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Old 07-14-2008, 06:27 AM   #1
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Lightbulb The Anti-Guild/Clan/Organisation RPG!

Clearly, more guilds, clans and other organisations cannot actually stop each other. So... how about an RPG? They're always good at spawning lots of topics!

The rules are: Time runs sdrawkcab.

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Old 07-14-2008, 07:57 AM   #2
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I join. But I dont understand the rules.
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Old 07-14-2008, 12:39 PM   #3
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Yeay! We finish the rpg! Its AMAZING!
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Old 07-14-2008, 02:32 PM   #4
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Connor picked up a piece of paper left by previous players. It read:
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Old 07-14-2008, 02:38 PM   #5
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Some previous players rushed through the room, hoisting one of their number up on their shoulders. They were all chanting "YAY YAY YAY YAY", and seemed quite excited about a recent accomplishment of some kind. One of them had a big folder filled with assorted pieces of paper, and the papers wafted all over the floor as he ran along.
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Old 07-14-2008, 03:17 PM   #6
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He quickly grabbed the folder filled with an assortment of papers and lept into the hall. The rest of the players picked him up on their shoulders.
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Old 07-14-2008, 03:30 PM   #7
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He gets dropped, and falls and gets a serious concussion, then later in the ER he dies.
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Old 07-15-2008, 07:47 AM   #8
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Then his body, soul and mind is transported to the world of faries and pixies, and is revived with a Plasma cannon attached to his chest!
And red eyes. You always need red eyes.
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:54 AM   #9
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Um, please, the next 2 posts broke the rules.
So they will be promptly rectified my Minitrue.

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Old 07-15-2008, 11:03 AM   #10
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(okay, then this post goes before Connor's):

Jim clacked the last of the tiles in place, and the entire board lit up. The runes swirled and reformed into the words "YAY U R WIN!" Well, not really words. But whatever.

Smiling, he quickly scribbled something on a note and stuck it in the folder that Harbo had left on the side counter. A quick round of high-fives ensued! Everybody cheered Jim's puzzle solving prowess as the giant chains fell from the exit door. Harbo pushed the door opened and gestured to Jim to lead the way.
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:58 AM   #11
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It had been a long and arduous Scrabble game, but the end was in sight! The generic evil monster had just had his go, and Jim could see how to get a triple word score, with several Xs. The generic evil monster screamed in pain as he realised what Jim was about to do.
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:07 PM   #12
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Jimmy drew from the scrabble tiles, to find that it was an X! So perfect! He saw a brilliant strategy.
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:18 PM   #13
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The monster roared in fury as he saw "Helioscape" spelled out before him for a ridiculous number of points. He stomped his feet and drew tiles of his own. Looking at them, he grinned with one of his mouths and tossed out "Xelxorbiz".

"That's not a word!" Shouted the entire gang of previous players. The monster simply smiled and pulled a Glabzormian dictionary from the nearby shelf. He flipped to the X's and pointed a tentacle at the definition of Xelxorbiz (a kind of ice cream made from elves).

He scribbled down his now hugely enhanced score, and gestured to Jimmy to take his turn. The score was now tied yet again!
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Jimmy stared at the Scrabble tiles, horrified; His letters were ''AEOPELSHIC'', and he had no idea how to form a word. He began to sweat; The evil generic monster was many points ahead, and if he didn't make a really good word this turn, he could lose that Asbestos Accordion of Thunder he found earlier! Connor, Ronald McDonald, and his other buddies cheered him on. However, the cheering wasn't enough; Jimmy had decided to give up. His tossed his tiles at the board in frustration... but miraculously, they all landed on the same line, and even spelled out a word!
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:44 AM   #15
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The Geeric Monster was in trouble! Jimmy was in the lead, he had to end this fast if he wanted that accordion! So he decided to use the triple word score combined with a double letter score to spell "Quetzel", A South American Bird. Once Agian, the game was tied.
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The monster went first; The Scrabble game of all time had begun! The monster's first word was ''XXXXXXXX''! The word had crossed over the triple-word score, too! When Jimmy and the others complained that the monster had just made up the word, he pulled out a Glabzormian dictionary and pointed out what it meant: ''XXXXXXXX (Noun): The color of invisible penguins.'' The monster then put the dictionary on a nearby shelf. The other players hoped that they wouldn't see that dictionary again...

Connor, knowing that Jimmy could not possibly win without help, activated his discontinuity-error-powers and made a post that didn't fit in with the post after it (or before it, from our perspective)! This would surely help Jimmy win!
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:12 PM   #17
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Muahaha! Connor knew with his knew device, that they could surely find the file! But just as they entered the room, a Generic Monster attacked them! It challenged them to a game of runes- we called it scrabble.
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With a loud RUMBLE, the ceiling fell down upon the hamster-zombies. ''Great thinking, Ronald McDonald!'' said several of the previous players to Ronald McDonald. In a completely non-suspicious manner, Ernie said ''Yeah, great thinking! Also, I'm not just congratulating you to help continue to gain the support of everyone here so nobody will expect my immenant betrayal!'' Connor was especially happy, because, after digging a while in the rubble, he found a mysterious machine that said ''MAGIC TIME REVERSER DEVICE'' on it, plus a timer reading ''13 Story Posts''.

''Hey, guys, I'm going to go check that room ahead for traps and such. You know, the room that says ''FINAL ROOM! FILE'S INSIDE!'' on the door.'', said Ernie. Ernie went ahead into the next room and immediately saw the file sitting next to a scrabble board. ''Huzzah! I found the file!'' He said. ''Now my evil betrayal can commence!'' Ernie tore off his mask, revealing that he was, in fact, a generic monster! ''Those fools will never get this file now! I'll fight them off with my mad Scrabble-skillz!'' Ernie, now to forever be known as the Generic Monster, waited in the room for his former buddies to enter...
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:20 PM   #19
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The Hamster zombies were advancing, but ronald mcdonald suddenly got a brilliant idea! He through the mystikal boomerang of flarg at the cieling, causing it to collapse!
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"You know Ron, that boomerang is useless," said Harbo, "Why don't you just leave it behind?"

"Never! I love my boomerang! Whoa, look out, the hamster army we just fought is coming back to life!"
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