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Old 05-06-2009, 05:44 AM   #41
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AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
That really freaked me out! *shivers*
I..it.....it was....bi..bi..big.


Y'see? There's nothing to be scared of.

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Old 05-06-2009, 05:46 AM   #42
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Yeah! It's not a monster.........JUST A PET MONSTER!
That really helped me cool my nerves, now I'm supposed to be afraid of octupus's too, with their eight arms and beaky lookin'
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:21 PM   #43
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Ok is that a huge joke or something cause you HAVE to have a permit for that kind of fish!
Actually Cuddleyum has a permit to have me.
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:08 PM   #44
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ROFS! That wasn't LOL, but it wad ROFS material.
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Old 05-07-2009, 10:17 AM   #45
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This morning I found sucker marks on my lego.
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:06 PM   #46
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Ok is that a huge joke or something cause you HAVE to have a permit for that kind of fish!
Incidentally, you don't, as octopus are not fish.
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Old 05-07-2009, 07:58 PM   #47
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Do you ever wake up in her tank? If so, do you ever wake up in her tank looking into her face? If so, do you ever wake up in her tank looking into her face and scream?
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:24 PM   #48
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I am filled with realous jage. Octopi are AWESOME. Shame they don't live longer, though.
P.S: Pregnant octopus. PREGNANT OCTOPUS. PREG-NANT OCTO-PUS. W0000T. I know you're joking though so...
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Old 05-08-2009, 10:24 AM   #49
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Do you ever wake up in her tank? If so, do you ever wake up in her tank looking into her face? If so, do you ever wake up in her tank looking into her face and scream?
Sometimes. I might be taking a nap on the living room couch and she slowly and stealthily drags me into her tank without waking me. Then I wake up, soaking, to the inimitable sensation of countless octopus suckers holding me, and an octopus mouth giving me a big gelatinous kiss. Very disconcerting. But it has taught me to minimize naps on the living room couch.
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Old 05-08-2009, 10:57 AM   #50
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This is silly! and freaky... and I know you're joking
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:47 PM   #51
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Just make sure you don't have any alien octopi, that would be disastrous.
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Old 05-08-2009, 08:50 PM   #52
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How could I tell whether she's an alien or not?

Oh, never mind. I just asked her, and she told me she's a Canadian citizen, and showed me her documentation. I never noticed she had a waterproof purse before... Hey, wait a minute. Something isn't quite right here...

GIANT SUCKER PUNCH!!!!

THIS IS CUDDLYUM. I LEARNED TO TYPE BY WATCHING UBERNOOB AT HIS COMPUTER. YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO IGNORE THIS POST AND ANY FURTHER DISCUSSION OF WHETHER OR NOT I AM AN ALIEN. FLURDBLAAHH!!!!
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Old 05-08-2009, 10:14 PM   #53
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..... Alien!!!! Sea monster!
*calls teh MIB... And the Marines.*
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Old 05-08-2009, 10:17 PM   #54
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***! I need to get to Uber's house right away!
*Runs out door, down street*
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Old 05-08-2009, 11:17 PM   #55
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... I was never here magical talking sushi.
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Old 05-09-2009, 12:26 AM   #56
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May I recommend the seafood platter sir, with an alien octupi for dessert
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Old 05-09-2009, 06:23 AM   #57
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*runs into Uber's house, takes a chair, and throws it at Cuddleyum*
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Old 05-09-2009, 06:29 AM   #58
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Delicious! If you don't want to join the chair in my belly, i suggest you exit immediately.
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*Throws a gross of fireballs at Cuddleyum, followed by lighting, the pacific ocean, and really bad seafood*
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How could I tell whether she's an alien or not?

Oh, never mind. I just asked her, and she told me she's a Canadian citizen, and showed me her documentation. I never noticed she had a waterproof purse before... Hey, wait a minute. Something isn't quite right here...

GIANT SUCKER PUNCH!!!!

THIS IS CUDDLYUM. I LEARNED TO TYPE BY WATCHING UBERNOOB AT HIS COMPUTER. YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO IGNORE THIS POST AND ANY FURTHER DISCUSSION OF WHETHER OR NOT I AM AN ALIEN. FLURDBLAAHH!!!!
What I meant is your friendly octopus from getting in contact with an alien octopi. That would be bad. And contains mindcontrolling.
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