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Old 10-05-2007, 01:18 PM   #21
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*Uses ring of recall*
*Time goes back to before i land*
*Puts on Nightvision Goggles*
Haw haw haw.
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Old 10-05-2007, 04:08 PM   #22
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, it is impossible to travel back in time without exceeding the speed of light, which requires more than an infinite amount of energy. So... you didn't time-travel after all. And I still have your gold!

Licking Post puts all his gold in an off-shore bank, which gives 10% interest per post (not counting spam).

Current gold in pocket: 0

Current gold in bank: 15,000.

EDIT: I only get interest for my posts, and only in this thread.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:52 PM   #23
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YAAAAA *turns into a wiert panda chibi ninja ssj 10,000 and does a 1000 hit combo on souperzombie*
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Old 10-06-2007, 12:08 AM   #24
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I heal my self and asplode grim3vil with a darkfire blast which sends him flying far far away...

then I go rob a bank

Gold in pocket: 20000
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Old 10-06-2007, 11:06 AM   #25
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The bank that got robbed (not the bank Licking Post put his money in, because that has a super defense system and can't be robbed) hires Licking Post to retrieve the gold. it pays 1000 gold up front and promises another 5000 if he brings back all the gold. Licking posts pockets the 1000 gold and leaves the rest in the bank to collect interest. Then he goes searching for Chaos.

Gold in pocket: 1000

Gold in bank: 15,000 + 10% = 16,500
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Old 10-08-2007, 09:13 AM   #26
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Hahahaha! You will NEVER find me!
*Goes Werepyre and flys far far away, to where Grim3vil isnt there*
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:32 PM   #27
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hmm... HYPER HAPPY GOGO PANDA RAYYYYYYY *the ray shoots into the air and does nothing to anybody...
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Old 10-13-2007, 10:48 AM   #28
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*kills self*
RE: *dies*
*Comes back to life, slightly more awsome*
RE: $1000 for anyone that gives me $1001!!!
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Old 10-13-2007, 05:48 PM   #29
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YAY PICK ME gives 1001 YAY
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Old 10-13-2007, 09:23 PM   #30
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Can I join?

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Race: Terran
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Skills: Ellipsis Cannon, Nocturnal Boost, Cloaking Device, Generate [insert skill name here]
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NOTE2: Beware of my Ellipsis Cannon which goes like ... ... ... ...
NOTE3: There's a reason why I put ??? as my side, because I change sides too often.
NOTE4: Expect some inactivity from me; I have exams "in real life". If you attack me, though, you might regret it ... ... ... ...

ACTION: Helios starts walking about.


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Old 10-14-2007, 12:57 AM   #31
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I follow Helios, while sneaking in the shadows. Just because i feel like it
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Old 10-14-2007, 06:39 AM   #32
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Helios senses Chaos via Nocturnal Boost, but disregards him as he has not attacked. Continues walking around.
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:54 AM   #33
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Meh. He spotted me. Oh well. *Fires Tongue-seeking fireball at Licking Post*
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Old 10-14-2007, 04:49 PM   #34
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Helios generates skill: Telepathy
(allows caster to communicate with anyone he/she/it/whatever desires)

Telekinetic message to Licking Post: Beware of getting burned.

Helios finds a spot to sit down.
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Old 10-14-2007, 06:04 PM   #35
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*askes if licking post and helios would like to form a team*
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Old 10-14-2007, 06:49 PM   #36
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Helios confirms his ??? side to be Neutral; he does whatever he thinks is best.
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Old 10-15-2007, 08:02 AM   #37
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Enters Hyperspeed mode, And kicks Licking Posts' butt so fast he couldnt even say 'omgosh'.
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:32 PM   #38
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You forget Licking Post is a spirit, and can't be fireballed or butt-kicked. He also won't team up with anybody unless there's money involved.

Gold in pocket: 1000

Gold in bank: 16,500 + 10% = 18,150
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Old 10-15-2007, 05:35 PM   #39
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meh, ill join

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Mad Skills: Animal Transformation: I Mutate some random animal to become super awsome pwnage, and jump on its back. These guys can attack normally, as well as a special attack, which depends on the animal I mutate.

Yeay! I walk around with a herd of vicous squirrells following me.... with this secret service just TRY and attack me!
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Quote:
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You forget Licking Post is a spirit, and can't be fireballed or butt-kicked. He also won't team up with anybody unless there's money involved.

Gold in pocket: 1000

Gold in bank: 16,500 + 10% = 18,150
That's nice, so that means I can NOT care.

Helios sits for an hour, gets up, and continues walking aimlessly, while contemplating if somebody called "Jamul" exists in the universe that he is in.
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