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Old 07-19-2011, 06:29 PM   #1
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I had an idea for a thread/game/interesting thing/whatever earlier today. Its where you will say what happens to the next poster, and they will say what they will do in response. say somebody said "the next poster will get poked by a sharp object" I would say *puts on bandaid* or "I'll put on a bandaid" or something totally different. and proceed to state what will happen to the poster after me. granted it doesn't have to be something bad, it could be anything really.

rules: (the don't do list)

1. obvious all in one no inappropriate stuff rule.

2. no repeating the same situation the previous poster posted. If you wanna see someone else respond to it, wait a little while!

since there is no above poster, I do nothing in response.

the next poster suddenly finds a floppy disk taped to their forehead.

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Old 07-19-2011, 06:34 PM   #2
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I take it off, place it into my computer, and find that it has SWC AND ALL TEH AWESUM HAMUMU GAMES!!!1!!

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Old 07-19-2011, 06:38 PM   #3
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I adopt it and love it <3

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Old 07-19-2011, 06:50 PM   #4
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Luckily i found the missing bullet in my house, so then i come outside with it aaaand.....


































































sell it. And get lotsa cash.

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Old 07-19-2011, 06:59 PM   #5
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The lightbulb hits my head, I pass out, Get sent to the ER, And then I wake up on my bed. Apperantly it was all a dream.

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Old 07-19-2011, 07:03 PM   #6
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But I already was, so it doesn't really matter.

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Old 07-19-2011, 07:09 PM   #7
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And I push the above poster to that edge after i walk to the middle.

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Old 07-19-2011, 10:10 PM   #8
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and so I am.

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Old 07-19-2011, 10:32 PM   #9
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I use Burninate to asplode whatever is keeping me from ye flask and win the game.

The next poster sees teh burninate but cannot yet get teh burninate.

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Old 07-19-2011, 11:45 PM   #10
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I am completely satisfied with my inability to obtain verbs.

The next person opens their computer case, but in the process accidentally knocks the SATA cable connected to their hard drive in such a way that all the pins that were connected to it are bent.
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Old 07-20-2011, 05:17 AM   #11
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I just get a new computer :/

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Old 07-20-2011, 10:16 AM   #12
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I burnt it down in my sleep. I quickly run away from the house, make up some sweet plan, and live as a king messing around with laws of physics.

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Old 07-20-2011, 10:40 AM   #13
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I spend all that to make a space fleet and conquer the universe! Yay!

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Old 07-20-2011, 11:23 AM   #14
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i eat the mysterios banana and suddenly turn purple.

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Old 07-20-2011, 03:07 PM   #15
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I don't judge them, that would be rude.

The next poster listens to Caramelldansen, to see if they can survive through it once.
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Old 07-20-2011, 03:15 PM   #16
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I listen to it again.

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Old 07-20-2011, 03:34 PM   #17
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It prints 5 dollar notes from 1869.

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Old 07-20-2011, 03:58 PM   #18
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I sell them to a museum and get over 9000 dollars

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Old 07-20-2011, 04:06 PM   #19
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Quite

The next poster is not me.
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Old 07-20-2011, 04:52 PM   #20
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Very true.

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