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Old 05-16-2012, 12:52 PM   #3081
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Subway

Uble and Hyperme approach the Spaceport. Progress!

Voice: This is the Xzario Line Red. We are approaching Spaceport Hub. Next stops are Spaceport Hub and Spaceport Inner. This line terminates at Spaceport Inner.
Uble: Good. We shoulod be able to lose our pursuers.
Hm: And get off this planet.
PEST: I'm getting a signal! Somehow, the spaceport is letting one through. It must have a gravity tunnel or something.
Hm: Great! I need to make a called. And Uble, you should probably contact the Peacekeepers.
PEST: Who are you calling?
Hm: A person.

Hyperme makes a called on the phone that happens to be PEST. Compact technology at its finest.

Hm: Hey, its me... yes I'm alive... I'm getting to eascaping, just being chased by robot ponies... don't ask... anyhow, got to go... okay, bye.
Uble: Okay, let's make a called.

Peacekeeper Ship

Comma: Hey, a communication! My job is needed again!
Uble: This is commander Uble. I'm alive, and trying to leave the planet. I have this Hyperme fellow with me. We're on a subway.
Comma: Have you seen anyothers?
Uble: No. We'll try and collect them if we get a Saucer. Uble out.


OOC: The communication thing only works around the Xzario Spaceport. It's a cylinder or something.
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Old 05-16-2012, 09:59 PM   #3082
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IGPK Comunications Specialist: Uble, listen closely. The AFS Voyager has taken up a sort of last ditch attempt at rescue, they have dropped a large crate attached by a tether to their ship. If you can reach these coordinates *a blip is heard as the files are transfered* they may just be able to get you out.

Uble: Whoa, that's forever away... This subway took us in the opposite direction from there.
ComSpec: That won't do... You're on your own then. You are in a spaceport though, and clearly it has the power, or the technology, to cut through the disruptions caused by the cloud. I'd say you've got a pretty good shot with what's there.
Uble: Right... Uble Out.

HM: I don't see many spacecraft around. Perhaps there is a hanger somewhere that they are stored in.
Uble: Maybe. We really need to hurry up and find something though, before those ponies find us. Or some other crazy thing.




Rubble Around Sewer:

*Kleos looks over at RC stumbling along*
Kleos: Huh..... HEY YO-UMPH!
*As Kleos began to yell out to RC, the Spam Hulk lunged at him and punched him into the air. Kleos landed gracefully but hunched over slightly, clutching his gut. He quickly glanced over at where RC was a moment ago, but could not immediately spot him*

Kleos: Ugh... Alright, now you have to die...
*The Spam Hulk roars and tears up a large chunk of rubble, hurling it at Kleos, who leaps into the air and kicks off the rubble as it floats by, propelling him higher into the air. At the top of his flight arc, he throws a handful of explosive daggers down on the hulks head, as he descends they explode and blind the beast long enough for him to strike at it's neck with one mighty downward sweep of his blade. A nearby AF Soldier picked up the severed head and held it up for Kleos to see*

AFS: You got 'em!
Kleos: I know... But beheading spam doesn't kill it, I'm confused...
AFS: Maybe this will clear it up for you...
*The soldier is digging his hand around inside the head, he pulls out a dull glowing sac full of a purlpley liquid*

Kleos: Is that it's core?
AFS: Appears to be that... Pretty off from the norm though, the spam must be effected by whatever happened here too. And not in a good way.
Kleos: Indeed... But why is the spam core in the head, rather than the chest...
*Kleos suddenly remembers Lunita*
Kleos: Perhaps the new Spam Overlady devised that system.
AFS: There's a new spam overlady? Man, news does not travel back to Awesome quickly...

Kleos: Well... Let's get on with the rescue. There's a lot of rubble here, most of it looks rounded. I'm guessing this is the sewer outlet we were searching for, though it looks like it collapsed. Go get the drill and digging equiptment. I'm going to go and check something else out...


