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Old 01-04-2008, 11:21 PM   #1
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There once was a kid named Bob.

Bob wanted a soda, so he inserted a buck

into a nearby machine. Naturally, a bottle came out of the bottom of the

machine, and Bob promptly took it. He opened it up, and tasted the

substance. It was TERRIBLE! It tasted and looked like muddy water, with a

pinch of charcoal added in for health.

================================================== ====

Naturally, Bob was furious. Whipping out his cell phone, Bob called Johnny

Cochrane -the best lawyer in the country - as fast as he could. They

arranged a date to sue the soda company. Less than a week later, they and

the sludge makers were in the Supreme Court of the United States.

================================================== ======

The whole incident was pretty brutal on everyone. Luckily, Johnny Cochrane

had practiced his "Chewbacca Defense" just enough to convince the court

that "Chewbacca is a Wookie, and therefore" the jury had no choice but to

find the soda company, "GUILTY!"

================================================== ======

And that is exactly what happened. The soda company was ruined after

having to pay Bob $100,000,000 in sufferings from having to consume nasty

soda. Bob -now $100,000,000 richer - invested most of it and ended up going

out with every single Victoria's Secret model...ever. And Johnny

Cochrane...well, they say if you look at a full moon just right, you can see

Johnny's smiling face in it, but only if you have sunglasses on and

are listening to Dave Chappelle's "For What It's Worth" routine at the same

time.


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Old 01-05-2008, 09:13 AM   #2
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Nice story.
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Old 01-05-2008, 09:16 AM   #3
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Old 01-05-2008, 09:37 AM   #4
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You made that up?
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Old 01-05-2008, 11:25 AM   #5
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You made that up?
No, it's a true story, especially the part about Chewbacca. ;P

<on topic>That was the most random thing I've read in a long time. Nice :D</on topic>

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Old 01-05-2008, 11:52 AM   #6
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:07 PM   #7
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The story is actually a combination of things.

The whole concept - a kid suing because of a disgusting soda - came from a

much simpler story in a 1996 children's PC game called "Pajama Sam" (a VERY

intriguing game, even though it's for kids). And Johnny Cochrane and his

Chewbacca defense came from "South Park". Most of the other details I just

added in for hilarity and substance.
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:56 PM   #8
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Old 01-05-2008, 05:25 PM   #9
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The story is actually a combination of things.

The whole concept - a kid suing because of a disgusting soda - came from a

much simpler story in a 1996 children's PC game called "Pajama Sam" (a VERY

intriguing game, even though it's for kids). And Johnny Cochrane and his

Chewbacca defense came from "South Park". Most of the other details I just

added in for hilarity and substance.
Which Pajama Sam game? I used to play those, and still have all of them. Hmm... which one was 1996...

Anyway, cool story!

There are these:
Pajama Sam in "No Need To Hide When It's Dark Outside"
Pajama Sam 2 Thunder and Lightning Aren't So Frightening
Pajama Sam 3 something or other
Pajama Sam: Life is Rough When You Lose Your Stuff

Which one?

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Old 01-05-2008, 06:45 PM   #10
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The first Pajama Sam, "No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside." I use to love

those games. I bought that one and the one about food, and one of my bros

bought the thunder and lightning one. Now my youngest bro owns all three.

Haven't seen much of the fourth one. (I guess Humongous Entertainment was

bought by Atari, for one reason or another, and the games just kinda phased

out or something.)

Anyhoo, the kid-suing story occurs near the bottom of Darkness' tree house,

when you finish the Brain Tickler and head over to the revolving bookshelf.

(Took me awhile to find that.) There are several books that aren't on the

shelf, and Sam can read several stories from each one. Pretty silly and

somewhat amusing.
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Hmm... I'll take a look there. Sounds funny, but I don't remember it.
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