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Old 10-31-2013, 12:28 PM   #1
N64 Lord
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Default Two sentence Horror Stories.

This was a reddit thread that my crony, Jelly Ranger, pointed out to me. And now it's the Pacesetter for BHE 2013!

My neighbor does his laundry to often,
Maybe He should try washing the straitjackets with something stronger than blood.

Someone asked me to help tie a knot.
When I got to his house, I found the mayor, some rope, and a swinging pendulum.

My tv only shows infomercials.
My neighbor only comes out of his house when I'm at the window.

I met a man at a party yesterday who claimed that he could never tell someone that he didn't like them to their face.
This morning, I found three dead kittens in my front yard.

I picked up the wrong suitcase at the airport.
There should have been twice as many body parts.
We'll talk after you prove I'm here.
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