*As the AF Soldiers begin digging around in the rubble, Kleos walks off in search of RC*



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Old 06-18-2012, 09:33 AM   #3083
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Spaceport

Hyperme and Uble wander around for a while. Luckily, they find a flying Saucer. They go inside, because of lax Spaceport regulations.

Saucer

Uble: This looks good.
Hm: It doesn't appear to have any power though.
Uble: So now we have to go back?
Hm: Maybe. We might be able to fix this ship up though.
Uble: Good. I don't want to go back outside.

Hyperme and Uble go to the reactor of the Saucer. It's sort of broken.

Hyperme: I should be able to put this back together. Of course, it's not too damaged, so that helps.
Uble: How long will it take.
Hyperme: No longer than an hour, probably.
Uble: Good.

The Storm

A large amount of magic has gathered in the storm clouds. This is not a good thing, as large bolts of lightning crack throught the air, while some arc to the ground...

About the Pipe Rubble Area

Kleos: We need to find another way. This tunnel is blocked.
BD: Did you see Random? He got beat up.
Kleos: No.
BD: So you're going to him him?
Kleos: I suppose. However, if we can't find him befo-

Suddenly, magical lightning bolt! It tears up the ground around the sewer, flying around and being dangerous.

BD: This tunnels comming down!
Kleos: How can you tell. That was to much damage.
BD: I'm a dwarf. Most of us live undergroud.
Kleos:...
BD: So hurry up and find Random, and then we can get out.

OOC: Oh man magic. But it's nowhere near the Spaceport and should dry up after a while.
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I wonder, how does that game work?
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Old 06-20-2012, 12:23 AM   #3085
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OOC: Kleos isn't with BD, BD is in the sewer and Kleos is stuck outside... But for convenience, we can say Kleos and the Rescue Crew broke in and saved everyone... I really want off this planet D: /OOC


BD: Kleos! Thank Awesome!
Kleos: Hmm? Yeah, I am pretty awesome.
BD: Uhm, no, Awesome is our plan-

Kleos: I've come to rescue you all! Be on the watch though, even though we are heavily armed there is a massive horde of zombies assaulting the escape pod!

*Kleos points outside, piles of dead spambies are slowly building up as the elite Awesome Forces mow them down*

BD: So, what's the escape plan?
Kleos: We're getting a tow out of here.

CF: Huzzah! The Crimson Dragon's plan won out!
BD: You guys were also the only ones who got a working radio...

Kleos: Not a good time for this guys. As I said, zombie horde.

*Everyone loads into the magical space crate*



BD: HOLD IT! What about Uble and Hyperme? And Random Commander?
Kleos: With the looks of that storm, this tether could get destroyed... I think we'd be best leaving without them...


Crimson Pilot: If I may interupt... Core Readings from one of the... Deeper labs of Sevro II are giving very concerning readings...
Kleos: What does that mean?
CP: Well, the core is getting hotter, and the surface is cooling rapidly, causing it to shrink slightly and condense-
Kleos: Get to the point.

CP: Uh... Well, the shell is shrinking, and the insides are expanding. This planet's going to crack at some point, and barring the behavior of the cloud we could have a very nasty explosion or implosion on our hands. The cloud is also seeming to destabilize, which could be very deadly, hence the magic lightning...

Kleos: All the more reason to leave now. Random and Uble and Hyperme will have to fend for themselves!


BD: I don't like that plan one bit. Random fell just outside the sewers, we could still find him!
Kleos: ... That would be the heroic thing to do, let's go!
*The small army piles out of the crates and begins digging through the rubble and dead spambies in search of RC*




Spaceport:

*Uble smacks something with a wrench, it makes a squishy noise*

HM: Uble, what was that?
Uble: I don't know a lot about repairing UFOs, so you'd better hurry up.
HM: Why's that?

*Uble is standing over by a window, out of HM's viewing, clubbing Spambies as they try to crawl in*
Uble: Oh, no reason... Just hurry, please...

