AM   #38
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China! Destroying all that is heathly!
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Old 07-27-2006, 09:09 AM   #39
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... and then giant rhubarbs fell from the sky!...
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The rhubarb restored health (or heathl ) to China by infusing the ground with the power of rhubarb. Soon the People's Republic of China was becoming more and more powerful! In the foreseeable future, China would begin dominating the international scene!

Oh no! The Pointless Story Game (5th time superlative) is becoming reality! Fortunately, unreality was restored when...
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