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Old 10-09-2009, 03:31 AM   #21
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Your mama's so psychic, she wonders about the hope for all of us!
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:45 AM   #22
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In a world gone mad...

Where clothing is illegal...


ONE garbageman...

Must face the darkest secret the world has ever known.

Coming Summer 2033 to a holotheater near you.


as i first stated,
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What about ones where it says death is illegal?
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Old 10-10-2009, 12:16 PM   #23
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I have one from there that almost makes SENSE!:
Your mama's so twisted, she scares a car!
Edit: Waitwaitwait...
In a world gone mad...

Where coupons are whispered of only in legend...

ONE dragon...

And a frog...

Must battle the lost treasure deep in his soul.

Coming Summer 2017 to a theater near you.


Well, ah, good luck getting through Target!

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Old 10-11-2009, 12:57 PM   #24
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Your mama's so heartless, she doesn't eat my yeti for nothing!

...What?

Your mama's so awesome, she investigates a movie!

I am critical of this joke.

Your mama's so cheap, she wildly enjoys my houseflies!

Flies tied to a string are fun. :3

Your mama's so fat, she listens to some immense secret agents!

Her stomach is a radio!

In a world thrown into chaos...

Where kittens are whispered of only in legend...

ONE woman...

And a monkey...

Must escape the greatest evil deep in his soul.

Coming Summer 2045 to a holotheater near you.

Monkey souls are eeeeevil. Don't even get me started on Monkey Paws.

In a world without meaning...

Where clothing is optional...

ONE unicorn...

Must battle the secret techniques in history.

Coming Summer 2040 to a holotheater near you.

This. Is. Happy Pony Laaaaaand!

In a world on the edge of war...

Where coupons are taking over...

ONE turnip...

And a stockbroker...

Must unearth the unending forces of a power-hungry turnip.

Coming Summer 2060 to a brain implant in your head.

Turnip vs. Turnip! Get your coupons for the fight here!

In a world...

Where money is the only way...

ONE woman...

And a enchanted pocket lint...

Must battle the hidden secret in a distant land.

Coming Summer 2047 to a holotheater near you.

Pocket Lint, GO!

In a world without meaning...

Where aliens are just a dream...

ONE turnip...

Must find the deepest love from before time.

Coming Summer 2011 to a theater near you.


It turned into a love story, apparently...
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Old 10-13-2009, 04:26 PM   #25
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Your mama's so indefatigable, she never sits on the cat for lunch money!

Chocolord, Lord of Chocolate

Your mama's so powerful, she always abides the neighborhood teacher!

Your mama's so alphabetical, she casts magic missile on Bill Gates' socks!

Your mama's so soulless, she compresses the dog's 'yo mama' jokes!

Happypony The Happy

Your mama's so generous, she throws a understanding turnip for anything!

Your mama's so alphabetical, she waxes philosophical about the internet!

Your mama's so heartless, she chews a couple of high-tech movies!

Your mama's so smart, she commands the hats!

In a world...

Where oil is whispered of only in legend...

ONE garbageman...

And a trained frog...

Must discover the secret techniques in a distant land.

Coming Summer 2079 to a brain implant in your head.
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Old 10-13-2009, 06:28 PM   #26
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In a world...

Where greed is worshipped...

ONE young girl...

And a ghostly monkey...

Must find the most incredible invention in their own hearts.

Based on a true story.

Coming Summer 2098 to RIAAnet (don't forget valid documentation of legal viewing status! 2 notarized copies required).


Yes, they were captured and had nanometer-sized super inventions implanted into their very hearts.

Your mama's so awesome, she throws my dog!

That's not very nice...

Your mama's so smart, she sells the internet!

Bill Clinton now has a grudge against her.
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:42 PM   #27
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Your mama's so powerful, she even compresses your friend!
my poor friend got squashed.

Your mama's so shy, she sits on a chicken for hours on end!

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Old 10-15-2009, 04:27 PM   #28
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Your mama's so thirsty, she scares the cow!

Milk...MILK....
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Old 10-15-2009, 06:27 PM   #29
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Your mama's so dwarven, she occasionally battles your space-age yeti!
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Old 10-15-2009, 06:40 PM   #30
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In a world...

Where freedom is illegal...

ONE elf...

And a mother...

Must battle the truest love in their own hearts.

Coming Summer 2064 to a brain implant in your head.

No Freedom for you. Also- apparently they have to battle true love. Isn't that kind of backwards?

In a world...

Where ice cream is the only way...

ONE unicorn...

And a green chimp...

Must find the lost treasure at the edge of forever.

Coming Summer 2012 to a theater near you.


I am very interested to know where or when the edge of forever is...

In a world...

Where death is optional...

ONE hero...

Must become the greatest hero the world has ever known...

Changing the world forever.

Coming Summer 2064 to a brain implant in your head.

I'll leave you all to mull over that...

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Old 10-16-2009, 03:01 PM   #31
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Your mama's so mean, she rolls your TV show!

And I paid money for it! Srsly!

In a world on the edge of war...

Where clothing is whispered of only in legend...

ONE woman...

Must defy the invincible forces of a perverse dictator...

And become legend.