HM: It'll take a while to charge once I'm done too.
Uble: Mhmm... We'll see how that goes... Umph!
HM: What's going on over- OH MY GOODNESS!
*Uble is on the ground holding back a Spambie's head as it has him pinned on the ground, trying to nom on his tasty brain matter*

Uble: The sooner the better Hyperme... Just saying.. *Clobbers spambie in the face with large wrench*

HM: Right.
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Old 06-22-2012, 11:48 AM   #3086
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Saucer

Hyperme does some sciency stuff on the Saucer's reactor and stuff.

Hm: Okay, we're also most ready. This thing just needs a jump start.
Uble: But we don't have one of those! hits more spam
Hm: Actually, we do. I reconfigured the reactor so I can use my crazy magic powers to start it.
Uble: Good. Let's get out of here.

Hyperme uses his crazy magic powers to active the reactor. Power surges through the ship, turning on all the things. Including the shields, which can even offer limited protection from troulbesome plot developments.

Hm: Let's go!

Spaceport

The Flying Saucer lifts up, scaffolds breaking away from it, and spamlings falling as they loses their grip. The Saucer breaks through half opened shutters above the dock, as it rises into the sky. Finally, it stops, hovering, to pick up a Cup of Space Tea.

OOC: The Saucer can now visit anywhere in a country sized area on Sevro II in a reasonable time, or just leave the planet with safety.
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Spaceship:

Uble: Let's get out of here.
HM: What about no man left behind?

Uble: We may be the only ones left here. The best thing for everyone would be if we got in to space and made contact with any one of those starships that are orbitting the planet.
HM: Hmm... I suppose.
Uble: Besides, this may be the only ship capable of travel in this storm. If there are other survivors down here, we'll need to know where to look for them so we can mount a rescue mission.

HM: Right. To space then!
Uble: *while slamming the throttle* WOOSH!
*Uble and HM get thrown back by the sudden acceleration, the ship rumbles violently as it rockets through the black cloud*

HM: Probably not the best way to go about this!
Uble: No, but certainly the quickest... Especially if the engines fail due to the cloud. The momentum is critical!

HM: ... The cloud's are getting lighter!
*Uble and HM look out through a view port, the black clouds seem to be thinning before them, then in a matter of seconds they can see the sky full of stars above them, along with a few Battle Cruisers floating about*



Uble: HUZZAH! We're saved!


OOC: I'm going to PM RC and see if he'll come back and post some more. Need to know what to do with his character before advancing too far :P/OOC
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( OOC: Thanks for the PM, BD. I'm back now )


Pipe wreckage

Random/Gridlock looks out of his cover to see the beheaded spambie hulk. Hearing more noises, Random goes back into his hiding spot. Just then, he hears a noise, and looks up to see a flying saucer exit the atmosphere

RC (to himself): Uh oh, If that's a spam ship, the battlecruisers in orbit aren't going to take this news lightly...

Random checks his body for damage, he notices many burn marks, bruises, and a leg seems to be dislocated slightly.

RC (again, to himself): Wow, never seen Random be so suicidal so quick, I guess this is what he calls "desperate measures"

RC tries to get up, breaks the rest of the dislocated leg accidentally, and stumbles on his back

RC: Oww... pain hurts...
Kleos: Hey, guys! I hear him!

Startled, Random gets out a laser gun and gets quickly up to shoot Kleos, which the laser just bounces off his awesomely-decorated shoulder pad.

RC: Stay away! (glances closer) Wait.... I remember you!
Kleos: I knew it was you! doesn't explain why you shot me, though.
RC: I was startled and didn't know you... Oww, my leg again! (falls on a half-open crate)
BD: (runs over to him) Random!
Foxtrot: Sadly, I am not skilled enough to be a bio-medic.

