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Old 07-16-2012, 01:28 AM   #41
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I charge up the base's cannon and fire it at the contractor so I don't have to pay any money.
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Old 07-16-2012, 03:35 PM   #42
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Oh, such totally terrible rolls today.

Hammer Up - 1 - 1 - 1 + 1 = 0
You wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. Turn out your troll army was just trolling you, and was never planning on breaking you out! You better hurry up and break yours self out before you are sent to your death!

Megadog - 5 - 2 = 3
You manage to get some press time from your hospital bed in Equestria, and make a speech on Channel 2, asking the world for forgiveness. While they don't totally trust you and your pony followers, the are ready to try to forgive you. You will still have to prove yourself to get them to like you again!

Felixrain - 1 - 1 = 0
You begin to charge the base's cannon, but on the account of having no idea how to work it, you let it charge too long, and the energy capacitors explode! The energy capacitors also regulate the power for the rest of your base, causing the anti-grav to begin to collapse and your base to start falling back down to earth! Fix this quick! Oh, and the contractor noticed you charging the cannon, and has sent his mob friends to go get you!

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Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Internet celebrity! +1 to rolls involving other people!; Locked in prison!
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Megadog - Still Distrusted by the World! -1 to rolls requiring other people!; Leader of the Ponies!; Badly Burned!
Felixrain - Phoenix Power!; Collapsing Epic Camera Base!; Trouble with the Mob!
Bunnybot 5000 - Badly in debt!; -1 rolls involving money!
Cyberclone42 - Dispenser!
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Old 07-16-2012, 04:13 PM   #43
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In a burst of frustration at my bad rolls, I open up a black hole to absorb the whole world.
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Old 07-16-2012, 05:24 PM   #44
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Oh yeah, And I was just saying that just to be funny....

...And to say that I'm Pseudo-back

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Old 07-16-2012, 07:46 PM   #45
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I use the metal from the dispenser to build a Type 50 mobile Beam Rifle.
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Old 07-16-2012, 09:38 PM   #46
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I rest.
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Old 07-17-2012, 12:24 AM   #47
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I fly for it.
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:21 AM   #48
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I break out using my epic troll skills.
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Old 07-17-2012, 07:59 AM   #49
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Bowserfan - 4 - 1 = 3
Using all of your bent up rage and frustration, you begin creating a deep, dark, black void on incredible power. You are not a powerful wizard though, so it will take a little while to fully create it.

Cyberclone42 - 3 - 1 = 2
The Dispenser, happy with you, gladly dispenses the necessary parts. However, you have no idea HOW to create a Type 50 Mobile Beam Rifle, and end up creating a toaster. A toaster that always burns your toast.

Megadog - 5
You sleep like a baby in your super comfortable pony bed. After a few days of rest and pony based magic medicine, your burns completely heal!

Felixrain - 2
You decide it not worth trying to salvage the station, and instead jump for it! Quickly climbing to the top of the station, you spread your majestic phoenix wings and manage to get far enough away from the station to not suffer a horrible crushing death. However, such a terrible crash quickly grabs media attention! They see you and manage to get you on camera, now the Mob knows exactly where you are, and they are coming to get you!

Hammer Up - 6 - 1 - 1 = 4
Being super sneaky like Solid Snake, you climb though a few vent and use a spoon to dig under the outer wall. You manage to troll the guards into unconsciousness, and run away, almost scot free! Now it time for your REVENGE.

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Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Internet celebrity! +1 to rolls involving other people!
Bowserfan - Starving!
Megadog - Still Distrusted by the World! -1 to rolls requiring other people!; Leader of the Ponies!
Felixrain - Phoenix Power!; Trouble with the Mob!
Bunnybot 5000 - Badly in debt!; -1 rolls involving money!
Cyberclone42 - Dispenser; Terrible Toaster!
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:14 AM   #50
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I try to get my hands on a nuke! Mwahahahaha!
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:15 AM   #51
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I grab a toast from cyberclone42's toaster and eat it.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:13 AM   #52
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I'll go get a job so I can be not in debt.
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:11 PM   #53
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I create a beam rifle out of the toast and toaster.
Sorry guys, I'll make more toast later.
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:30 PM   #54
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I steal Cyberclone's toaster and use it to save the world. Somehow.
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:22 PM   #55
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Hammer Up - 3 - 1 - 1 + 1 = 2
After you fantastic escape, you head underground and begin to recreate your criminal empire. You manage to get a few boys together and decide to hit a Missile Silo. You sneak inside and steal the access codes, and are about to head to the launch pad, when you get caught! Most of your boys are captured, and you just barely manage to escape with the code. Now your on America's Most Wanted, and a dangerous criminal!