Coming Summer 2099 to RIAAnet (don't forget valid documentation of legal viewing status! 5 notarized copies required).

That's gotta be kinda awkward when you think about it.

In a world...

Where aliens are prized above all...

ONE young boy...

And a frightened child...

Must face the invincible armada of a furious murderer...

Or die trying.

Based on the book by Dr. Seuss.

Coming Summer 2011 to a theater near you
The Lorax is aaanggrrrryy with a few compaaaaniiiiessss....and he brought an aaaaaxxxxeeee....

In a world on the edge of destruction...

Where ignorance is taking over...

ONE young girl...

Must find the greatest evil at the end of the movie.

Coming Summer 2076 to a brain implant in your head.
Dagnabbit! I was tellin' ya morons would kill us all!

In a world ruled by greed...

Where stupidity is just a dream...

ONE dragon...

And a trained talking car...

Must become the endless army of a furious criminal.

Coming Summer 2048 to a holotheater near you.

The whole Hero half of the equation was just thrown out the window, wasn't it?

In a world torn by war...

Where pie is everywhere...

ONE hero...

Must battle the greatest wonder of all time.

Coming Summer 2097 to RIAAnet (don't forget valid documentation of legal viewing status! 3 notarized copies required).
Noes! The arch nemesis of Piemaker The Cheery!

In a world torn by war...

Where ice cream is in charge...

ONE man...

And a girl...

Must find the greatest discovery at the edge of forever...

Or die trying.

Inspired by true events.

Coming Summer 2082 to RIAAnet (don't forget valid documentation of legal viewing status! 2 notarized copies required).

Aw, man! I missed out on the Ice Cream Empire?!
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Old 10-16-2009, 03:50 PM   #32
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Your mama's so mean, she eBays the neighborhood yak!

Yes!!!!!!!! One that almost makes a bit of sense! Poor neighborhood yak... Never again will we hear the sound of his feet clomping through the streets destroying lawns...
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Old 10-16-2009, 06:32 PM   #33
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In a world...

Where love is illegal...

ONE man...

Must defeat the deepest love in history.

Coming Summer 2050 to a brain implant in your head.

Sounds like it's about the bad guy...
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Old 10-17-2009, 08:59 PM   #34
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In a world ruled by hate...

Where ignorance is in charge...

ONE zookeeper...

Must conquer the greatest evil in history.

Based on the book by Dr. Seuss.

Coming Summer 2093 to RIAAnet (don't forget valid documentation of legal viewing status! 4 notarized copies required).
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Old 10-18-2009, 06:54 AM   #35
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In a world thrown into chaos...

Where computers are taking over...

ONE man...

And a brainy monkey...

Must defy the greatest hero in a distant land.

Coming Summer 2059 to a brain implant in your head.

Are they going to Krypton at the point before it died with a dictionary?

In a world...

Where coupons are forbidden...

ONE man...

Must create the unending forces of a furious clown.

A Spike Lee Joint.

Coming Summer 2049 to a holotheater near you.
*sigh* We could avoid so much if we just let the circus people keep their full paychecks...

In a world on the edge of war...

Where popcorn is everywhere...

ONE teen...

Must find the worst disaster in their own hearts...

And become legend.

Coming Summer 2042 to a holotheater near you.

Let's just think that one over for a moment. Perhaps the main cast includes a popcorn bag?

In a world...

Where ice cream is taking over...

ONE soldier...

And a pocket lint...

Must stand against the vast treasure in their own hearts.

Coming Summer 2019 to a theater near you.

*holds hand out* If you're not takin' it, I will!

In a world thrown into chaos...

Where pie is forbidden...

ONE woman...

Must defy the hidden secret deep in his soul.

Coming Summer 2026 to a holotheater near you.

Let's just try and figure that one out for a little while...

In a world...

Where oil is worshipped...

ONE wrestler...

Must defy the dread armada of a legendary supermodel.

Coming Summer 2045 to a holotheater near you.

"When Bikini Models ATTACK!"
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Old 10-18-2009, 12:36 PM   #36
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In a world...

Where death is worshipped...

ONE monkey...

Must find the vast treasure deep in his soul.

Coming Summer 2039 to a holotheater near you.
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Old 10-19-2009, 01:55 PM   #37
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In a world...

Where clothing is worshipped...

ONE prisoner...

Must defy the most incredible invention the world has ever known.

Coming Summer 2094 to RIAAnet (don't forget valid documentation of legal viewing status! 6 notarized copies required).





Ok...so, the prisoner must defy clothing, and be naked? Eww.
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Old 10-19-2009, 06:10 PM   #38
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Your mama's so heartless, she even interrogates Bill Gates' huge eggplants for vengeance!
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Old 10-26-2009, 09:05 AM   #39
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In a world...

Where freedom is the only way...

ONE warrior...

Must discover the greatest discovery of legend.

A Spike Lee Joint.

Coming Summer 2052 to a brain implant in your head.
...Let's just let line 4 be.
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In a world ruled by greed...

Where freedom is whispered of only in legend...

ONE zookeeper...

Must create the greatest treasure of all time...

And change the world.

Coming Summer 2009 to a theater near you.
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