RC: Why is my self-repair mechanism not working!?
Kleos: The what?
BD: You were a robot all this time!?
RC: No duh, I am a-- (looks at his hand) well... Until my master decided to do some crazy thing that allowed me to take control of his body for some reason....
BD: Great-Lodge!
RC: It's GRIDLOCK!

Kleos: Okay, we found... whoever he is... We need to go, now!
BD: What about--
Kleos: They can fend for themselves, we're OUT OF TIME AS IT IS! Let's go!

The heroes head on over to the dropship with the rope, fighting off spambie hordes as they go. RC/GL can, for all I care as a writer, hop on one foot the whole way, but he travels with them, too.
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*CP glaces at his computer once again, looking over the graphs and readings being fed to it by the numerous Scout Drones which had been dropped all around the planet*
(OOC: They still function because they burrow into the ground and use geothermal energy for power)


CP: This planet looks as though it's going to go the way of massive implosion... Either followed by a blackhole, or a large explosions, or something else, equally doomsday-y.
Kleos: Great, let's get out of here before that happens.
*CP unplugs the computer from the cable feed, then steps into the cargo box*

CP: Heh. About that...

*There is suddenly a loud boom followed by violent shaking, within seconds the door of thew crate is covered up by a wall of solid rock. Then, it is back to clear open sky. Kleos closes said door*

Kleos: Whew, looks like we're getting out just in time...
*BD opens a small latch on the floor of the crate, down below the land seems to have buckled inward, creating an enormous sinkhole which is still expanding and growing deeper. In the depths of the sinkhole, some form of electrical storm is visible*


BD: *whistles* That would have been a nasty fall...





Moments later, on the Voyager Docking Bay:

*BD crawls out of the crate and collapses to the floor, kissing it*

BD: Ohh, I never thought I'd see space again.

RC: Pull yourself together...
*General Camplen enters the room*
GC: Ahoy! Welcome back from The Void!
BD: The void?

GC: Indeed. No form of contact, no signs of life, no readings, no nothing. Void.
CP: On to more pressing matters, sir!

CF: We need to leave this region immediately. That planet has become highly unstable, and I don't want to see the outcome. Actually, I do want to see the outcome! What was I thinking just a minute ago...

BD: Yes, but perhaps not from this close.. General, call up the other ships. We need to get out of here ASAP!
RE: Where'd random go...?

Medical Droid: This ship's medical services are top of the line. While you were talking we have performed diagnostics on every lifeform and provided proper decontamination processes to ensure the safety of those already on board.
Medical Droid 2: *poking a shapeshifter with numerous devices* ERROR! UNKNOWN LIFEFORM! Reanalyzing... *continues stabbing, but more aggressively*

BD: Hey, stop that! *Kicks the droid, it lets out a high pitched cry then zooms off into another room*
Foxtrot: That was unpleasant...
BD: Sorry...
*GC has long since left the room, and the ship suddenly begins to move to a distant quadrant of the local star system*


BD: Finally getting away from this place...
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The Hypexion

Hm: I'm finally back to my ship. I'd need some tea.
Hxn: You also need to answer the phone. Zephyr has been trying to call for the last hour.
Hm: Well put him through! This could be important!
Hxn: I guess it could be.

The ship connects the call.

Secret Location

The other owner of Hypex Inc., Zephyr, is preparing a secret machine in a secret location. It's legality is questionable, but most people think that it's a ruin.

Zr: Adaephous! What have you been up to?
Hm: Not much. Just trying to not get killed by various spam monsters.
Zr: You know, that might be easier if you stayed away from spam.
Hm: Hey, I have what are basically magic powers. I can deal with spam.
Zr: I have 'magic powers' as well, but I don't just jump into deadly situations.
Hm: What makes you think this is a deadly situation?
Zr: Well, you flew off to a random planet that I later find out has been consumed by some evil doom fog or something.
Hm: Okay, it's deadly. But I'm out now.
Zr: Well that means I'll have to ask you if I should activate the-you-know-what on you-know-where, since you're in a position where I can't just assume you'll agree. Which is annoying, since I just finished setting it up.
Hm: Go ahead and use it. I'm pretty sure everyone wants off Sevro II.
Zr: Okay. Let's solve our problems via magic technology.

