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Old 05-25-2007, 06:51 AM   #1
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Default Global Thermonuclear Warfare

Global Thermonuclear Warfare

The new game by Mr.Onion

Your Goal: Conquer the World.

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Armies
- The coloured squares on the map. These are what you use to take control of territories. There can be more than 1 Army in a territory at once. Any territory that doesn't have an army in it can be taken over without a fight. When an army tries to take over a territory with an enemy army in it, the armies fight. I count up all the armies in and next to the territories being attacked/defended. Whoever has the most armies near the attack wins, and one of their armies moves into the attacked territory. Costs $3 billion. Armies can move only once during each Orders Phase. Armies and Fortresses can only be made in a territory occupied by an existing army or fortress, however, they can move on the turn they were made.

Fortresses - The coloured squares with a dot in the middle. Immobile Army. Doesn't count for attack/defense unless it's in the territory being attacked. Cannot attack other territories. Costs $1 billion.

Nuclear Weaponry - Any player can fire a nuke at any territory, destroying all armies and fortresses in it, however, that territory has been irradiated, and nobody can move into it for one turn. Before you launch a nuke consider tha concept of Mutally Assured Destruction and how MAD it is. If you nuke them, they'll more than likely nuke you. Costs $6 billion.

Stages
The game cycles between two stages. The Diplomacy Stage is where everyone is free to discuss what is going on, and to make alliances and declare war. In the Orders Stage, everyone PMs me what they want their various forces to do, and to order new forces. At the start of every Orders Stage, players recieve $5 billion.

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Old 05-25-2007, 10:55 AM   #2
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Default Re: Global Thermonuclear Warfare

Gah! Forgot to mention it's now the Order Stage! Send your orders! Also, Orders will be parsed in the order they are received, so you might be able to take advantage of that!
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Old 05-25-2007, 02:01 PM   #3
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Default Re: Global Thermonuclear Warfare

Can I drop out, actually? Sorry, but I want to see people play it before I do.
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Old 05-25-2007, 02:22 PM   #4
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Default Re: Global Thermonuclear Warfare

Hey, what about me? I thought I had Swaziland?
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Old 05-25-2007, 03:42 PM   #5
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Default Re: Global Thermonuclear Warfare

Ill go to NA 7
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Default Re: Global Thermonuclear Warfare

I think you're supposed to PM what you want to do.
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Old 05-25-2007, 04:58 PM   #7
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Power to Eastasia!
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Old 05-25-2007, 05:08 PM   #8
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Power to Eastasia!
I agree. Just don't try to take me over. Or else.
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Old 05-25-2007, 05:19 PM   #9
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You're Eurasia, not Eastasia.

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Old 05-25-2007, 06:37 PM   #10
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I'm in both.
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:23 AM   #11
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Power to Eastasia!
Oceanía es nuestro enemigo. Oceanía ha sido siempre nuestro enemigo.

Also, when buying armies and fortressses, tell me where to put them. And send me all the things you want to do in ONE PM, including if you want to move your armies anywhere, or declare war with anyone.

EDIT: The new map is up. Since Roland dropped out, I took his place.
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:42 AM   #12
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Ermm... Did I not have Swaziland? What is going on?
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Swaziland isn't a country.
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*Cough* Switzerland *cough*
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:51 AM   #15
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Well..... Meh. If it is possible, I would like.... Madagascar..? Perhaps? Or, if not, how about that big yellow
''5'' at the top of the map? Is that greenland? That'll do.
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:53 AM   #16
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Well, I think the map is too crowded for more players.
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Do we send another set of orders?
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:51 AM   #18
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He only just updated the map, so I'd guess that we're in the Diplomacy stage.
Wow, surprisingly there are still empty spaces.
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If we make alliances, then do the ally's armies in nearby territories count in your attacks? If so, I will offer an alliance with Atkins and Jordo. I see that CG has already declared war on me. Good luck with that.
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Bah- Jordo can probably already see that you were trying to invade him. (And Atkins is probably already going after me)
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