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Old 06-09-2008, 12:38 PM   #1
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I went to a restaurant yesterday to order some of my favourite dessert. I should have known something bad was going to happen when I saw a plump waiter in a long black jacket waddling slowly while he walked. That's right, this establishment had been infiltrated by penguins!

I ordered some banana cream pie, but I received some banana peel pie instead! And jus tbefore the waddly waiter was about to place it on my table, he seemed to trip and the pie ended up in my face instead! I quickly checked the floor to see if any of the dreaded banana peels had fallen on the floor and although I couldn't see any, the entire floor did have a suspiciously sort of leathery yellow texture to it.

I won't be going back there. And by the way, banana peel pie tastes as gross as it sounds.
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Old 06-09-2008, 01:30 PM   #2
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You should arm yourself with an anti-penguin Flipslorator, available at your local Pwnporium.
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:38 PM   #3
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Thank you for the advice. I shall purchase one immediately.

=D, lol
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Old 06-09-2008, 05:27 PM   #4
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They are most useful when aimed at the face, though bzzaping the penguin is also effective.
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:44 AM   #5
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Please refrain from eating the funky colored pills. Thank you.
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:10 AM   #6
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Sometimes penguins have force fields activated. Instead of a satisfying splat(!) you hear a sproing(!) and a gloating look on the penguin's face, usually accompanied with a loud "boohoohoohoohahahahahaaaa!"

On such occasions I have found the best thing to do is to reach down and pull the carpet out from under their feet. This has a very satisfying scattering effect, similar to the effect of a bowling ball!

By the way (oops, I mean btw) cool signature Ryuinfinity.

Which funky coloured pills do you mean? These ones? Mwuhoohoohaha!
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:15 AM   #7
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Thanks for the compliment on my sig. I agree with Ion Sumo about the funky coloured pills, however. They are manufactured by the commie penguin mafia in secret warehouses deep underneath Siberia. If taken too many times, they will turn you into a penguin!
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:18 AM   #8
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If taken too many times, they will turn you into a penguin!
Isn't that what happened to the Linux inventor? :O
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:20 AM   #9
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Indeed, but that was because his code was hacked by the Penguin Mafia.
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:21 AM   #10
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Yes. The temporary effect of the pills is insanity. The long term exposure side-effect is turning into some kind of antarctic creature. Worst of all, the pills aren't FDA approved!
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:26 AM   #11
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Gah! Or PETA approved! Or CIS approved! Or even GPU approved!
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:27 AM   #12
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Megayikes! Thanks for all the warnings. I have been trying to give up taking pills made in Siberia. It's strange though that they would turn you into a penguin. You'd think it would be a north pole bird, like maybe a puffin. I guess the PC (penguin conspiracy. Note that it has the same letters as Politically Correct. Coincidence? I think not!) has pervaded both poles.

I have found the bowling ball and carpet pulling defences ineffective so far at defending myself from Linux. Any suggestions?
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:30 AM   #13
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Forge shuriken in the shape of the Vista logo, then aim them at the invading Penguins. But beware, they may be riding Gnus!
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:33 AM   #14
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:38 AM   #15
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Spambot anyone? Since he made an avatar, I'm not sure, but the name does seem randomly generated.
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Old 06-11-2008, 11:57 AM   #16
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Ugh, he(?) has a name made of words, a post that makes far more sense than most in TM, and a sig, besides having edited a post. Spambots post /advert/ spam.
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Old 06-11-2008, 12:15 PM   #17
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He posted something completely irrelevant to the topic!
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He posted something completely irrelevant to the topic!
You're right! How dare he, especially since we were talking about such an important topic as penguin conspiracies.
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Old 06-11-2008, 01:06 PM   #19
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Meh. Roflcopter is VERY annoying.
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Old 06-11-2008, 02:10 PM   #20
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Nah, roflcopters are awesome. Also: lolrockets.
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