Sevro II

Suddenly, the evil cloud stops. The spam drops dead, and the core stops inexplicably freezing. Unfortunately, the plant starts falling apart. Luckily, everyone will be able to get off in time.

OOC: Suddenly Deus Ex Machina.
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OOC: I had envisioned the core condensing which caused the planet to crack open, which then caused a sort of vacuum to open and suck in the cloud, which then did some other stuff and essentially lead to an explosion. Because explosions are neato.

I suppose your way if fine too :P
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The Voyager: The Bridge

BD: So... That was fun. We just witnessed the rise and fall of a spam lord- erm - lady.
RE: I must've missed out on something pretty great...

BD: Indeed.

GC: Gentlemen, we have urgent business that must be addressed.
BD: Oh?
RE: He's right. The reason we came out here was to retrieve you. There's trouble in the Milky Way.

BD: In the Solar System?
GC: Affirmative.
BD: ... On Awesome?
RE: Yes. It seems our planet still holds a few secrets. Perhaps you remember the old days of the Boss Wars?
BD: Of course.

RE: Well, it seems all bosses were not defeated. A Queen of Chaos has been spotted by our scout bots out in the Dark Forest. Reports state that she has been mutated by Spam.

BD: Oh... Well, surely the forces at the Bio-Dome could have handled that.
RE: Well, it's not quite that simple. We should just head back there and show you.


*General Xane appears on the Com screen*
GX: Attention Awesome Forces! The IGPK has urgent business to attend to in a distant galaxy. A star system controlled by the Galactic Union is under heavy siege by spam. You are free to join us, but we must depart immediately.

GC: An enticing offer general, but I'm afraid we have our own business to attend to.
GX: So be it. Xane out.


BD: I guess it's just us again...
*BD looks around the room, RC, RE, a petrified Randy, and GC are the only ones around*
BD: Um... Does this ship not have a crew?
GC: We ran into trouble in the Sweet Tooth Galaxy, we left behind all that we could to help pacify the situation. It's just us and the small rescue crew we sent down to get you.
RE: Don't worry, we have more friends back on Awesome.

BD: Alright... Light Speed, to Awesome!
RE: ... If we went at light speed, it'd take forever to get there.
BD: Eh, whatever. Let's just get going. I'll be in the mess hall.



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I'm regrouping my peoples at Awesome and cutting out unnecessary folks for later use.
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OOC: My way gets everyone off the planet so better things can happen.

Hypexion

Hm: Well, everything is back to normal for now.
Hxn: Looks like it.
PEST: Good. Things were getting crazy.
Hxn: Hang on, the sensors are picking something up!

Cyberspire

Taux: Sir, Sevro II is going to explode.
Cking: Why?
Taux: We cannot discern a reason beyond somekind of magical backlash.

The Sevro System

Sevro II explodes. Luckily, it doesn't explode that much, and will pull back together in a few months. Of course, a lot of people just lost a lot of money. However, that's probably their fault for investing in illegal research.

Hypexion

Hm: Well that was unexpected.
Hxn: Yep.
Hm: ...
PEST: ..
Hxn: Back to Leto IV?
Hm: Sounds good.

The Hypexion warps off, back to the Leto System. That a system, not a galaxy!

Cyberspire

Taux: No spam remains in this system.
Zeton: All troops have been recovered.
Xi: Systems are at full functionality.
CKing: Then this mission was successful. Sevro II was terraformed, being it's destruction was an acceptable loss. Are there any urgent issues we need to attend?
Taux: Apparently, large amounts of pirates have been gathering in one location. We should be able to launch an attack to reduce theur numbers.

The Cyberspire goes off to fight intergalactic piracy.

