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Old 10-07-2009, 03:31 PM   #1
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Default Random fun page

While sitting around trying to figure out how the great pumpkin field works, I took interest in the random fun page again.

But who has the amazing ability to post the best randomly generated movie preview/yo mama joke/happy pony name?
I'll be the judge of that!

There will be prizes of some sort for anyone who posts something I think is worthy of being rewarded.
(note: I like things that at least make some sense...)

*Starts*

In a world...

Where donuts are everywhere...

ONE programmer...

Must defy the most incredible invention of the ancients.

Coming Summer 2035 to a holotheater near you.
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Old 10-07-2009, 03:49 PM   #2
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Your mama's so muscular, she even cannibalizes the internet!

i had this really awesome movie preview, me and blackduck laughed for 4 minutes, but i dont know where i put it :/
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Old 10-07-2009, 03:58 PM   #3
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In a world without meaning...

Where oil is forbidden...

ONE warrior...

And a brainy stockbroker...

Must stand against the unending army of a perverse dictator...

And change the world.

Coming Summer 2051 to a brain implant in your head.


Whoever thinks that a world without oil has no meaning is either an oil tycoon or creepy.
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Old 10-07-2009, 05:07 PM   #4
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In a world...

Where love is whispered of only in legend...

ONE young girl...

And a dartboard...

Must find the lost treasure the world has ever known.

Coming Summer 2026 to a holotheater near you.

So...the young girl and the dartboard fall in love in this "legend", and they try to search for a lost treasure, but they already know where it is? O_o

And perverse is family-friendly word? O_o

EDIT: Your mama's so soulless, she chews her school!
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Old 10-07-2009, 05:12 PM   #5
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Quote:
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EDIT: Your mama's so soulless, she chews her school!
Well, apparently she didn't choose a very good one....
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Old 10-07-2009, 05:15 PM   #6
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In a world...

Where robots are just a dream...

ONE dragon...

And a robot...

Must escape the secret techniques in their own hearts...

Changing the world forever.

Coming Summer 2063 to a brain implant in your head.


Read that very carefully.
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Old 10-07-2009, 05:39 PM   #7
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In a world...

Where aliens are whispered of only in legend...

ONE dragon...

And a alien...

Must become the worst disaster of legend...

And become legend.

Coming Summer 2049 to a holotheater near you.
lol
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Old 10-07-2009, 05:40 PM   #8
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Another one to read carefully, it's funny cause i'm not making this up :P

In a world ruled by greed...

Where combat is illegal...

ONE young girl...

Must create the biggest threat deep in his soul.

Coming Summer 2088 to RIAAnet (don't forget valid documentation of legal viewing status! 5 notarized copies required).

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Old 10-08-2009, 05:38 AM   #9
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In a world thrown into chaos...

Where morals are everywhere...

ONE programmer...

And a turnip...

Must create the greatest treasure of legend...

Changing the world forever.

Inspired by true events.

Coming Summer 2016 to a theater near you.





I think this would be better if the second line had been something different. But, it's against the rules to change it, still good though.
(It's inspired by true events, so we can assume that Jamul will do something awesome with the help of a turnip in the next few years)
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Old 10-08-2009, 05:50 AM   #10
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Your mama's so wrong, she tastes many noisy turnips!
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In a world...

Where intelligence is worshipped...

ONE programmer...

And a magical stockbroker...

Must escape the worst disaster in a distant land.

Coming Summer 2018 to a theater near you.


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Old 10-08-2009, 06:23 AM   #11
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Your mama's so indefatigable, she laughs at some snakes for fun!
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In a world gone mad...

Where intelligence is whispered of only in legend...

ONE man...

And a magical stockbroker...

Must face the secret techniques in a distant land.

Based on the book by Stephen King.

Coming Summer 2033 to a holotheater near you.


EDIT: Better pony name:

Chucklebunny, Master of Bunnies

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Old 10-08-2009, 07:06 AM   #12
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In a world on the edge of destruction...

Where corporations are worshipped...

ONE woman...

Must overcome the greatest wonder deep in his soul.

Coming Summer 2028 to a holotheater near you.

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Old 10-08-2009, 12:58 PM   #13
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Your mama's so bald, she drops an angry car!

Bouapha HATES traffic. He also gets mistaken for a girl a lot.

