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Old 05-22-2007, 07:46 AM   #1
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Post your spam findings here! Why spam? Spam is a very mysterious substance! We must study it's mystical powers!

First we shall start off with ways to get rid of spam.
Yes, the ban hammer is good if it gets out of hand but what if it is nonsense spam? What if it is in total mayhem and cannot be banned? We can decimate it by using logic!

I have collected logic residue (used by collecting chalk left over from a Calculus 102 class) and decided to put it to test. I have sprinkled some of it on normal objects but to no avail. I sprinkled it on spam... and it dissolved into microscopic particles!!
Surely logic is the answer to spam problems! But what causes spam?

Leading causes:
Stupidity - The main cause. Major spam production.
Typing with body parts other than hands and fingers - Typing with one's feet is very very hard to say the least
Head Trauma (usually caused by running with scissors) - Wonder why people spam without cease? This is one cause.
Insanity - Another major cause. Makes people fill the entire forums with spam until they have to collapse it into one hideous topic.
Alcohol consumption - Sluuurd speetch lol
Laundry Detergent - How does the powdered laundry cleaner end up in the liquid containers?? The world may never know!

Here is my spam research so far. I will be now researching even more ways to destroy spam. My strangely incompetent workers will now be operating a microwave in hopes to destroy the spam.



Have a good day!
- CDL

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Old 05-22-2007, 08:15 AM   #2
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Old 05-22-2007, 08:30 AM   #3
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Tedious research, and billions have dollars have brought me this conclusion: This topic is spam.
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:48 AM   #5
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He already admitted that in another topic.
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First we shall start off with ways to get rid of spam.
3. Ban all ninjas from the forum.
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3. Ban all ninjas from the forum.
...starting with Wesley.
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Puts everybody who thinks CDL should be banned in a ninja outfit and sends them to the finest schools. Reformats the meaning of ninja to only include ninja masters.

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Why do we all of a sudden hate 31337\CDL?
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We don't. Didn't you see that invisible wink I put on the end of my post?
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Nope. Yes, actually I did
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Old 05-25-2007, 08:23 PM   #12
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Head Trauma (usually caused by running with scissors) - Wonder why people spam without cease? This is one cause.

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ARGH! Regen, you currently have 666 posts! DUN DUN DUN!1!1!! ONE ONE ONE!
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Don't worry, he posted.
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ARGH! Regen, you currently have 666 posts! DUN DUN DUN!1!1!! ONE ONE ONE!
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