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Old 05-18-2009, 11:54 PM   #1
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My friend bought a cat yesterday and I was bugging it. He said stop buggin' mah cat and I said I will if it beats me in a race. I know it was dumb coz cats are way quicker than humans but when the race started the cat wouldn't budge and I was running as fast as I could when I noticed.... no cat. I fell on the floor laughing then he hit the cat and it started running like crazy and it jumped over me. Near the finish line I grabbed its tail and yanked it upwards then I ran across the finish line dropping it right there and then it ran off. My friend blames me for making his cat disappear and now he's saying I have to catch it. What a drag....... But it was worth a laugh
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Old 05-19-2009, 01:57 AM   #2
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Animal cruelty!!!
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Old 05-19-2009, 03:40 AM   #3
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If this weren't a family freindly site i'd be saying some pretty nasty things about you!!!! You can't do that to animals, especially cats!!!! What did it do to deserve that? You really can't see things from other creatures point of view, can you?
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Old 05-19-2009, 04:25 AM   #4
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Even though I'm not really a fan of companies like PETA, I have to agree with these guys. Probably not something you should have posted in the first place, rly.
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:42 AM   #5
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Meh, I was just bored. I was poking it with a stick and it was hitting the stick, not really bugging and it didn't even seem to be annoyed. Then I actually actually throw it or pull it up in a merciless way. I just picked it up in order to get to the finish line first and then let it down. I like animals and I'm usually the one complaining about animal cruelty. Well you can't get everything right. Darn, I just won a race against a cat and now I'm public enemy No.1
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Old 05-19-2009, 06:42 AM   #6
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Well I for one find it hilarious! Was someone videotaping that? If so you should send it to AFV.
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Old 05-19-2009, 08:48 AM   #7
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I'm pretty disgusted by what you did, especially as you thought that it was 'funny' and worth posting on the forums.
I'd like to think that it's not true, but I don't see why you would make something like this up, so it must, sadly, be the truth.
Still, I can't tell you how to live your life. Just watch out in future, as animal cruelty is an offense.
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Old 05-19-2009, 09:16 AM   #8
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Okay, I am am sorry for what I did, and truthfully I'm never cruel to any animal, believe me or not. And yes someone was videotaping that, it was my friends big brother but I won't send it to anything. Anyways after going on a wild goose chase looking for the cat, I finally found it in its owners back yard, mah friend laughed at me and I felt very miserable and angry then. The cat is now officially my mortal enemy and I don't blame it. It was chasing me around but I kept dodging it. Now that was something worth seeing
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Old 05-19-2009, 05:21 PM   #9
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Just so you know, you can pull out its spine if you yank the tail too hard.
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Old 05-19-2009, 08:03 PM   #10
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Okay, I am am sorry for what I did, and truthfully I'm never cruel to any animal, believe me or not. And yes someone was videotaping that, it was my friends big brother but I won't send it to anything. Anyways after going on a wild goose chase looking for the cat, I finally found it in its owners back yard, mah friend laughed at me and I felt very miserable and angry then. The cat is now officially my mortal enemy and I don't blame it. It was chasing me around but I kept dodging it. Now that was something worth seeing
I really am against what you did, since yanking on it's tail hurts very much to a cat. Still though, as long as you've learned your lesson, then that's the end. I'll admit I'm not a perfect cat owner, sometimes I shove them away with my foot or something when I'm busy, but I really do care about them and I treat them well usually.

As for it's feelings, it can be a quick fix. Pet it, show it kindness, and give it a can of tuna. You'll be best friends forever. Remember though, open the can first. Cats don't have thumbs to work a can-opener.
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:12 PM   #11
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Okay, that's it! Time to stand up for myself. I didn't really hurt the cat in any sort of way, and I lifted the cat gently not just grabbed its tail and mercilessly pull it upwards. If any of you were actually there, you'd have ROFL'd so hard that you couldn't have evn breathed. Maybe the way I typed the incident made you think I was hurting the cat, I wasn't torturing it you know, you're making it seem like I was sticking a knife through it! It was actually very funny indeed, the cat wasn't even bothered, it miawoed and ran into the bushes then came back and now it ate my biscuits. Stupid cat.
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:22 PM   #12
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Okay, that's it! Time to stand up for myself. I didn't really hurt the cat in any sort of way, and I lifted the cat gently not just grabbed its tail and mercilessly pull it upwards. If any of you were actually there, you'd have ROFL'd so hard that you couldn't have evn breathed. Maybe the way I typed the incident made you think I was hurting the cat, I wasn't torturing it you know, you're making it seem like I was sticking a knife through it! It was actually very funny indeed, the cat wasn't even bothered, it miawoed and ran into the bushes then came back and now it ate my biscuits. Stupid cat.
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:32 PM   #13
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It was a summary so I just typed that, I still say seeing is believing and if you'd seen what actually happened, you wouldn't be against me right now, but knowing as I cannot show you that video (cause I don't own it) so you can continue calling me a bad person who is an animal hater. As I know the actual truth and you don't but who's gonna believe me so continue..........
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Old 05-20-2009, 06:31 AM   #14
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I believe you!
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I believe max too.

About cats:My cat is 1 year old.I always try to be kind to him,but he is too proud to say it.He hates me when i'm at home,but when i'm outside,i can hear him meowing inside my house.And when everyone is sleeping,he sits on the door of my bedroom and he meows.When i open it,he rubs in my leg.
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Max, I think you need to realise that you should only ever say things that you mean as the truth.
If you weren't bugging the cat, and you didn't yank it's tail, then why say that you did? Just be honest, and you can't go far wrong.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:46 AM   #17
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It seems like people are ignoring the fact that the cat owner hit the cat. More details on that, please.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:14 PM   #18
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Not actually hit the cat, just poked it in the stomach with the stick.
And I was typing quickly as a summary, that's why I just used the "yanking" word. But it was way funny. You should've seen it, I was lying on the ground bursting with laughter and suddenly the cat jumps over me, Awesome! Now I gave it a can of tuna, without opening it. Dumb cat it started playing with the can.
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You stated that there is a tape, so you can choose to prove your innocence. Or guilty, let the evidence show that.
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:57 AM   #20
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But I have also stated that I donot own that tape. Probably my friend is going to use that to blackmail me. I was supposed to be studying then....
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