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Old 05-31-2008, 06:24 AM   #21
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He should go to the cafeteria, hen have him slip and fall, and become unconscience.
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Old 05-31-2008, 06:26 AM   #22
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Douglas is a little creeped out by that voice.
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:38 AM   #23
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Douglas hears what we type here, I think.
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:49 AM   #24
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Yep. Well, except for me. I've got some sort of immunity. Although, I do control him more directly
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Dogulas put the piece of folded paper back into his pocket. He started walking to the 'Cateria' and noticed a wet floor sign. He went around it. He found a seat in the oddly crowded 'cateria'...but something was wrong with these people. At least he could have cake. Which was oddly in the shape of a brain.
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:31 AM   #25
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What is this, Stranger than fiction? Hellooo! Hi Douglas!
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Old 05-31-2008, 09:51 AM   #26
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Douglas looks around, confused.

Hint: get him to read the paper
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:01 AM   #27
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Douglas, you should read the paper.
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:22 AM   #28
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All right, that should be enough to get this party started.
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Douglas, confused by the voices finally heard a key bit of advice. He took out the piece of paper sneakily and read it.

"THE CAKE IS POISONED"

This startled Douglas, along with his buddies trying to get him to eat cake. He grabbed it and threw it at the biggest guy there. Of course, due to cliche, he was a kind hearted soul, and a kid at heart. So he started the food fight.

Cake started flying through the air, somehow it was all changing color, to.... normal cake. Having no time to think about this, he ran, dodged, and ducked to a rundown bathroom in the cafeteria. He started to hear rustling.
Oh, and because it came up, Douglas indeed was the guy that was in the office, smashing up the place.

Oh, and don't always trust what the descriptions are. He's crazy y'know... Although he can still be harmed by the illusions... Mind over matter and all that.
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:03 AM   #29
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There is something in the toilet.....
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:16 PM   #30
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Douglas, RUN!
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:11 PM   #31
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Snake! It's a snake! Oh, oh it's a snake!
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Old 06-01-2008, 03:44 AM   #32
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That cake was a lie.
Also, ThE BaThRoOm CoUlD bE a DoOrWaY tO aNoThEr DiMeNsIoN!!1!
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Old 06-01-2008, 01:16 PM   #33
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Grab a snake and run into the toilet to another dimension! He he... This is getting to be fun...
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Old 06-01-2008, 06:19 PM   #34
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Sorry this is kinda late. Went to see a movie to pass the time after the power went out. And I was relaxing for a bit. The new indiana jones movie has no giant boulders chasing him. I was disappointed in that.

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Douglas ran into a stall. Sadly, the door was on its hinges still, and locked of all things. He fell back, and just as he was getting up, the door fell on him. So much for locked doors. He felt the other side and realized that it was an arm strap.

He quickly wore the strangely well prepared makeshift shield. He grabbed toilet tank lid, and attached it to the spot on the front of the 'shield'. Said shield started to glow... and became a tower shield.

The voices warned him of a snake. He quickly found it, but it was a 'harmless' plumber snake. Very useful, so he took it as one of the voices suggested, putting it into one of his many pockets. Douglas looked to the toilet, where, lo and behold, was a sword! He took out the sword and sheathed it, into the odd sheath that must have appeared during the shield transformation. The toilet changed. It became a teleporter of sorts. He stepped inside and pushed the lever.

The whole bathroom shaked and shivered and was transported... somewhere else. Whatever was in the bushes that had been rustling was quite startled. Finally, it stopped, and Douglas stepped out of the transporter.
Welcome to another reality or whatever. What happens to Douglas is VERY real. And Douglas can obviously change this world around him. But remember, Douglas IS crazy, so every time stuff like this happens, he might not have actually transported to a different reality. And then there's times where he actually is in the other reality, but doesn't know it. So be on guard. If he isn't actually in the other reality now, there's always the possibility that he'll be in it later
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:47 AM   #35
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Douglas heard the rustling, more frantic than earlier. He got out his sword and thrusted it into the bush, in and out, in and out, repetitively, as something grabbed a hold of it. He finally gave a great big pull, and along with his weapon... came out Captain Bullet Punch Man? Costume and all.

"GET THAT PLUNGER OFF OF MY FACE!" Screamed the captain, while Douglas looked in amazement that he was carrying... a plunger instead of a sword. "Is this how you treat friends?!?! Where are we, anyways?"
Sorta a micro update, but it's too long for that XD
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:49 AM   #36
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Do not trust the captain! He was hiding in a bush!
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:52 AM   #37
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The Captain is Cervantes from Soul Calibur! He wants you beat you to death with a turky leg! ONOS RUN FOR UR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:54 AM   #38
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Everyone is out to get you. EVERYONE.

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Old 06-02-2008, 10:55 AM   #39
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Everyone is out to get you. EVERYONE.

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Even the letter Q?
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:56 AM   #40
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Just a tiny little suggestion: Be careful what you say... Douglas is crazy. After all he can hear all you people. I've got enough for a small section, but let's make it a bigger one!
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