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Old 07-08-2012, 01:54 PM   #1
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Default Roll to Dodge! 3, The Return.

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's time to...

ROLL TO DODGE!

AGAIN!

Same rules as the last two times. You attempt an action, and I roll a die to see how well you accomplish it.

1 - EPIC FAIL
2 - Fail
3 - Barely Succeed
4 - Succeed
5 - Succeed Perfectly!
6 - OVERKILL

Room maxes out at 6 people. NOW START!

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Old 07-08-2012, 01:55 PM   #2
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Yayzorz!

I roll a hundred different dice.
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Old 07-08-2012, 02:02 PM   #3
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I carve pumpkins.
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Old 07-08-2012, 02:48 PM   #4
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Hammer Up - 6
You roll a hundred different die. They all show up as 6's. The RNG claims you are using cheat codes and scorns you.

Bowserfan - 4
You have a couple nicely carved pumpkins.

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Old 07-08-2012, 02:59 PM   #5
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Create a portal to Equestria.
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:00 PM   #6
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I put brains in the pumpkins, making them come alive.
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:12 PM   #7
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Megadog - 1
Well. You make a portal. Its not to Equestria though... but to OBLIVION. Daedra swarm through!

Bowserfan - 6
You randomly grab a few brains and put them in... but they turn out to be the brains of Stalin and Attila the Hun. They now want to murder you. Oh yeah, and they have psychic powers.


Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls
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Megadog - Created a portal to OBLIVION
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:25 PM   #8
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I create a time paradox.
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:33 PM   #9
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I appear. Surely nothing can go wrong with that.
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:55 PM   #10
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I call BOUAPHA!
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Old 07-08-2012, 05:06 PM   #11
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Hammer Up - 5-1 = 4
Oh great. You have totally shattered the fabric of space time, sending everyone to a parallel dimension. Everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down, and short is long. All rolls are now reversed!

Felixrain - 6
You appear. You also appear to be dead. Oops.

Bowserfan - 5
Bouapha flies to the rescue! He flies down and smashes the evil psychic pumpkins and saves the world! YAY! Not only that, but he stops ALL EVIL EVER. WOW!

Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Parallel Dimension! Rolls are reversed!
Bowserfan - Has Evil Psychic Pumpkins; Friends with Bouapha!; Parallel Dimension! Rolls are reversed!
Megadog - Created a portal to OBLIVION; Parallel Dimension! Rolls are reversed!
Felixrain - DEAD; Parallel Dimension! Rolls are reversed!
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Old 07-08-2012, 05:11 PM   #12
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I will start by attempting to eat a ham sandwich.
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Old 07-08-2012, 05:15 PM   #13
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I do the victory dance.
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Old 07-08-2012, 06:40 PM   #14
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Attempt to make another portal to equestria.
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Old 07-08-2012, 06:54 PM   #15
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I shout random memes into the sky until the parallel dimension becomes annoyed and reverts to normal.
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Old 07-08-2012, 08:09 PM   #16
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Erect a dispenser
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Old 07-08-2012, 11:52 PM   #17
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i win
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:35 AM   #18
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I do something that will make me not-dead.
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Default Re: Roll to Dodge! 3, The Return.

I'm sorry Gigacat, but the room has filled up. 6 of these is already a crazy amount to deal with.

Bunnybot5000 - Inverted 5 = 2
You try to eat your sandwich, but start choking! Someone better save you!

Hammer Up - Inverted 1 = 6 - 1 = 5
You dance. Somebody video tapes you dancing and puts it on Youtube, becoming a viral hit. You are now an internet celebrity!

Megadog - Inverted 6 = 1
You need to stop this. Now. Cause all you did this time was make a portal to Evil Equestria, full of evil ponies. The Daemons from Oblivion use these evil ponies as mounts and are now riding around destroying everything.

Bowserfan - Inverted 3 = 4
The Random memes are shouted, but it turns out random dimensions are not in fact sentient, and therefore cannot hear you.

Cyberclone42 - Inverted 4 = 3
You erect a dispenser. It dispenses.

Felixrain - Inverted 1 = 6
Your soul manages to get a Phoenix Down and use it on your corpse. You rise will a triumphant pose! But wait... this isnt a regular Phoenix down, this is a SUPER Phoenix Down! You Transform INTO A phoenix!

Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Parallel Dimension! Rolls are reversed!; Internet celebrity! +1 to rolls involving other people!
Bowserfan - Friends with Bouapha!; Parallel Dimension! Rolls are reversed!
Megadog - Created a portal to OBLIVION and EVIL EQUESTRIA!; Parallel Dimension! Rolls are reversed!
Felixrain - DEAD; Parallel Dimension! Rolls are reversed!; Is now a Pheonix!
Bunnybot5000 - Parallel Dimension! Rolls are reversed!; Choking!
Cyberclone42 - Parallel Dimension! Rolls are reversed!; Dispenser!
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I try to destroy the evil ponies with Bouapha's help.
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