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Old 06-04-2004, 04:36 PM   #1
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Wheel Of Fortune (Playstation)

I just don't like it, They won't give me the prizes
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Old 06-05-2004, 05:10 AM   #2
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........HAAAaAaaaaahhaaa..of course they dont give you prizes!
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Old 06-05-2004, 06:23 AM   #3
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It's not fair! They say stuff like "You get a trip on a cruise boat"

Oh by the way, I got it as a present, so I didn't buy it.
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Monsters inc. on the PS2.

I HATE IT!!!!
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Old 06-07-2004, 11:35 AM   #5
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How come? (was it one of those "Fun Packs" that you MIGHT enjoy for a few minutes, but then it goes downhill?)
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:36 PM   #6
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I have a list.
Hologram Time Traveler
Golden Gate
Space Dude
Freddie's Forest
and the absolute worst...
Jet Ball Wildlife
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I will avenge the ESRB!They never rated me!
Dark Lord...who cares...
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Old 06-15-2004, 04:44 PM   #7
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Oh, I've seen a few . . . off the top of my head, here are some things that I'm ashamed to have spent money on. . . . All my opinions here, of course, though some of these are quite relicy.

Outpost (Sierra, circa 1993) -- Plot tree, tech tree, or similar bugs such that the game is unwinnable as bought in store. They patched it and IIRC it was still unwinnable.

(now flipping through cd case)

Ascendancy (Logic Factory, 1995) -- Not really bad, don't remember it well, but I had some fun for a while. I vaguley remembering the AI being so stupid it became boring quickly, and then I got Master of Orion 2, which seemed to surpass it in every category for being a space strat game also.

Witchhaven (Capstone/Intracore, and i've never heard of either again. Seems to be from before they started putting copyright dates on CDs O.o) -- One of the very first fantasy first person shooters, just all around mediocre in all aspects. If an equivelent was relased today it would be a perfect example of a no-risk generic mainstream clone. Oh wait, it did have one absoltuly unique feature that I've never seen in another game. Pereodically, a ghostly face of the end boss zooms at you, wailing, overlayed in the center of your screen. It's sort of like those pictures people have put online, that say "stare at the door in the back and you'll see something", and then after five minutes (when you're really intently focused on it and wondering what you're missing), flashes a person, and possibly worse, plays a random loud sound. Ever been suckered by one of those? You now know why my brother uninstalled this game after the first hour or two and refused to ever touch it again ;).

Total Annihilation Kingdoms (Cavedog, R.I.P, 1999) -- Not a bad game of itself, but as a sequel it's far inferior to the original, and I felt suckered when I later learned some of the what was going on with the company when they made it (things like, all the devs that mattered for the first game leaving.)

Delta V (Bethesda, 1994) -- VR-themed "trench-run" game, bland and pointless. It's also the hardest time I've ever had getting a game to run under DOS, as it wants exactly 600kb of core memory free AND it needs certain drivers available . . .

Space Bunnies Must Die (Ripcord, 1998) -- I got it for free and I almost feel ripped off. On the other hand, I need to install it and try it someday just on the theory that it may be so utterly stupid it's Bad Movie funny . . .

LOTR 1 & 2 RPGs (Interplay, 1990) -- Nasty evil bad old-style RPGs. They never made a Return, either . . .

Command Adventures: Starship (Future Vision, 1993) -- Sort of a star-control-ish game -- any indie/amatuer game at alpha stage i've seen is at least as finished as this.

That's all that still lives in my CD case. I'm sure I could come up with more eventually.

Oh yeah, one of the biggest: Magic the Gathering: Battlemage (circa 1994, no idea who made it but /I want my five minutes back!/ (it dosn't take much longer to determine that it's crap, though you keep trying for a while hoping that the intution is wrong . . . )) Basically, an unplayably (for me anyway) bad realtime strategy game based on the magic cards. The MtG game relased by microprose about the same time (and particuarly the Deuls of the Planeswalkers add-on) just makes this look . . . bad. Plus the microprose version was actually an implementation of, y'know, the /card game/, not a different game loosly based on it. It's sort of like comparing Dr. L. SwC with NPC Quest, except that NPC Quest is actually, er, fun . . .

Anyway, I should probably stop ranting and get on with the sending-resumes-outness.
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Old 06-15-2004, 05:36 PM   #8
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Monkey Magic
(It's as dumb as it sounds. I got ripped off even though it was freeware)
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Old 06-16-2004, 07:22 AM   #9
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That's not freeware, it's a playstaion game, you must have gotten a crappy rom or something(Trust me, I've seen it in a list of playstation games, so if you got it as freeware, somethings wrong)
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Old 06-16-2004, 09:09 AM   #10
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Huh? What do you mean, a playstation game? I got it as a computer game from somewhere I forgot...
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It was originally a Playstaion game
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/psx/data/24906.html

Although I thought they translated it...
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Old 06-16-2004, 10:38 PM   #12
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I just HATE this one...

Spiro, Enter the Dragonfly

It is the WORST GAME EVER. The graphics are crappy, the sounds are unrealistic and really bad, it's a total ripp off ($99.95), the plots ridiculous, and most of all.., IT IS SO BORING!
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The earlier Spyro Games were great though.
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Old 06-17-2004, 07:18 AM   #14
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I just HATE this one...

Spiro, Enter the Dragonfly

It is the WORST GAME EVER. The graphics are crappy, the sounds are unrealistic and really bad, it's a total ripp off ($99.95), the plots ridiculous, and most of all.., IT IS SO BORING!
You bought it for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!?!?!?!! . I didn't, I got it around $20 (on ebay)

It's best to look for the cheaper places (Oh if it's Spiro and not Spyro, then it's most likely fake)
It's a little better in gamecube version, to bad the series took a sharp turn on that game(When a company conversion happens, things get crappy for the next products(in this example, games) Don't worry, it will get better(unless it gets crappier)
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Old 06-17-2004, 07:24 AM   #15
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It happened to Crash Bandicoot also. I never tried the game but people tell me it is really bad.
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Old 06-17-2004, 09:02 AM   #16
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Im glad to hear that those horrible games are not representative of a long-running series.
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Old 06-17-2004, 10:12 AM   #17
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Has anyone heard that there is gonna be a crash/spyro crossover?
Crash blue
Spyro Orange

It seems that they have turned to pokemon series for titles...
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Old 06-17-2004, 10:26 AM   #18
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Yeah, I've heard of the Spyro / Crash crossover. And its Crash Bandicoot Purple, not blue.
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Do'h Well, I got it in the same color family (That counts for something, right?)
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It happened to Crash Bandicoot also. I never tried the game but people tell me it is really bad.
Yeah, I borrowed that game from a video store and it is REALLY bad.

Oh, yes, the spyro I got was NOT A FAKE.
It is simply TERRIBLE
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