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Old 07-02-2008, 11:38 AM   #1
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It will be my birthday on Saturday. So far I despair of the likelihood of a party or many presents. Usually the best I can expect on my birthday, (and it usually rains on my birthday, by the way, and I get caught in it), are some phone calls from relatives. If I'm lucky they won't be collect calls. I'm hoping this year will be different, but I'm not holding my breath. At least, not for very long, no more than thirty seconds at a time.

Any ideas on how I can extract some decent presents?

Also, I noticed that apparently due to my post count, I am now officially a "dumb person". That's a good thing, right?
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Old 07-02-2008, 12:27 PM   #2
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Get a fake ID saying you're over 18
Get a hunting liscense
Buy a hunting rifle.

The next steps should be obvious

EDIT: Oh. You're in canada. NVM.

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Old 07-02-2008, 05:32 PM   #3
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You could go for reverse psychology, but that's kind of risky...

And yes, being a dumb person is good.
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:58 PM   #4
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Get a fake ID saying you're over 18
No need. I am over 18.

Get a hunting liscense
Buy a hunting rifle.

I hunt with my bare hands.

EDIT: Oh. You're in canada. NVM.
NVM? Is tht 1337?
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:01 PM   #5
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You could go for reverse psychology, but that's kind of risky...

And yes, being a dumb person is good.
When I use reverse psychology it is usually taken as sarcasm. Or at least treated as such.

I need to go back to my teachers and let them know that being dumb is now good. "Dumb is the new smart!"
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:27 AM   #6
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NVM? Is tht 1337?
NVM is an abbreviation for Never Mind.

I don't really know what you can do to get some good presents. I suppose you should just be grateful for what you do get.
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:25 PM   #7
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Sound advice. Now let's see if I can produce the maturity required to take it.
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Old 07-04-2008, 07:48 AM   #8
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Put on deoderant. It is instant maturity in a jar. Or aerosol can. Doesn't matter.
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Old 07-04-2008, 10:30 AM   #9
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NVM is an abbreviation for Never Mind.

I don't really know what you can do to get some good presents. I suppose you should just be grateful for what you do get.
Or you could wait one day later.
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Old 07-04-2008, 08:59 PM   #10
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おたんじょうびおめでとうございますウベルヌウバ!!

Eh, heres to hoping I wrote that right. Please excuse the poorly Katakana'd "Ubernoob."

Anyways, happy birfday, Uberunuba!
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:12 PM   #11
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You can never go wrong with asking for money! 20$ a person makes you a rich kid!
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:32 PM   #12
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Get a fake ID saying you're over 18
Get a hunting liscense
Buy a hunting rifle.

The next steps should be obvious

EDIT: Oh. You're in canada. NVM.
Happy late birthday! (Or should it be "Late Happy Birthday"?)
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happy late birthday!
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:35 PM   #14
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Thank you very much for all your kind wishes. My birthday wasn't as bad as I feared. I didn't get rained on, and I got nil presents on my birthday. Especially not cash! And becoming a kid again would have been a very interesting present indeed, if I could be a rich kid! But I am grateful nonetheless.

Wait! I did get a present on the day! My Dad bought me a delicious chocolate cake and took me out to dinner. And I got other stuff later. So no more complaining for me until next year.
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Old 07-14-2008, 02:02 PM   #15
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Happy birthday! Oh wait, Im too late. Oh well, happy birthday anyway!
Heres a cake!

http://www.mediafire.com/?ydmrd1rxd1g
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:50 PM   #16
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Wow. That looks delicious. Thank you very much.
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Don't eat it! The cake is a lie!

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Old 07-15-2008, 11:04 AM   #18
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Why so fearful of the cake, Ryu?
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:37 PM   #19
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Have you clicked the link? The cake is a lie!
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Old 07-16-2008, 06:22 AM   #20
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Well, the cake isn't a lie, but it is a bomb. Hence the writing saying Happy B-day as in boom.
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