Your mama's so shy, she staples the chicken!

lolwut

Your mama's so dangerous, she listens to your awesome parsley!



Your mama's so shy, she crushes many snakes!

What is it with shy people and stapling/crushing animals?

Your mama's so lazy, she writes about the dog's cat!

Pets can have pets now, it's true.

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This post is brought to you by:

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"You will eat my popsicles. You will love them."

And now, back to our post...

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In a world...

Where death is illegal...

ONE man...

Must stand against the unending legions of a furious unicorn.

Coming Summer 2014 to a theater near you.

I don't want to die!

In a world ruled by hate...

Where combat is the only way...

ONE psychic rabbit...

Must discover the enormous hordes of a furious sorcerer.

Coming Summer 2047 to a holotheater near you.


Psychic Rabbit FTW!

In a world...

Where kittens are taking over...

ONE soldier...

Must create the deepest love at the end of the movie.

Coming Summer 2068 to a brain implant in your head.

The kittens! They're everywhere!

In a world on the brink of annihilation...

Where kittens are worshipped...

ONE dragon...

Must overcome the unending armada of a mad computer.

Coming Summer 2093 to RIAAnet (don't forget valid documentation of legal viewing status! 6 notarized copies required).

Honestly, I think this is what will happen in the future.
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Old 10-08-2009, 01:06 PM   #14
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Your moms so evil, she even steals a chicken!

In a world gone totally mad...

Where death is prized above all...

One rabbit...

Must defeat the unending hordes of a unicorn.

Coming to a holotheather near you!


Hope it isn't a Star Trek one...



In a world ruled by a madman...

Where intelligence is just a dream...

ONE young girl...

Must overcome the secret techniques from before time.

Based on a true story.

Coming Summer 2076 to a brain implant in your head.

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Old 10-08-2009, 01:24 PM   #15
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Your mama's so stupid, she argues with the internet!

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Old 10-08-2009, 01:24 PM   #16
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In a world on the edge of destruction...

Where death is illegal...

ONE turnip...

And a worm...

Must unearth the greatest discovery in their own hearts.

Coming Summer 2008 to a theater near you.



Ummmm.... Anyone remember this movie? I must have missed it...
*suggests Jamul update the years it can choose from*

Anyway, highlight: Line two and last line. And the fact that it's a turnip and a worm.
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Old 10-08-2009, 01:47 PM   #17
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Your mama's so imaginary, she writes about a imaginary friend for anything!


Your mama's so ignorant, she digests the 'yo mama' jokes!

Your mama's so heartless, she doesn't like your cows!

Your mama's so normal, she wildly chews assorted blue goats for hours on end!

Um.... Normal!?

Your mama's so soulless, she enjoys all violent pokemon!



In a world on the edge of war...

Where combat is just a dream...

ONE garbageman...

Must create the dread army of a renowned computer...

And become legend.






Snickerbunny, Herald of Laughter

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Old 10-08-2009, 02:54 PM   #18
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Your mama's so mean, she never laughs at any 'yo mama' jokes!

Brilliant. I am not making this up.
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Old 10-08-2009, 03:34 PM   #19
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Your mama's so heartless, she always visits all children!
I thought only heartless people DON'T do this?
Your mama's so ugly, she enjoys your planets!
Is that an insult? I have you know very many pretty and handsome people like my planets! They're gameical!
In a world...

Where hamburgers are everywhere...


ONE elephant...

And a dartboard...

Must discover the worst disaster of legend.

Coming Summer 2062 to a brain implant in your head.


2. Sounds tasty!

3 and 4. Can they actually accomplish anything?

In a world...

Where oil is in charge...

ONE hero...

Must battle the hidden treasure deep in his soul.

Based on the book by Dr. Seuss.

Coming Summer 2069 to a brain implant in your head.




2. Are you sure you didn't rearrange that sentence? oil is non-sentient, it should be charged FOR.

4. Why battle a treasure? Just take it!

5. Remind me WHEN Dr. Suess wrote a book with oil and battling treasure in it at all?
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Old 10-08-2009, 10:06 PM   #20
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In a world gone mad...

Where clothing is illegal...


ONE garbageman...

Must face the darkest secret the world has ever known.

Coming Summer 2033 to a holotheater near you.


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