Bowserfan - 1 - 1 = 0
Even though its badly burnt, you still decide to steal some toast... Yeeagh! It tastes terrible! You stomach sure did not approve of THAT decision... Your going to be sick for a while!

Bunnybot5000 - 1
You search high and low for a job, but you only manage to find one. It seems some dude named Hammer Up is looking for some guys to help him steal a nuke. You decide you go along and help, but during the raid, you get captured and thrown in jail! I guess Crime doesn't pay after all.

Cyberclone42 - 5 - 1 = 4
Well how about that. It turns out Burnt Toast works as the perfect fuel source to power a nuclear fuser! Reworking the toaster, you manage to turn it into a beam rifle!

Felixrain - 5 - 1 = 4
Unfortunately, the toaster has been turned into a X-O5 Fusion Beam Rifle v.2. Oh well, I guess you will just have to steal THAT! Using its super powerful energy projectile, you shoot it at the swirling death vortex, creating a rip in space time that counters the black hole, saving the day! Hoorah!

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Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Internet celebrity! +1 to rolls involving other people! Dangerous Criminal! +1 to rolls involving crime, -1 to everything else;
Bowserfan - Starving! Super Sick! -1 to rolls until you are better!;
Megadog - Still Distrusted by the World! -1 to rolls requiring other people!; Leader of the Ponies!
Felixrain - Phoenix Power!; Trouble with the Mob! Stolen X-O5 Fusion Beam Rifle v.2!;
Bunnybot 5000 - Badly in debt!; -1 rolls involving money!; Imprisoned!;
Cyberclone42 - Dispenser;
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:24 PM   #56
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I sneakily go to a different launch pad to launch nukes to random important places!
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:32 PM   #57
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I summon some chinese food to eat.
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Toast physics are LEGIT.
I set up a sniper post overlooking HU's nuke pad.
These anti-material rounds split molecules, baby. Better think twice.
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:51 PM   #59
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Hammer Up - 5 - 1 - 1 + 1 + 1= 5!
You find yourself in a perfect position for world domination! You manage to find one of the USSR's old launch facilities, with only a handful of guards to take care of! After silencing or bribing them, you take position, ready to launch hundreds of nukes, where ever you want! Plus, you have a cool Soviet Missile Base to use as your Bond Villain-esc hideout!

Bowserfan - 3 - 1 = 2
Eww. All that's left is day old vegetables in mysterious brown sauce and whitish rice. Better not get even MORE sick.

Cyberclone42 - 4 - 1
Since Felixrain stole your beam rifle, I assume you want to steal it back. After sneaking up to him while he sleeps and stealing it back, you set up a sniper post on the top of the control tower, with your scope pointed on the button.

World Effects - Opened Portal to Equestria!; Love and Compassion! -1 to rolls involving violence!;
Hammer Up - Scorned by Die! -1 to all rolls; Internet celebrity! +1 to rolls involving other people! Dangerous Criminal! +1 to rolls involving crime, -1 to everything else; Soviet Missile Base Hideout, with your finger of the Nuke Button!;
Bowserfan - Starving! Super Sick! -1 to rolls until you are better!;
Megadog - Still Distrusted by the World! -1 to rolls requiring other people!; Leader of the Ponies!
Felixrain - Phoenix Power!; Trouble with the Mob!
Bunnybot 5000 - Badly in debt!; -1 rolls involving money!; Imprisoned!;
Cyberclone42 - Dispenser; Re- Stolen X-O5 Fusion Beam Rifle v.2!;Sniper Base, aimed at Hammer Up!
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:53 PM   #60
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Felixrain stole my toast
not my CBR
so iss all good

Now I sit down, drink coffee, and pee in jars until it's nuke-blowing-up time.
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