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Old 06-02-2007, 12:09 AM   #1
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Default A Picture Story

Because I'm bored, and have lots of pictures on hand, here's a story I made just now, composed of text, and pictures.

This story is entirely fictional, and so are the characters, and any resemblance between any characters and any real life persons is purely a goverment conspira- ERM... Never mind about that.

Onward!
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One day I woke up, and rolled out of bed. I always check my e-mail in the morning, so I went to my office. Along the way my roommate saw me, and laughed about how cheap my office was. Hmmph, it's not that bad. I opened the door...

and realization hit me, he was right. After a moment, I a splashing sound, and discovered that it was actually a small splash of water that had hit me, not realization. I turned around to see one of my cats trying to escape what he mistook as a food source.

I pulled him out, then turned on the TV to watch 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' (and I suspect a billionaire would be the only person to say 'I don't!').

I flipped the TV off, and went to the kitchen to get breakfast. I grabbed the pop-tarts, but alas, found only a feline.

I set the box down, and went to the fridge for a lime, but spotted another cat standing nearby.

some kind of cat war, maybe? I put Fluffy on guard duty (there had been a lot of break-ins recently):

slapped a sign on the front of the door,

and left the house for work.

I managed to get through the yard, and to my car, and took off. However, when I got to the highway, my jaw dropped.
[picture gone]
I busted through a guard rail, and took another route, but again, my jaw dropped.

I put the car in reverse, and took an alternate (and somewhat longer) route. I was still hungry, so I stopped at the McDonald's drive-through, expecting a quick meal. However...

I gawked at the sign, then accidentally drove into a tree. I wasn't far from work, so I locked the car, and politely asked a man for the time.

He looked at me as though I was nuts, so I moved on. I waded through a crowd of people, stopping in the Town Square, and giving change to a begger.

I finally made it to work, but in my exaustion, pressed the wrong button.


To be continued???
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Old 06-02-2007, 05:37 AM   #2
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Lol. Rather random. You have too much spare time.
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Old 06-02-2007, 01:40 PM   #3
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Where did you get that ''Greetings, Mortal'' picture?
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Old 06-02-2007, 01:44 PM   #4
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I've seen some of those pictures before.
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:43 PM   #5
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My friend loves the, "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." So do I, understandably.
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Old 06-02-2007, 03:10 PM   #6
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Where did you get that ''Greetings, Mortal'' picture?
Forgot, but I edited that text in.

And my personal favorite is the 'Error 404' picture.
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:52 PM   #7
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I like the lime kitty
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Old 06-02-2007, 05:32 PM   #8
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This is absolutely hilarious! It may use some mild inappropriate language (in my household anyways), but it is hilarious! Plz make another one!
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