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Old 04-07-2012, 02:31 PM   #21
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I happen upon
A My Little Pony fight.
I do a facepalm.

I'm gonna restart.
Spring's here! Trees are in full bloom!
They smell really nice.
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:33 AM   #22
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I would actually
Prefer Winter, just because
I really like snow.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:48 PM   #23
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Dashing through the snow
On a one horse open sleigh
O'er the hills we go...

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Old 04-08-2012, 03:36 PM   #24
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You just broke this thread

Self-Destruct is activate.

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Old 04-08-2012, 04:29 PM   #25
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Pens Pens Pens Pens Pens
Apples Oranges Peaches
12 12 12 12 12
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Old 04-09-2012, 10:25 AM   #26
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one two three four five
one two three four five six sev--
wait, that was messed up.
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Old 04-11-2012, 02:40 PM   #27
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I happen upon
Spammy haikus and numbers.
I cook spam and eggs.
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Old 04-12-2012, 03:57 PM   #28
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It's Total Mayhem;
Expect threads to be spammy,
Can I eat your food?
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Old 04-15-2012, 06:38 PM   #29
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It's my omelet,
But I find numbers silly.
They just do not work.
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Old 04-16-2012, 04:41 AM   #30
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It's my omelet,
But I find numbers silly.
They just do not work.
I do not know if
the bold word is two or three
syllables, please help?
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:59 PM   #31
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It's my omelet,
But I find numbers silly.
They just do not work.
I do not know if
the bold word is two or three
syllables, please help?
It's-my-om-let

YOU FAILED
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Old 04-17-2012, 04:49 AM   #32
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It's-my-om-let

YOU FAILED
You failed too, 'cuz you
did not post in a haiku.
all your base is mine
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Old 04-17-2012, 09:43 AM   #33
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did not post in a haiku.
all your base is mine
I don't have to post
A haiku that makes no sense
Every single time
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:19 PM   #34
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I don't have to post
A haiku that makes no sense
Every single time
Well, that just made sense
So ha, once again you fail.
Anything else, mate?
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Old 04-18-2012, 03:06 PM   #35
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Om-e-let is three,
Ev-er-y has three of em:
Yay, three syllables!
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Old 04-18-2012, 07:58 PM   #36
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Om-e-let is three,
Ev-er-y has three of em:
Yay, three syllables!
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om·e·let

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noun eggs beaten until froth]

Words
Y u so confusing

Haiku:
I am quite happy
Because of one stupid thing
I just spammed a thread
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Old 04-22-2012, 08:07 PM   #37
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I tend to my eggs:
The spam is fully cooked now.
It's a good omelet.
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Old 04-25-2012, 12:51 PM   #38
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As you see above:
That last line has more than five
syllables brotha
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Old 04-25-2012, 02:55 PM   #39
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Not so, Cyberclone.
Fire, squirrel, both of those
Are ambiguous.

Cyberclone's annoyed.
Having poetic liscense
Is a great excuse.
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Get on my pony,
Take you 'round Equestria,
And all the other

PLACES TOO I BLOKE IT
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