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Old 09-25-2009, 10:58 AM   #1001
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Granted, but this is too easy. You get heartburn.

I wish for skin that can't be sunburned.
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Old 09-25-2009, 02:56 PM   #1002
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Granted. It's lying in a pile next to you.

I wish I could read everything on Hamumu in less than a second.
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Old 09-25-2009, 03:02 PM   #1003
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Granted, you can now read the phrase "everything on Hamumu" in less than a second.

I wish we could upload images as avatars.
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Old 09-25-2009, 03:27 PM   #1004
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Granted, but you can only upload avatars if they only contain the avatar bits from the yerfshop.

I wish the next wish after this wish would not be corrupted, and then the person who did the not-corrupting wished this same thing.... Yeah....
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Old 09-25-2009, 03:36 PM   #1005
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Granted. But it would ruin the game, so a guy punches you in the face and you corrupt his wish and it starts again.

I wish for the super power to transform into an indestructible balloon animal that weigh's enough to not blow away, and has an anti-wish corruption device, that cannot be corrupted by corruption. Oh and a red sweater.
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Old 09-25-2009, 03:39 PM   #1006
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Granted, but the red sweater shorts out the anti-corruption device.

I wish it was 25 degrees Celsius all day tomorrow in Huntsville, ON.
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Old 09-25-2009, 04:01 PM   #1007
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Granted.

I wish this thread was closed.
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Old 09-25-2009, 04:30 PM   #1008
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Granted. Every single thread closes with it though.

I wish people would start wishing things that refer to their own wish.
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Old 09-25-2009, 06:01 PM   #1009
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Granted, but they fail to maintain the continuity of the thread as well and so this thread starts being actually funny and witty and charming. Oops, that's not a corruption. But you slip on a banana peel.

I wish haircuts could talk.
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Old 09-26-2009, 05:50 AM   #1010
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Ummm.. wu? Anyway, Granted, but They can also eat, and they do so quite often.

I wish light bulbs were made of pure gold.
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:48 AM   #1011
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Granted. They all melt.

I wish it was 25 degrees Celsius all day for the rest of today in Huntsville, ON.
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:06 AM   #1012
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Granted, but the temperature-control guy screwed up and made it 25 degrees Kelvin.

I wish I knew what temperature my room was in Kelvin.
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:10 AM   #1013
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Granted, but only because it suddenly becomes absolute zero in your room.

I wish my computer could sing.
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:12 AM   #1014
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Granted. It can always will sing songs by the Backstreet Boys, Miley Cyrus, and the Jonas Brothers.

I wish I had the ability to put things directly from my imagination into a computer, and from a computer to reality.

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Old 09-26-2009, 09:13 AM   #1015
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Granted, your printer and Photoshop will arrive in 3 days.

I wish to divide by zero.
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:14 AM   #1016
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Granted, but it only works for your nightmares.

I wish my dreams of flight would come true.
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Old 09-26-2009, 01:26 PM   #1017
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Granted, but you keep crashing.

I wish I could remember to wish. I have to edit almost every time.
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Old 09-26-2009, 06:57 PM   #1018
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Granted. You forget about modesty instead, and walk into public naked, where you suddenly remember it.

I wish for Empire Total War, free, and not because of piracy.
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:49 PM   #1019
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Granted. Someone leaves it to you in their will.

I wish for simple happiness.
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Old 09-27-2009, 07:40 AM   #1020
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Granted. You are a hobo, but you are happy because someone gave you cake.

I wish for a new shoe in a zoo that says moo.
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