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Old 10-31-2009, 06:57 AM   #1
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Default My BHE: An ode to Halloween

I have this poem actually written down in a word document, but i didn't want to make you upload it because it's a Word 2007 document, and use the "Chiller" font, which some people might not have installed. So, here you go.

An Ode to Halloween

It’s that time once more,
When little girls and boys,
Fill their bags with candy galore,
Only to have someone smush all their joys.

Who may do such a thing?
Why, only Dr. Lunatic,
Reviving the jack-o-lanterns while running,
Looking for something neat to kick.

And then our hero,
With red hammers and baldness,
Reduces the pumpkin count to zero,
Then runs right into a wall of zombieness.

Red hammers a-flying,
Our hero knocks them down,
And while they’re all dying,
He kicks them outta town.

Meanwhile, a kid is horribly trapped,
With a big sack o’ candy,
In a castle very well mapped,
Hoping everything will be dandy.

While hunting for the candy corn,
Hoping to find some more,
While evil monsters scorn,
And unlock the candy door.

With costume kits abound,
The kid jumping from platforms,
Trying to stand his ground,
Against the evil monster hordes.

Soon he tuckers out,
After flying through traps,
While our hero bravely jousts,
Fending against some boneies.
Plerp; Immeasurably smart.
It is actually a crow but you have convinced everyone including yourself that it is in fact a hat.
Concave Pirate reduces pirate.
I'll get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Your safety is our number four concern.
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Old 10-31-2009, 08:51 AM   #2
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Well done, BunnyBot 5000. The story needed to be told, and you have told it well.
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