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Old 05-08-2009, 10:49 AM   #21
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Are you bothered by athletic bullies? Isn't it hilarious when they suffer sports injuries and are hobbling around your school on crutches? Well now you can enhance the hilarity tenfold by switching theirs for RUBBER CRUTCHES! You'll want to have a video connection handy when Bubba's weight bends and bounces him down the hall, giving multiple painful bonks to his poor little cast.

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Old 05-08-2009, 02:59 PM   #22
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A you sic of having to do P.E? Want to sit on the side lines while everyone else is driven to exhaustion? Then you need, 'Asthma in a can'! In seconds, you can be lying down with a circle of tired people running around you practicing for a race or something. And, if you pay by credit card, you'll get 'Type 2 diabetes, in a syringe' absolutely free!
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Old 05-08-2009, 06:51 PM   #23
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I would like that, but I cannot risk having ASTHMA, and definitely not... TYPE 2 DIABETES!
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:18 AM   #24
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WANT TO WOW YOUR FREINDS? BUILD YOUROWN ARMY? BE A PAIN IN THE BACK TO YOUR MOM?
CALL NOW TO GET THE AMAZING CLONING GUN!!!
We accept DumbDumb, or cash.
JUST 1, THATS RIGHT, 1 OCTOPIAN DOLLAR!
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:23 AM   #25
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Tired of a messy room? Of everyone telling you to clean it up? Now it's possible to clean your room in 3 seconds! All you have to do is buy our cleaning gun, set it's cleaning level and shoot! Buy it for only one of the choices:
A. $129.95
B. 12995 Y$
C. 33 Hamburgers
D. 13 Pizzas (at least 26 cm in diameter each) - RECOMMENDED

Side effects may include: disappearance of stuff, VERY dusty room, disappearance of house and zombie attack.

So order now by sending an e-mail to cleaninggun@fakeads.com ! In the e-mail tell us your way of paying and we may answer back with instructions how to pay.

So send an e-mail to order the awesome gun, or just read the next post.
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Old 05-13-2009, 04:33 PM   #26
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ever get dead in a end of the world apocalypse? Want to end it? Now you can!

Now you you can stop this,with the...

anti-apocalypse gun!

has three settings:
anti-zombie
anti-meteor
anti-other stuff

four ways to pay:
100,000 yerf bucks
100 dollars
1 penny
become my servant forever
side effects include nausea,projectile vomiting,multiplication of zombies,myths becoming real


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Old 05-15-2009, 10:02 AM   #27
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Portable air now available! Recyclable and invisible packaging included free with purchase. Warranty available for only $300 extra per year!

Offer not valid underwater.
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