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Old 05-06-2007, 05:11 PM   #1
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Default The Unofficial Paradox Thread!

Post all paradoxes you can come up with here! Like, for instance;

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I hate love. I love hate.
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Old 05-06-2007, 05:18 PM   #2
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Jumbo Shrimp.. err...

Uh.. I don't really know any others.
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Old 05-06-2007, 05:24 PM   #3
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A Maxi Mini Mall!
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Old 05-06-2007, 05:27 PM   #4
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Here's a paradox;

I'm icy hot!
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Old 05-06-2007, 05:29 PM   #5
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Non Alcoholic Alcohol!
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Old 05-06-2007, 05:32 PM   #6
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I live to kill. I hate killing.
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I eat when im sad. I hate eating when im depressed
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Old 05-06-2007, 05:43 PM   #8
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I ate dinner tonight. I haven't had anything to eat since breakfast.
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Old 05-06-2007, 05:48 PM   #9
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This sentence is false.


1) Statement 2 is true.
2) Statement 1 is false.


Most of the previous posts were oxymorons, not paradoxes.
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Old 05-07-2007, 02:05 AM   #10
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I am smart.

Oh, wait - That's an oxymoron.
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Old 05-07-2007, 03:13 AM   #11
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Sailors who die of thirst while at sea.
People who eat because they are depressed, and are depressed because they are overweight.
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Old 05-07-2007, 03:27 AM   #12
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You killed your gran before your parents are born.
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Old 05-07-2007, 06:04 AM   #13
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Paradoxy looka like an orangatang. (Erm, dont ask, its an "in-joke" with me and my friends. Just couldnt resist posting it.)

Also, did someone say something about shrimp?

shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
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You forgot shrimp souffle.
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These are all oxymorons. Here's a real one


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Old 05-07-2007, 01:32 PM   #16
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:10 AM   #17
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You killed your gran before your parents are born.
That's a paradox.

But these (look like) are oxymorons:

Freedom is Slavery! Peace is War! Less is More!
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A man is going to be killed. How he is killed depends on if what he says is true. If it is, then he will be thrown into a pit of stakes. If it isn't, he will be thrown into a pit of lions. He says: "I will be thrown into a pit of lions.".
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Or fried in oil/boiled in water.
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A man is going to be killed. How he is killed depends on if what he says is true. If it is, then he will be thrown into a pit of stakes. If it isn't, he will be thrown into a pit of lions. He says: "I will be thrown into a pit of lions.".
This statement is false.
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