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Old 10-09-2009, 09:57 AM   #741
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The garden of Mr. Onion clones is growing nicely on planet Bloobloobluh. The fleet of a thousand Earths is now ready for occupancy. They are surrnding our solar system at Octopoid teleport distance.

I READ WITH INTEREST THE DEBATE THREAD IN YOUR GENERAL BLABBER AREA AND SEE THAT YOU HUMANS ACCEPT THAT A SUPERIOR SPECIES IS JUSTIFIED IN USING A LESSER SPECIES FOR SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT. SO I HOPE YOU WILL ALL BE GOOD SPORTS AND ALLOW US OCTOPOIDS TO LOL AND ROTFL AT YOUR SILLY ANTICS.

Er, Cuddleyum, I don't know if that argument is going to persuade anyone.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:13 AM   #742
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They are surrnding our solar system at Octopoid teleport distance.
What kind of primitive "teleport" devices have a finite maximum range?

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Er, Cuddleyum, I don't know if that argument is going to persuade anyone.
You're right; It doesn't. I shall have a look at pulling some of the metaphorical strings...
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:40 AM   #743
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/INCOMING TRANSMISSION
/
/TO: FORMER REPLACEMENT
/FROM: ONE WITH WATER
/SENT: 17:33 GMT OCTOBER 9 2009
/SUBJECT: THE ONION
/
/CLASSIFIED: EYES ONLY
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/MY SHIP IS PREPARED- I HAVE PUT IN A REMOTE CONTROL SYSTEM IN
/IT, SO IT CAN BE USED FOR AIR SUPPORT AND A DECOY IF NEEDED.
/I AM READY TO LEAVE WHEN YOU ARE. FOR SECURITY REASONS, I HAVE
/REPLACED OUR NAMES ABOVE WITH CODENAMES. I WILL BE USING THEM
/DURING THIS OP TO HOPEFULLY AVOID DETECTION BY HOSTILE FORCES.
/
/SCRAMBLE/DESTRUCT CYCLE ACTIVATED
/
/END OF TRANSMISSION


That message just popped up on NL's screen, I have no idea who sent it or why, and I haven't been able to access it. It has incredibly high security on it, and seems to need an optical scan for playback. Saturn tried to crack it, but the optical scan seems to even block AI's- somebody doesn't want this read.
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Old 10-10-2009, 07:42 AM   #744
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Cuddleyum seems to have enjoyed her vacation away from the Forum quite a bit. She took care of several diplomatic incidents on other worlds, consolidated Octopoid domination over the former Sharkoid space in this sector, and redesigned her laboratory in my living room.

INDEED. I HAVE FOUND IT MOST REFRESHING GETTING A BIT OF A "BREATHER". OF COURSE MY IMMENSE FAME DUE TO THE YOUTUBE VIDEO APPEARANCE DOES MEAN I HAVE BEEN APPEARING ON VARIOUS TALK SHOWS AND SO ON, BUT THAT HAS BEEN A MINOR NUISANCE. I'M READY TO START FROLICING WITH YOU PLAYFUL HUMANS AND YOUR DELIGHTFULLY GRATUITOUS PRIMITIVE AGGRESSION AGAIN.
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Old 01-23-2010, 02:45 PM   #745
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That... Is not a octopus!


That is a JACKAL.
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Old 01-24-2010, 03:56 AM   #746
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Um, indeed.
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Old 01-24-2010, 01:27 PM   #747
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What is cuddleyum's status now, Sir Ubernoob?
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:06 PM   #748
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I think she is still calmly keeping an ocular unit on the Earth, to make sure we frolicsome humans don't get too carried away. She also keeps other more harmful aliens off our backs.

AND I'M IN A PARTICULARLY GOOD MOOD TODAY, HUMAN. THANKS FOR ASKING.
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