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Old 05-05-2007, 02:55 AM   #1
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Post some of your recent masterpieces here! One day, when I opened Microsoft Word...

It was the sunny day of May 14th

Where Billy was failing to control his rage

He threw a tennis ball squarely in the face of his brother
Who was of an older age
He squealed as it hit his nose
His younger brother blushing with anxiety and embarrassment
As he knew his older sibling wasn’t thinking of nice things, like fragrances and roses
His fears had become true
“WAR!”
The older one was like an army of one
His rapid fire and hard hits
But the younger wasn’t concerned at all
Of his battle cries, and the fact that he was tall
Of course, in wars there are winners, and losers
They were both aiming to be the former
So vicious, were there attempts to outdo each other with balls
That it would have caused, in the hearts of lesser men, trauma
Sneak attacks
Poltergeists
Good use of rubbish bins, and
Heists
Smacks
Biffs
Camouflage
Impersonations
But then…
“Dinner time, boys!”

THE END







There, that's not so bad, is it? (I mean, it is, but you know what I mean)
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Old 05-05-2007, 07:16 AM   #2
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On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

Ok, I didn't write that, but I did remember it off by heart.

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Old 05-05-2007, 10:55 AM   #3
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I have the shortest story in the world! Here it is;
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Old 05-05-2007, 05:29 PM   #4
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You can go to the Guide and find a bunch of non-recent Christmas poems.
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Old 05-06-2007, 04:46 AM   #5
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Speaking of which:



Oranges and lemons
Say the bells of St. Clements
I owe you five farthings
Say the bells of St. Martins
When will you pay me?
Say the bells at Old Bailey
When I grow rich
Say the bells at Shoreditch
When will that be?
Say the bells of Stepney
I'm sure I don't know
Says the great bell of Bow

Here comes a candle to light you to bed
Here comes a chopper to chop off your head

Chip chop chip chop the last man's HEAD!
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Old 05-06-2007, 03:03 PM   #6
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
Whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to you.
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:43 PM   #7
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Moo to the power of 2, dooo doo do!
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:13 PM   #8
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2 insults/poems

Roses are green, Tulips are blue
Stupid I be, but not nearly as you! (oh snap!)

Oh! Begone!
Your breath is to strong
Wait! Come back!
You need a Tic tac!
Not a tic, not a tac
What you need is the entire pack! (oh snap)
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:31 PM   #9
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Lonely Bob was lonely. "I am angry because I am lonely" He said. "I am lonely because I do not have a girlfriend".
Bob then preceded to go to there bar, where most relationships start.
He saw a crowd of women hudled around a man. Lonely Bob asked a woman who the man was. "Thats Dangerous Dan," The Woman replied "He's the best fighter in the All Out Ultimate Fighting Leuge". "I do not like fighting," Bob said. The Woman then said "I like that you do not like fighting, do you want to come to my car?".
Bob was then happy. Happy kissing the beutiful woman, and happy listening to the rythmic tapping on the window. The tapping, was made by Dan, who had gone outside to see why his wife's car's lights were on. Bob was then beaten to death. Many times.

There are worse things in life than being lonely, be happy with what you have.

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Old 05-23-2007, 02:01 PM   #10
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Here's another one (slightly larger than my first one).

"NANANANANA! WWOOOOOTTTT! HAHAHAHA! THIS STORY ROCKS" Bill said.
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Old 05-23-2007, 04:54 PM   #11
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Default Skitzo Poem

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I'm skitzofrenic
Oh, yeah, don't forget about me, I'm skintzefrenic
Did I already say that?
Yes you did genius!
Well excuse me!
I am excused!
I meant me not you!
Does that "you" count for ryming with blue?
Only if its on a line thats new.
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Old 05-26-2007, 06:40 AM   #12
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2 insults/poems

Roses are green, Tulips are blue
Stupid I be, but not nearly as you! (oh snap!)

Oh! Begone!
Your breath is to strong
Wait! Come back!
You need a Tic tac!
Not a tic, not a tac
What you need is the entire pack! (oh snap)
LOL!!!
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Old 05-26-2007, 01:36 PM   #13
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The sky is bright yellow.
And so are sausages.

Well, you did say random.
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