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Old 04-08-2007, 04:00 PM   #41
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Granted.

I wish for a giant robot suit with rocket launchers and a indestructable plasma sheild!
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Granted, but sadly, the shield is indestructable. If you tried firing, the missles would explode on contact with the shield and kill you. If you didn't fire, you could wander around but would be trapped in the shield and suit forever.... or at least until you had to use the bathroom, get a drink, eat, etc. You eventually die of the 3 causes mentioned and no one even bothers to mess with the suit. Eventually, they build a mall over your gruesome skeletal remains.

I wish for the wish in the parenthesis to be true (I wish for the wish without parenthisis to be false)
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Granted. Then Proffesor Paradox walks up, and seeing as nothing bad can happen to you, he pinches you. The universe explodes.

I wish that this wish wouldn't come true!
PROFESSOR PARADOX: That's "Professor"!

Uh, anyways... onto 31337's wish.

You wished nothing in the first place, so you end up in a fadey-white wasteland. Then Professor Paradox shows up and beans you over the head with his rod.

Speaking of beans, I wish I had some beans.
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Old 04-08-2007, 05:42 PM   #44
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Granted. However, you plant the beans. In it's place, a huge beanstalk grows. Curious, you climb the stalk, only to be eaten by an over-sized, crazed yerfdog at the top.

I wish for another wish.
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Granted. However its not your turn.

I wish to be 50 feet tall
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Old 04-08-2007, 08:25 PM   #46
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Granted But your inside and hit your head on the ceiling and have a heart attack and DIE!
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Old 04-08-2007, 08:56 PM   #47
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Granted. But he spends all his time playing Titan Quest and doesn't pay attention to the needs of his constituents.

I wish I could have some more carrot/ginger soup without gaining any more weight.
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Old 04-08-2007, 09:01 PM   #48
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Granted. Here's some balloons to tie yourself to, to make you lighter.

I wish that Hammered didn't corrupt this wish.
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Old 04-08-2007, 09:05 PM   #49
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Granted. You wish is corrupted by Hammered and Sol and Jamul. You are once again surrounded by mods.

I wish my Spring Break would start over and give me another 2 weeks to play with.
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Granted - the spring on your pogo stick breaks and it can't be repaired for 2 weeks.

I wish hadn't eaten the ears off of my bunny.
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Granted, but you eat everything but the ears.
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Old 04-09-2007, 04:59 AM   #52
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I wish Pie was a subject in math.
Granted. Now every time you enter the classroom, you have a pie thrown at you.

I wish I could find a good Jorb.
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:20 AM   #53
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Granted. You play Football for Coach Z the rest of your life

I wish for a snowcone!
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Granted. But its a yellow snowcone.

I wish this wish was corrupted.
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:23 AM   #55
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Granted. Your wish is corrupt

I wish for a neverending supply of GUM!
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Granted. However, when you eat it, you turn blue and start to inflate until you explode.

I wish that I didnt have to go to school today...
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Granted. But they send your parents to jail because of the Becca Bill.

I wish I could afford my Epic Mount training in WoW.
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Granted. But you will never be able to afford the mount itself.

I wish Isildur had destroyed the one ring instead of keeping it :O
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Granted. But he spends all his time playing Titan Quest and doesn't pay attention to the needs of his constituents.

I wish I could have some more carrot/ginger soup without gaining any more weight.
Thats my sig! I did not make a wish!
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Old 04-09-2007, 07:55 AM   #60
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Granted, but then the LotR series never becomes that famous because it has no giant army of brooding evil which is 99/100s of the story.

I wish I knew how many boards the mongol hoardes would horde if the mongol hoardes got bored.
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