OOC: throw a plot hook about boss wars at Zephyr and pals if you want. Just remember the exposition.
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Um..... Whatchya doin? I need answer. HELP ME DEAR LORDY!
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OOC: We're playing an old Forum RPG. AFAIK it's got to be the longest running one, (but that isn't necessarily a good thing).
Anyway, if you want to join you just need a character name and a brief description.

In other related OOC news, I should really crawl through the past hundred or so pages, I know I have tons of plot items just laying around that I've forgotten to do stuff with. The problem is I never made notes of anything... So expect some old plot stuff to resurface at some point... Whenever I find it.
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The Voyager:

*BD is asleep at a table in the mess hall, as the ship comes out of hyperspace everything shakes and he is quickly woken up*

BD: Whoa... Bit of a rough entry eh?
Soldier: Sir, in all my days I've never seen a rougher one. I think something's wrong.
BD: Oh boy... How many crew are aboard again?
Soldier: Just five or six of us soldiers, the general, yourself, the elf, the petrified boy, and... Well, I think that's about it.
BD: We all have names you know. Nicknames, at least.

*The ship shakes violently and some alarms begin to sound*


Intercom: This is General Xane, we have fallen out of hyperspace near Awesome. Things have progressed poorly in our absence, we are under heavy fire!
*A loud explosion can be heard and the intercoms fizzles out*

BD: Well this is a nice homecoming party...
Soldier: Dwarf, I'm going to go ready the escape pods. You head to the bridge and assess the damages. I;ll wait for you and whoever else comes.
BD: Sounds like a plan!

*the soldier dashes off to the escape pods while BD hurries to the Bridge*




Hypexion:

???: Psst.
HM: What the-
*HM looks behind some boxes near by, Uble pops out*

HM: How'd you get there?
Uble: I never got back to my ship after we left the planet. I've just sort of been following you.

HM: You shouldn't be here.
Uble: Well I am, so what do we do? I could prove a valuable asset if you need some military work done.... Well, if you have an ammo dump. Otherwise I suppose I could just make lunch or something.
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Name: The weird guy down the street
Description: A weird guy that likes to eavesdrop and pops up out of no ware a lot. Doesn't take much. Bald and a long grey beard that he keeps in a ponytail so no one will step on it. Enjoys staring at people.
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There is an 'Edit' button on posts so you can just edit and fix you mistakes. Also, where not ware.
You should take into note that most characters have special skills that make them extraordinary(on some characters their ability is simply not being an 'npc', making them infinitely less likely to die in each battle). You can either pick some good traits/powers for your character or he can just be an average joe, that can be fun too.


For your character, you can either spawn/start on Earth somewhere or in the Bio-Dome on planet Awesome. Or somewhere else of your choosing, it doesn't really matter. Make that descision and I'll include you in my next post.
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:12 PM   #3098
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Hypexion

Hm: Well, we're heading back to Leto IV now. Zephyr will probably start calling again if I don't show up.
Uble: Any spam that needs dealing with?
Hm: No. The Leto system is quite away from the main spam areas. It's environment is also vaguely hostile towards spam. However, any spam attacks will probably be reported on various news stations. And spam is pretty persistent.
Uble: So after this stop we can get back to stopping spam? Sounds good.

The Hypexion continues to Leto IV.

Inaccessible Pocket Dimension

Everyone's favorite (by viture of being the only) Crystal Spam bosses plan an evil plot! However, it has a pretty long baking time.
Lunita: We need to lay low for a while. Let our enemies be distracted by lesser spam, until the Crystal Spam is ready to rise again.
Lunacy: Yes. While they fight against the hordes, I will mock them with my research. The secrets of spam will become our weapon. Ahahaha!

OOC: Throwing some seeds for the future. Woo.
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Old 10-22-2012, 03:19 PM   #3099
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My guy is also able to teleport and he once was a constellation but soon took form and became a real guy so he just lives in outer space but travels where ever a lot of action is going on.
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