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Old 04-30-2009, 09:07 PM   #41
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In other news, in the potato association had a birthday party for their chairman, and in the scramble for cake, many potatoes were injured, the chairman does not want us to interview him and he is running away in his pocar. Sources indicate that cake is a lie and this was all a scandal to get the chairman fired by the Big Mean Vegetable Boss. The potatoes are currently in a veggie hospital and seriously injured, this has been the worst incident since the great vegetable riot on 1st May to gain a holiday from their tiresome work. Back to you Uber
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:22 PM   #42
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This just in! My head hurts!
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:25 PM   #43
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I've just got the news that gameboy's head hurts! Let me see if I can catch him. gameboy, when did you first notice that you're head hurt?
Has it ever happened before? What is the cause? Is it the peanut butter?
Crunchy or smooth?
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Old 05-01-2009, 07:07 AM   #44
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Peanut Butter's notorious opinion is underneath the salad bar which ate the gravy until borderline nausea swept the nation's shore birds until overcast skies indicated otherwise. The name of the daffodils beneath the seas of carnage near the oval office branch came near the other mother's head to cut her hair and damage her opinion around the game of foot. Nobody cares. But the lemons are still in bloom.
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Old 05-01-2009, 07:28 AM   #45
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When did this become a newscast?! we used 2 B talking about spacetime, & 5th dimentions & that stuff, now I'm gonna bring that back with data from a movie I saw, here it goes. *inhales deeply*:

If there was a way of time travel without the use of a time machine, that would only be possible through a series of unexplained events involving the distant future & the near past! Only making your knowledge & ability in science so great that you've managed to create robot minions & city-leveling bombs in the progress, which would only be used against time cause the unexplained evets mentioned earlier could not exist without driving you into becoming a mad scientist. Anyway, what would happen is by using the bombs to hit the earth in it's key events in time, would eventually send it out of orbit away from the sun sending all other planets out of orbit as well. If all this were possible, then it no longer would be, cause a time rift would start from a time parodox so confusing that it would only result in the END OF TIME! Now, as a mad scientest, you may exist happily outside of time, knowing that you've destroyed it. But here's where things get tricky, the only way to exist @ the end of time is if you had some sort of device that keeps your little fortress from falling out of existence like everything else. After the feat you've accomplished, that's simple, BUT, if anything were to happen to the machine, not only would everything crumble before you, but you would the fall out of existence AKA, you never existed. Which would create yet another time rift confusing enough to cancel out the other 1 & send everything back into reality.

In short: don't mess with time, or existance will mess with you, which is Y U should join me Jamul, with our combined science & dumbness, we could take out not just mere time but existENCE ITSELF!!!
Jamul: & Y would I want that?!
Me: The mad scientist ray, that's Y, it'll turn U in2 a mad scientist *ZAAAP!!!*
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:29 AM   #46
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Actually I was the only one who talked about the space time continium, and according to my data, the continium can indeed be broken, but it involves travelling such a long distance that's not even comprehensible my a mere human. The basic thing that we need to to do is to travel 53 million light years away from the earth into the galaxy known as Tritan HB5SD, surely you have never heard about this weird galaxy but my data indicates that it indeed exists, and space and time are managed by distance and if we were to travel such distance, we could cross over into the 5th dimension. But as no living object or any other object for that matter can survive in another dimension. In short the object would diintegrate. To over come this, a giant nuclear explosion must be made in order to open the rift of the space time continium and once we enter that rift, the space time continium will indeed be shattered but it would cause no damage to any object in the universe or in any of the dimensions, all it would do is cause the object crossing into the rift to be launched into the event horizon. And if that object was a human or a living being, it would make it immortal and could allow him the power to time travel.
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:25 PM   #47
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but by then U'd go mad riiiiiiiiiiiight?
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:27 PM   #48
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I can't believe you read my entire post.
But yes, any normal human would go mad by then. We'd need some sort of spaceship that would travel at the speed of light to get there. Or a teleporter, which is much more conceivable than a car that goes at the speed of light. Oh yeah, another one of my hypothesis is that if you travel at the speed of light and just a little bit more, you'll be teleported into another dimension, not that it is any one of our five dimensions. It will be like a parallel universe. It may have negative beings that are exactly opposite of us. But I haven't done much research on that.
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:35 PM   #49
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Ya, & now that we've completely covered how 2 travel time & how it would result in the end of time, now let's think of another excessively long topic, 2 complicated for the majority of every1 else 2 understand.
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:50 PM   #50
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Um..let's um... you think of something
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Old 05-02-2009, 07:26 AM   #51
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Girls. We will never understand them. They don't even understand themselves, so how are we supposed to have any hope?
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Old 05-02-2009, 08:31 AM   #52
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Um, I believe that you are correct! Understanding them would require a large amount of silliness and carelessness to be filled into us. Oh and who could forget that we would have to become a botomless pit of "me me me me me me me me"! There is a better chance of me becoming a mutant evil tryceriod than understanding girls
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Old 05-02-2009, 05:28 PM   #53
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Whatchya gonna do! Whatchya gonna do! Whatchya gonna do when Hammered reads Ur posts?!!!
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Old 05-02-2009, 10:12 PM   #54
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Run away?
Change the discussion, this stinks!
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Old 05-02-2009, 11:21 PM   #55
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ya, it is pretty boring after U completely covered the space-time continuum.
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Old 05-02-2009, 11:34 PM   #56
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Hmmm, let me think, I got it! Let's talk about the development of high tech wepons such as plasma cannons, bioshock etc etc. or not
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Old 05-03-2009, 09:15 AM   #57
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You read the Necronomicon. Your sanity is reduced to 0.
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Old 05-03-2009, 09:19 AM   #58
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Let's let this thread die then..........
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Old 05-03-2009, 07:30 PM   #59
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Hey wait a minute! Not so fast.

How did you know, Mr. Onion, that I have read the Necronomicon? I don't think that my sanity is reduced to zero. I just really think that lemons rule the plasmic humidifier ray onto the path of sour dough watermelon drill press under socks that cleave to the sides of ships underway through iceburg infested waters while sharks roam care-bear-like amok through the beaches of the world. Who can prove me wrong?

By the way, I don't think girls are a total lost cause; you can appreciate them without understanding them.
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Aw who cares!
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