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Old 07-09-2012, 02:37 PM   #21
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Default Re: Roll to Dodge! 3, The Return.

I try to get everyone except the evil pony-riding daemons out of the parallel universe.
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Old 07-09-2012, 03:27 PM   #22
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I make another portal to equestria
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Old 07-11-2012, 12:14 AM   #23
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Bowserfan - Inversed 4 = 3
You put up a valiant fight, flinging hammers in all directions. Daemons swoop around shooting fire and brimstone on their evil rainbow ponies, but you manage to hold them off long enough for Felixrain to zap everyone back to the real dimension. Unfortunately, Bouapha took severe injuries, and falls to the ground, dead.

Felixrain - Inversed 3 = 4
With the help of Bowserfan and Bouapha holding off the hordes, you manage to create a portal and send everyone back to the real dimension.

Megadog - Inversed 5 = 2
The whole world is now begging for you to stop this. Seriously. Luckily this time your portal only goes to Gravyland and not some other daemonic dimension, but your continued efforts still cause most of the world to hate you.

Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Internet celebrity! +1 to rolls involving other people!
Bowserfan - Lost a Friend! Temporary -1 to all rolls!;
Megadog - Hated by the World! -2 to rolls requiring other people!;
Felixrain - DEAD; Is now a Pheonix!
Bunnybot5000 - Choking!
Cyberclone42 - Dispenser!
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Old 07-11-2012, 01:01 AM   #24
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I combine my failed efforts because three wrongs obviously make a right. (This, should it succeed, will make said portal to equestria.)
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Old 07-11-2012, 07:32 PM   #25
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Default Re: Roll to Dodge! 3, The Return.

I perform the Heimlich on myself. Can I do that if I'm choking? I sure hope so.
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Old 07-11-2012, 07:55 PM   #26
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Default Re: Roll to Dodge! 3, The Return.

I've decided to change the formatting a bit and create a separate World category for things that effect everyone, which should clean things up a bit on the effects list.

Megadog - 4
Well, I suppose 3 wrongs do make a right, for you finally select the right astro-dimensional coordinates and create a portal to Equestria. It's shimmering brilliance shines before you.

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You somehow magically do the Heimlich Maneuver on yourself, but you do it with so much power, you accidentally smash a few ribs.

World Effects - Opened Portal to Equestria!
Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Internet celebrity! +1 to rolls involving other people!
Bowserfan - Lost a Friend! Temporary -1 to all rolls!;
Megadog - Hated by the World! -2 to rolls requiring other people!;
Felixrain - Phoenix Power!
Bunnybot5000 - Few Broken Ribs! -1 to rolls involving physical activity!
Cyberclone42 - Dispenser!
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Old 07-11-2012, 07:57 PM   #27
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I will try to
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:16 PM   #28
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Befriend the sentient ponies.
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Old 07-12-2012, 01:26 AM   #29
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I fire lots of flamey stuff at Megadog for summoning ponies.
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Hammer Up! - 2 - 1 = 1
You fail

Megadog - 5
It seems, unlike on earth, you are very popular with sentient ponies. They love you so much, they decide to make you their leader!

Felixrain - 4
You take your great Phoenix Wings and shoot a massive glob of fiery energy at Megadog. Unfortunate, the ponies love him so much, they beat you up after firing only a single shot for trying to hurt their great leader! The stray shot still manages to hit Megadog though, burning him pretty badly.


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- Opened Portal to Equestria!
Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Internet celebrity! +1 to rolls involving other people!
Bowserfan - Lost a Friend! Temporary -1 to all rolls!;
Megadog - Hated by the World! -2 to rolls requiring other people!; Leader of the Ponies!; Badly Burned!
Felixrain - Phoenix Power!
Bunnybot5000 - Few Broken Ribs! -1 to rolls involving physical activity!
Cyberclone42 - Dispenser!
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Old 07-12-2012, 09:18 AM   #31
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I troll random people.
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Old 07-12-2012, 11:13 AM   #32
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I go see a doctor about my ribs.
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Old 07-12-2012, 11:33 AM   #33
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I conjure up a huge base in the shape of a camera out of thin air.
EDIT: Fitted with a cannon.
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Old 07-12-2012, 01:24 PM   #34
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In order to defend myself from Hammer Up's trolling, I hide all of my food. Because you know what they say, "Don't feed the parasprite troll."
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Old 07-12-2012, 03:30 PM   #35
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I go see Fluttershy so she can look after me and help my wounds heal up.
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I hug my dispenser.
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Old 07-15-2012, 09:13 AM   #37
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I enter the room and what is this?
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:53 PM   #38
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Sorry RandomCommander, only 6 players at a time, each turn takes long enough as it is with only that many.

Hammer Up - 6 - 1 + 1 = 6
You decide to start trolling people. Your trolls become internet legend, only helped by your celebrity status. The trolls of the world unite under you, forming an army of underground darkness on surpassed by Anonymous themselves. Obviously, you begin to attract some unwanted attention... The FBI has you arrested for plotting to overthrow the government and install a Trolling based one! Your army waits and plots you break you out...

Bunnybot 5000 - 2
You walk to the nearest hospital, get an X-ray, and having most of your ribs healed pretty well... Wait... you don't have insurance? Well now your terribly in debt!

Felixrain - 3
While your Phoenix powers are great, you are still young and lack the powers to do what you wish... yet. Instead, you decide to call up a friend, a Pheonix Contractor, who gets your awesome base going to in NO TIME! You do owe him the money for the base no though, and if you don't pay it... he has some powerful allies...

Bowserfan - 1 - 1 = 0
You decide to hide all the food you can find in the safest place you can find, with the government! You take the food a maximum security prison to have to locked away for safe keeping. The same one where they are keeping Hammer Up.

Megadog - 3
The ponies return from their vengeance to find you injured on the floor of your pony palace. They take you their best pony doctor, but unfortunately, the fire was made of powerful magic, and the burns are serious. The doctor manages to stabilize your condition, but it will take a while for your burns to heal correctly.

Cyberclone42 - 5
The dispenses dispenses love and compassion to everyone around you after it receives your hug. Everyone seems to be calm and nicer to one another!

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- Opened Portal to Equestria!; Love and Compassion! -1 to rolls involving violence!
Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Internet celebrity! +1 to rolls involving other people!; Locked in prison!
Bowserfan - Starving!
Megadog - Hated by the World! -2 to rolls requiring other people!; Leader of the Ponies!; Badly Burned!
Felixrain - Phoenix Power! Epic Camera Base!; Deep in with the Mob! Don't miss a payment!
Bunnybot 5000 - Badly in debt!; -1 rolls involving money!
Cyberclone42 - Dispenser!
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Old 07-15-2012, 08:21 PM   #39
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Well, I wait until I get freed by my army, and then I WILL GET MY REVENGE!
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Try to get the world to forgive me.
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